You have your gun. Now I'm definitely not telling you you're hot.
[The joke comes as a whisper on a rushed exhale of nervous breath. Chase swallows hard, reaching into his jacket for the bottle of whiskey and into his pocket for a lighter. With a little help, even a damp piece of bracken might light.]
Despite what the stories say, a wolf has to be starving or crazy before it goes after a human. Too early in the season for it to be starving.
[Which removes just one of the two less appealing options. The thing sounds like it's stalking them.]
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[The joke comes as a whisper on a rushed exhale of nervous breath. Chase swallows hard, reaching into his jacket for the bottle of whiskey and into his pocket for a lighter. With a little help, even a damp piece of bracken might light.]
Despite what the stories say, a wolf has to be starving or crazy before it goes after a human. Too early in the season for it to be starving.
[Which removes just one of the two less appealing options. The thing sounds like it's stalking them.]
A warning shot might not be a bad idea.