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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0 [SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE]

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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[It looks like an old-school cabaret, something straight out of the musical.

She's dressed for it, too. The "dress" is off her shoulders, revealing the slight mounds of her chest, though covering most of the breasts. The skirt is short and full, her long, thin legs covered by fishnet stockings and high-heeled, tall black boots. Her black garters are visible, holding the stockings up.

Straddling a chair, she seems more aware of the clicking of the automatic camera than the audience she's acquired. But... that might just be Want's way of telling him that he's been expected.]

[No fail or genderswitch, please.]

[Things proceeded as they normally did around here, with Hei using the shower. Naturally, his clothes were laid upon the ground in a small cluster, and he had just stepped into it, letting the warm water flow onto his body.]

Haru, the shower is ready!

[She couldn't say she minded this arrangement. The guy was mysterious, sure, but it was enough for her to have both time for herself and time for him. She slipped out of her clothes easily, leaning against the frame of the bathroom door, a slight smirk on her face.]

The question is, are you?

[With a small laugh, she headed over to the shower, stepping in front of him to let herself wash off a bit and let her hair fall over the back of her shoulders.]

[It was hard to ignore Haru with a entrance such as this. Given the time between them, stress was common in their line of work. Activities such as these made it all worth it however.

Hands wrapped around her frame, resting at her hips while the water struck. He smiled, one of the rare ones very few people ever saw.]

I always am.

Well, good.

[She leaned back into him, enjoying the feeling of being held. With him she could be more vulnerable - not totally, but enough to give up a little bit of the control she tried to cling to desperately. He was warm and strong and safe. One of her hands lowered to cover one of his, stroking his knuckles gently.]

[His smile grew a tad with that. Something as simple as holding her like this had brought him both relief and joy. She was strong, and in some aspects, even stronger than himself. There was a time when he would even refuse to accept this. His hands remained by her side, while his lips brushed against her ear, pushing past her beautiful hair.]

With you involved, how can I not?

[She just grinned a bit in response, turning around to face him. She reached up and wrapped her arms around Hei's torso, leaning in to kiss along his jawline.]

[And Hei watched her, lowering his head slightly to soon press his lips against hers. Hands remained at her side, only going up to press themselves against her bare back.]

[She parted her lips, deepening the kiss a bit and arching into him. One hand slipped off of his back and down, to start caressing his chest slowly.]

[Hei moaned into the kiss, lips parting to give Haru more access. One hand moved to her waist, pressing against her soft skin as water continued to pour. The other rose to Haru's head, pushing into Haru's hair and brushing through it.]

[She sighed, eyes closing as she pressed against him. After a few moments, she broke the kiss, leaning into the crook of his neck, breathing softly.]

I want you... it's been too long...

[He placed his lips right near her ear, voice dripping with seductiveness.]

Would you prefer to skip to the real fun then?

Edited 2012-11-11 07:06 (UTC)

[She comes and goes where she pleases. It's amazing how few people notice one more girl in a school or one more person in an office. Act like you've always been there, and they'll assume you have.

It helps, too, that she's not entirely human.

High schools always give her something interesting. Teenage emotions at their peak, idealistic or jaded teachers. Everyone always wants something, but this mix usually gives her a rush. This situation? Will probably play out at least once in earnest while she's here. For now, though, it's mostly a game.

She looks the part: jaundice skin hidden slightly behind make-up, but it can't give her a truly healthy look; her too-thin limbs shown off by the short-sleeved summer shirt and knee-length pleated summer skirt, complete with high socks and slip-on black shoes. Her backpack is by the chair she's seated in, facing the desk of the long-term substitute PE teacher.

Her ankles are crossed and her legs tucked partially under the chair. Very ladylike. Her expression is almost convincing, too. Most people would assume she knows the man she's talking to only as a teacher.]

I'm really sorry I was late, sir. [For the third time in a week, the eighth in two weeks.] What if I promise not to be late again?

[The man standing, rather, leaning against the edge of the desk in front of her sneers. He doesn't seem convinced one bit and he isn't hiding it either.]

I think if you were sorry you might make more of an effort to be in class on time.

[He doesn't look especially remarkable or different, quite average and bland in a way only a gym teacher could be. Tattoos peak out from sleeves and necklines but he doesn't exactly carry a look of concern about him - it looks like a fucking costume on him instead of something he works in.

Suddenly a group of girls giggling loudly passes in the hall and he doesn't restrain the wince at the noise.

Fucking kids. Children in this age range were practical melting pots of...well, everything. It was like a buffet. But there were here to have fun right now.]

Your promises don't mean much. [He has to fit the role though, much as he would rather not give a shit to how he sounds. But he'll be good right now. For her at least.]

[Possible tw: xeno (If tentabulge happens to be your thing.)]

[ ~~idefk I think Damara might be her own roll and category altogether but I rolled wax which can be just as good of a starting point as any I guess and you know I'm always down for the bulge~~

He wasn't much like Kankri at all, which already added up many, many points in his favor. He talked about as much, sure, but at least the things he said weren't quite as asinine. He also breathed now and then, which was good.

Getting him cornered wasn't easy. Getting him to hold still while she removed his shirt was even harder, but sitting on him seemed to be work pretty well. A candle was produced from her sylladex into one hand, and a lighter in the other. ]

WAX.

[ ~~OH GOD WHO EVEN NEEDS TO ROLL, THIS IS ALREADY HIDEOUS.~~

You bet your ass it isn't easy; where breathing heartfelt expletives at the top of his lungs utterly failed to achieve a desirable outcome he sought to aggressively pap her hands away, at least until he found himself rooted to the floor beneath "Megido Jr-Sr" and somewhere in the chaos lost track of his sweater.

The candle just earns her a flummoxed stare. And then: ]

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, you've got to be kidding me!

[ He's really pretty adorable, when he's all squirmy and protesting. Like he has options. How absolutely precious.

She just tilts her head at his protests and smiles before she shifts the lighter into the same hand as the candle so that she can cover his mouth with a free hand. Damara leans down and presses her lips to the back of her hand in a quick kiss. ]

Shhhhh.

[ A patronizing pat to the head later and she's sitting up again, lighting the wick on the candle. ]

BEAUTIFUL RED.

[OOC: Info post on Yue.]

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