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[shitglasses]

PUNCHING BOOTH
look it's for charity.

The Punching Booth! It's like kissing for people with anger issues. Everybody gets one punch! No below the belt stuff (that's extra). Or, you know, if you're really motivated, you can kiss someone; sometimes that's worse than being punched. Or better. I'm not your boss.

You know the rules! Top level with your preferences, and punch, punch, punch! Get it out of your system before you have to start making those pesky resolutions.

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kylo ren ( STAR WARS ) ota

[vaderstan]

peter parker | marvel 616 | ota.

[wheatcake]

[Yeah, he's dressed as Spider-Man with a big sign that says COME PUNCH SPIDER-MAN. It's for a good cause.]

[hornheads]

[ Have a Matt Murdock! Yeah, you heard that right. A Matt Murdock in his Jay Kos suit looking like an innocent blind man as he approaches Spider-Man's booth. ]

But who in the world would want to hit Spider-Man?

[ He says, because he's an innocent blind man. ]

miss quill ( class )

[vrituom]

peter 'man he really let himself go' parker | into the spider verse

[jankyhobo]

[squishy dad bod's gotta be good for something, right? and how else is your friendly neighborhood spider man supposed to get back in shape if not by taking a punch or two.]

matt murdock | marvel 616

[hornheads]

( two options:

1) local celebrity lawyer matt murdock is available to get punched!! but why would you punch an innocent blind man who has never done anything wrong in his life :(

2) daredevil is here and you can punch daredevil but it's also daredevil. who is creepy. )

[slugitout]

[Lots of booths to go through, but Frank's always liked the classics, and ain't nothing more classic than decking a lawyer. It's nearly as all-American as you can get. Eat a blue rare steak, fuck another man's wife, and lay out a lawyer with a right hook.]

How much to hit you?

Chuuya Nakahara | Bungou Stray Dogs

[thetaintedsorrow]

[He might retaliate.]

[dovetale]

"I'm...not sure this was a good idea, now that we're here."

It is too late to back out! Somehow, the charity drive sounded like harmless promotion on paper. In the flesh, the atmosphere is not quite what he expected to find.

Nakajima Atsushi || Bungou Stray Dogs

[loonlight]

Wonder Woman/Diana |pre nu52 DC comics

[truthtied]

[ Fuck one punch, come spar with Wonder Woman. Throw in an extra $100 and she won't punch back. ]

[the_caped_crusader]

[billionaire bruce wayne steps up, a knowing smirk on his face as he undoes his cuff links. he's presumably made an exorbitantly large donation.]

I've never sparred with an Amazon before. [ha ha.] You'll go easy on me, won't you?

Engineer | Team Fortress 2

[spah]

[LITERALLY FIGHT HIM]

teen Bucky Barnes (episode 4) | Animated Avengers: Earth's Mightest Heroes

[yourenotmymomnotlistenin]

[Hey, why not!]

Yukikaze | 07-ghost | OTA

[undercherryblossoms]

[How quiant. Might be interesting to try to do this. Oh, and maybe kinky. Or just platonic. /ooc]

Fye D. Flourite | Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle

[bigblackkitty]

[Hmmmm...]

Totoko Yowai | Osomatsu-san

[socute]

[ Be careful. ]

Catra | She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

[plentystrong]

[ 1000000% WILL punch back. and possibly break rules. ]

Narancia Ghirga | JJBA: Vento Aureo

[canzonipreferite]

[He's got a sign neatly painted with 'I punch you: $5 You punch me: $100'. You know that shit ain't his penmanship.]

[slugitout]

[Frank walks up and looks the kid up and down.]

What are you, fourteen? Don't you got some fucking rocks to be throwing through windows?

Dr. Angela 'Mercy' Ziegler | Overwatch | OTA

[watching_over_you]

[Welp, happens in game so often might as well get some payment for it.]

Alfred Pennyworth | Gotham | OTA

[inforapound]

[For charity. Go one round with Pennyworth. All proceeds go to the Bridge Rebuilding Fund]

Father Maxwell | GundamW: Frozen Teardrop

[priestified]

[ ??? support orphans, punch priests. ]

Frank Fontaine | Bioshock

[slugitout]

[He's set up a sign, a real nice deal with a fucking border and everything that one of the chumps whipped up for him. It says:

TAKE A SWING
$100
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO FONTAINE'S HOME FOR THE POOR

Frank's got his sleeves rolled up and he's waiting for someone to put the money down and give it their best shot. Look, the sign says take a swing, not 'get away with punching Frank fucking Fontaine'.]

fuck you dad!!!

[obeyseventually]

[Jack shoulders his way to the front of the line fast, slams a wad of bills down with one hand and lunges with the other in a quick right jab.]

Zack Fair (Final Fantasy)

[fair_soldier]

[A very tall and rather brawny 20 year old soldier, dressed in fatigue trousers and a dark green t-shirt, with a neatly painted sign that says '$50 per punch! One free punch with every four you buy! If I can't stand when you're done, you get your money back!'

Painted under that in smaller letters is '$20 for a sparring match.']

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke || Bungou Stray Dogs

[figsations]

The Captain | Marvel 616

[hisnameisthecaptain]

[This ugly dude in a duster, star t-shirt and camo cargo pants looks unhappy to be here. Actually, he looks unhappy to exist.

The sign above his head where he stands says:

PUNCH A SUPER HERO! FOR CHARITY! HE'S NEAR INVULNERABLE SO COME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!

It's for a good cause and those kids looked really sad, okay? Also someone promised him drinks after. Sadly he's going to have to take this sober though.]

[slugitout]

[Who the fuck set up a booth with a homeless man in it? Shit, maybe Frank should have done that-

On second glance, it seems like the homeless guy is the man running the fucking booth. He smells like fucking everclear and rancid sweat and looks like he should be rooting through garbage and licking the bottom of cans. Frank gestures to the sign.]

What's the fucking point of a punching booth if I'm going to break my hand hitting you? Ain't much of a pitch there, kid.

dex / marvel netflix / ota

[antipsychotic]

Kotetsu T. Kaburagi | Tiger & Bunny | OTA

[roaring]

[...How did he get roped into this?

Usually he goes along with these Hero TV charity ideas (because he has to), but this is getting ridiculous. Punch a Hero... who wants to punch a hero? Well, aside from the obvious. This is just encouraging criminals!

Well, at least so far it's mostly been kids who want to play pretend. That's not so bad.]

Hakufu Sonsaku | Ikki Tousen | OTA

[tittleconqueror]

[ She doesn't understand how this is supposed to work, so don't be surprised if she dodges or retaliates. ]