bakerstreet | when I think about you, I touch myself

Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)

We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues.

* Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line
* Others reply, stumbling in on you.
* You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!)
* PROFIT!

REACTIONS:
1) Embarrassment - Yeah, someone just caught you in a very private act and you kind of wish the ground would swallow you up. Now.

2) Anger - How dare someone barge in on you without knocking! You'll give them a piece of your mind right now.

3) Excitement Exhibitionism - happens to be a major turn-on for you, so you'll just continue~ Maybe even ask them to give you a hand, hehehe...

4) Apathy - Big deal, it's not like they've been living in a bubble where they never knew masturbation existed, and if they were they had to find out about it sometime.

5) Squick - Either it was a family member who just walked in on you or you just feel so utterly dirty at having been caught doing something so personal.

6) Delayed - reaction You didn't even notice they were there until after you finished.

7) Derailed reaction - Oh no you've been--what is that on their head? Wait, the world's ending now? D-did you just see that unicorn? Worry about being caught later, figure out what the hell is going on first.

8) Frustration - COME ON, EVERY TIME!

9) Relief - Thank GOODNESS someone came by! Otherwise you'd have had to stop and go grab that toy/pillow/remote for the annoying stereo yourself. Also they could maybe swap discs because this movie isn't really doing it for you. What do you mean it's inappropriate? It's not like you're asking them to watch.

10) Wildcard! You know the rules!

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Didn't see nothin'. [BECAUSE THAT WILL MAKE THIS SO MUCH BETTER. The door is already closed between them, but Elijah's got his back to it now for added measure.

And...sure, okay, so maybe that was a lie he told just now. But what the hell else is he supposed to say.]

[John lays there for a second in mute terror, before his wits return and his erection wilts enough to grab his towel and tie it around his waist.

He rolls out of bed and opens the door angrily.]

What the hell was that?