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WOULD YOU RATHER-



1. Post with your character.

2. In your comment, have your character ask a question. Would you rather ________ or _________, where the blanks are anything your character would like to know from anyone who might respond. Maybe they're asking out of curiosity. Maybe they have a dilemma of their own. Who knows.

3. Respond to other characters, whatever catches your own character's interest or whatever they'd like to talk about. Maybe they can't decide between the two. Maybe it's an easy answer. Maybe they think the question sucks. Discuss. Chat. Take turns.

4. ????????

5. Profit.

Comments

[quakeinboots]

[Bless you, Eizen. Now they just need a deep enough ditch... Or perhaps stuffing him in that monster jar and setting it adrift at sea would work.]

You're not wrong. [Nerves of steel or stupidity, she's not sure which.] Would you prefer my tastes to lean more in the other direction, though? There is this water malak who's not quite so bold and is cute when flustered...

[Can't let her favorite chew toy miss out on this fun!]

[tailsneverfails]

[ Hdu, it wasn't a jar it was a vase. But he's willing to let that slide if it means Zaveid gets sent out to sea.... although that would be pretty mean to the sea. ]

We'll see how either of them feel when I meet them.

[ Because he's not going to make this pretty!... that is unless Sorey brings up something history related... then he might not be so inclined to explode. ]

[quakeinboots]

[Jar, vase, pot... It was old and smelled of monsters. Kinda like Zaveid, who they might get in trouble for dumping into the sea. Water pollution and all that.]

'Sore' would cover it.

[Yet somehow she doesn't sound at all bothered by the prospect...]

Anyway, weren't you going to show me the beach? I hear they have the tastiest hellions. [Tiny, demonic, pinching "hellions."]

[tailsneverfails]

[ Maybe they should just dump him in a garbage dump. ]

[ tastiest?! JUST WHAT IS THIS HUMAN FEEDING YOU, EDNA?! ]

I'm starting to thinking this beach idea might be a bad one... [ But he did promise. ]

[quakeinboots]

[Perfect. They bury him up to the neck and let the birds eat his leek-like hair.]

[Mostly ridiculous misconceptions, to be honest. Thank goodness a certain brother taught how to cook.]

Sea monsters, storms, and leggy hellions are better than facing old kittybeard. [No take backs under penalty of stabbing!]

[tailsneverfails]

I don't know if I approve of these friends you've made. They sound like a bunch of trouble.

[ Like he's one to talk... ]

[quakeinboots]

This coming from someone who associates with the Lord of Calamity, a stab-happy daemon, a traitor exorcist, and a self-serving witch, all who are wanted criminals.

[Her tone couldn't get flatter if she used Terra Mine on it.]

[tailsneverfails]

That's different.

[quakeinboots]

Because they're your friends? [UMBRELLA JAB TO THE SIDE] My bunch may be idiots, but they're decent idiots.

[tailsneverfails]

[ ooph! ]

I meant there's only one Earth Malak allowed to make stupid decisions here, and that one is not you.

[quakeinboots]

[Oh, well...]

Hmph. You say that as if I haven't already made choices I regret.

[tailsneverfails]

[ . . . ]

Like what?

[quakeinboots]

...not telling.

[Possibly the most silly and childish response she's given in a while.]

[tailsneverfails]

[ What?! But how could she not want to tell her big brother?? ]

Whatever it is, I'm sure I've done much worse in my life time.

[quakeinboots]

[There are some things one doesn't talk to their sibling about, like romance or that time they used the wrong toothbrush. However this is a subject she doesn't like to discuss with anybody.]

Can't argue with you there.

[It's.. not meant to be a dig at him nor to come out so bitter, honestly.]

[tailsneverfails]

[ Hearing that tone of hers...maybe this isn't something he should push. While he wanted to know, she'd tell him if it was really that important.

So instead he crouches down in front of her to give her a look.]

Hold out your arms.

[quakeinboots]

[Hundreds of years worth of emotional baggage isn't easy to let out even when she wants to, and right now it's not worth spoiling her time with Eizen.]

[...doesn't mean she won't give him a dubious stare before sliding her umbrella onto one wrist and hesitantly hold out both arms. Just what is he planning...?]

[tailsneverfails]

[ The moment her arms are out he quickly acts before she changes her mind and lifts her up into the air. ]

We're going to find the best beach we can.

[quakeinboots]

[ASDFGH THIS IS EMBARRASSING AND NOT ALLOWED HOW DARE YOU]

[An indignant yelp is the only noise she can make in response, while the upward motion raises her brows right past her bangs out of sheer surprise. She was just expecting a hug, dammit!]

Eizen!!

[Although after getting her indignation out in the form of kicking and beating on his back, she stops with a loud huff. It's... not so bad being carried around since nobody else is here to see it.]

...you jerk. [Totally not hugging him 'round the neck, nope.]

[tailsneverfails]

[ At least he hasn't tossed her onto his shoulder like a sack of potatoes? As if he'd do that. Edna is too precious for that. He just holds her close, and she might not be able to get him to let go because he's missed this feeling. ]

That's my job as your older brother.

[quakeinboots]

[Embarrassing and undignified as that sounds, she wouldn't protest it much, either. She's already endured far worse just so they could be together. Not that'll she'll voice any of that mushy garbage. He'll just have to settle for her ever so gently leaning against his head.]

I thought brothers were supposed to set good examples. [The teasing note in her voice should be obvious.]

[tailsneverfails]

[He won't mention a thing about the little affections she gives him. he knows better than that. She'd end up pulling away and possibly beating him with that umbrella of hers. Nope, he's just going to enjoy this and try not to grin too much.

He snorts softly at that comment and gives a tiny huff. ]

I'm setting a good example of what not to do. That's basically the same.

[quakeinboots]

[Her own smile may not be easy to see, yet it's hardly necessary when they know each other as they do. The gentle swinging of her legs and parasol also help.]

Fair enough. Although going by that logic, wouldn't that make Zaveid my brother, too? [She can't help a little teasing along the way.]

[tailsneverfails]

[ Eizen makes a face at that remark. ]

Only if he's the brother no one likes to talk about.

[ Even though Eizen is probably the black sheep of the family... ]

[quakeinboots]

[There's another quiet laugh accompanied by a tap to his head with the umbrella.]

He already is. The family embarrassment who can't put on a shirt. [A moment's pause, then:] He also said he asked you if he could marry me.