hogwarts meme

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THE HOGWARTS MEME


Welcome to Hogwarts! Student, professor or ghost, you have been sorted!

How to play
① Tag in with your name/series/hogwarts house/profession. The latter can be a student, professor or anything else! For example, Jane Doe/That Oldie Zombie Series/Gryffindor/7th-Year
② Go to RNG and roll 1-10. That's your scenario!
③ Tag around!
④ Have fun. :)


Scenarios

① Transfiguration. Pay attention and maybe your teacup will turn into a whole rat instead of just a furry piece of nonsense! Ask someone for help.
② Potions. Watch out for Snape. How's that nastily complicated brew coming along, by the way? Looks like one of you screwed it up!
③ Charms. A relatively easy class ... when your friend isn't bugging you. The trouble is that you're both having too much fun together to concentrate.
④ History of Magic. ... IT'S JUST SO MUCH FUN. Spice up the lesson with your buddy's help!
⑤ Par-tay in the Common Room. Who the heck knows why it's going on, but you're not missing out on this for anything and neither is your friend! Who cares if they're not from the same House, right?
⑥ Quidditch. Training or playing an official inter-house match? Showing off or just trying to stay airborne? Good luck and don't fall off your broom!
⑦ Detention. Shelling out manky old exoskeletons bare-handed? Re-alphabetising an entire section of the library all night long? Maybe you're unfortunate enough to have been grouped together in the Forbidden Forest.
⑧ The Astronomy Tower. Whether a late night class or a romantic evening together, the stars are beautiful.
⑨ Hogsmeade. You have a whole day here with your friends! Where will you go and what are you up to?
⑩ The Great Hall. Breakfast? Lunch? Dinner? A feast sure sounds nice, be it for Halloween or Christmas. Celebrate together!

Comments

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock || Slytherin || Sixth Year

[womanwhobeatyou]

((Muggles Studies professor Irene also available))

tony stark | mcu | ravenclaw | 7th Year

[shaves]

( OOC: Or a Flying Instructor if you want to have a professor. )

7!

[greenisnteasy]

[Bruce has slowly been settling back into something of a normal social life -- what passes as 'normal' for him -- since the Incident. After a brief period of trying to avoid everyone ever -- which failed miserably considering the castle isn't that big, and also considering he shares classes with most of his good friends -- he's been starting to learn how to cope with his volatile, mutated strain of lycanthropy. That time when he'd thought he'd lost everyone because he made one fatal mistake experimenting with his father's old ideas over the summer? Worst few months of his life.

And they make being stuck in detention with Tony look like a cake walk. He's not even sorry they wound up here for goofing off, though he is afraid to bring too much attention to himself. Luckily, Tony seems absorb all the attention in the room for him.]

Hey, is the author of that book you're holding a Ka? Could you pass it to me?

[ooc: oorrr they can get pulled away from here to do something else, grosser or scarier. Forbidden Forest could be fun. 8D]

6th year ravenclaw

[ponderous]

That's, uh. That's not--Tony, that much girding potion in one day could have some extremely negative effects.

[ not that he's going to stop his best friend, but he has to add his disclaimer before tony ignores his health and safety yet again in the name of advancing magical theory. ]

Steve Rogers | MCU | Hufflepuff | 7th Year

[like_a_gerbil]

[stark_expectations]

Tony cut class a lot. In fact, he tended to evade being in the general vicinity of where he was supposed to be. That is, unless it was a class with Steven Rogers. So he sat in charms class at the back of the room half watching the back of Steve's head while he finished writing down a quick note. He took extreme care to write the note to make his handwriting not look like his own. After all, he was being something of a chicken at this point...

'Would you ever date a guy?' And yes... he did put boxes with 'yes' and 'no' written next to the question.

He stared at it a moment and knew it looked like something a ten year old might write. If that old. But then... when you'd been crushing on the same guy for years... well... you tended to panic at the idea that he might not be there the next year.

So he quickly folded up the note and prayed Steve wouldn't recognize his handwriting before looking at the paper crane quietly. Taking a deep breath, he put the spell on it that transformed it into a real bird that took off into the air. Ducking his head again, he stared at his book even knowing the bird was landing on his long time best friend's shoulder.

charles xavier | xm:fc

[heritable]

[ professor of muggle studies; head of hufflepuff house. ]

10

[shaves]

[ Dropping down beside Charles for breakfast, Tony's half-in and half-out of his robes for the first flying lesson of the day. If he looks like he just spent the night sleeping terribly, it's because he did and his Reparo was worth crap all in the dark while inebriated on Rosmerta's finest. His bed needed replacing, anyway.

Favoring the Head of Hufflepuff's company before any decent hour rolls around, he reaches across him to snaffle a plate of sausages, murmuring. ]

Kill me.

[ Or maybe just decapitate him, put him out of his misery. ]

charles xavier | xm:fc | hs au

[heritage]

[ hufflepuff; any year. ]

[ex_flagrant831]

[Breakfast time in Hogwarts and Tony is doing his usual rounds. As a general rule, he grabs a bacon buttie from the Ravenclaw table, then flits around to see his friends from other Houses. It's not like he can't talk to his Housemates before breakfast, after all, and this is the only chance he'll get to chat with his non-Ravenclaw friends before class. (He would chat to them in class, but his father's beginning to get a little aggravated by his constant detentions for talking in class. Apparently he ought to have stopped getting so many a couple of years ago. Oops? It's not as if it's his fault; all this House nonsense can really put a crimp in a guy's social life...!)

He plonks himself down next to Charles without any preamble and snags a sausage from House table, getting a glare from one of his seatmates. Tony shoots them his most charming smirk in return before turning to Charles.]

What? I'm only taking his share-- it's not like he eats it, anyway.

Morning, sunshine.

natasha romanoff ( black widow ) ⌛ marvel cinematic

[stinging]

[ teenager au; sixth year slytherin. ]

ravenclaw seventh year

[ponderous]

[ this trick staircase is out to get him, bruce is almost sure of it. he walks around this part of the castle so infrequently that he never remembers until his foot is already in the tar-like quicksand. by then, of course, it's too late.

furious with himself and this absurd school for even having trick staircases, he struggles to reach his wand in the bag he'd thrown aside when he hears footsteps. bruce fiercely hopes it's not loki as he looks up. ]

rose lalonde || homestuck || ota

[tentaclechic]

[6th year slytherin.]

Bruce Banner | MCU | Ravenclaw | 6th Year

[greenisnteasy]

[ooc: Complete with convenient au information.]

look at that fluffy mop

[tactical_alert]

[In potions, Malcolm does try to be extremely careful in his measurements. He doesn't plan on doing this kind of stuff after he graduates, but he does recognize that plenty of care ought to be taken, lest poor or dangerous results that were very avoidable happen.

Thankfully, he's also paired with a Ravenclaw, and better yet, Bruce. How could anything go wrong, unless some unhappy Slytherin walks by their potion and tries something to ruin their grade?

...Oh.]

It's not going to explode in our faces, is it? The last time that happened, I couldn't do anything about that slime for days!

bruce banner | mcu

[hulkish]

[ ravenclaw; any year. // potions master. ]

fifth year ravenclaw

[she_was_a_gift]

[ Guess who's spending their free period in the dungeons correcting the textbook?

It's not as though she's got friends to go and cause trouble with elsewhere in the castle. She's been a loner for the most part since her brother graduated, and the answer seems to be to apply herself to her studies twice as hard. Brilliant but lonely...and perhaps a little frustrating to some of her professors when she announces the faults in a particular magical theory in front of the entire class. Well, if they don't appreciate her efforts, she'll correct her own, on her own, tucked away in plain sight of a teacher so the other students don't harass her. ]

Cristian Miklos | Harry Potter OC | Auror OR 6th year Gryffindor

[purjare]

ruby lucas ❍ ouat

[andwolf]

[ hufflepuff (they are GOOD FINDERS), 7th year, get the shrieking shack ready. ]

[greenisnteasy]

[ooc: werewolves have to stick together. want to have them finding out about the other (perhaps in the shack!), or do they already know and are now hanging~?]

Griffin O'Conner | Jumper | 5th year Ravenclaw

[classdismissed]

Archy | RocknRolla | 7th year Slytherin OR Quidditch instructor

[gotanothercall]

sigyn ❖ myth

[perenials]

( hufflepuff, 5th year. other hogwards au info here!. or ask for head nurse version under burdenof )

oswin oswald • doctor who • ravenclaw (7th year)

[remembermeandrun]

Anders | Dragon Age II | ota

[magerights]

[Healer in the hospital wing and may also teach healing?]

Poland/Feliks | Hetalia | 6th year gryffindor | OTA

[reckless_eagle]

Loki Laufeyson | Marvel Cinematic Universe | Slytherin/ Professor Defense Against the Dark Arts

[hisoldtricks]

[ooc; Can also be an Auror or Head of Slytherin House if preferred.]

8 | she's ravenclaw | I guess he will be professor...omg the forbidden romance undertones Iol

[renascentia]

[ Slipping away after curfew hadn’t been that difficult, not that it was surprising since she had mastered the art of slipping away since she had started in the school, she knew all the ways to be able to leave the Ravenclaw tower without been caught, she had never been caught when she had slipped away and it seemed she was going to end with that record intact, it made her feel a bit nostalgic that this was her last year here.

With a small sigh Sigyn looked up at the sky, she had first arrived to the Astronomy Tower to finish an assignment for her Advanced Potions class since she could think better here and it was her favorite spot, but now that her homework was done she decided to stay for a bit and look at the stars. Taking out a blanket from her bag and covering her nearly bare legs with it, she was after all in her nightclothes since she was supposed to be sleeping after all, it’s not as if she was going to get in trouble and she was going to leave soon anyway. ]

❧ Pamela Isley ↔ Poison Ivy ❧ Batman Nolanverse AU ❧ Slytherin/ Botany Professor

[poisonous_touch]

Merida || Brave || Gryffindor 4th year

[mended_fate]

Erik Lensherr || XMFC || Slytherin/ Charms professor

[tastethemetal]

[ooc; Just because I think it would be an amusing class for him to teach.]

[hypnotic_patter]

...they had it coming. They're horrid dancers anyway.

[Billy doesn't really have a better excuse for trying to use a mass Tarantallegra charm on half the library. He stares at his feet, wishing they'd dance him right on out of here.]

Tyler Simms | The Covenant | Hufflepuff 6th year

[babywarlock]

1.

[letsdropin]

*silence in the common room. Silence.

And then suddenly, a very, VERY panicked yelp.*

Tyleeer!

Q || James Bond: Skyfall || Ravenclaw 7th year

[queues]

bbQ!

[tactical_alert]

[Think fast! There is a broom headed Q's way. Don't worry, it isn't out of control. Malcolm's got this flying thing pretty well down. He won't be on the Gryffindor quidditch team anytime soon...or ever...but hey, a lot of people can't even stay on their brooms. Can Q?

Malcolm's distracted, attention at catching a quaffle aimed for him, and only notices his trajectory toward a fellow student with some panic after. He veers off suddenly, doesn't crash, but it's a less than graceful hop, skip, and jump when he lands on the grass nearby. To his credit, he sounds as apologetic as he looks.]

Are you all right? I apologize; I should have watched where I was going. Good thing I saw you when I did, or we'd both be kissing the dirt...

63!sherlock holmes | bbc sherlock au | 7th year ravenclaw

[zordaar]

[...or CONSULTING DADA TEACHER no that's horrific.]

[antiquotidian]

[ An uncle, for which she was named? Correspondence through letters or a visit? ]