HOGGY HOGGY HOGWARTS

[dousing]

HARRY POTTER AU MEME It's time to explore the wonderful world of Harry Potter, campers! Go to Hogwarts, teach at Hogwarts, be an alumni that's just living wizard life, be a Quidditch player, work in a shop, work in the Ministry or St. Mungo's, be the next Dark Lord... Well, maybe not that last one. Ignore that. Who needs one of those? Not us! Post your preferences (listed below) and have fun!

PREFERENCES • SCHOOLING If you went to Hogwarts, what house are you? If you're post-school and went somewhere else, which school did you go to? • JOB If you're out of school, what's your job! Quidditch player, Ministry work? Let everyone know! • ERA When are you from? The 1920s? Marauders era? Harry's era? The third generation? Some other year? Timing is everything! • BLOOD STATUS N...No one cares about this anymore, right? Are you a Muggle, a Squib, Muggle-born? Half-blood? Pure-blood? • BEING TYPE (If applicable) If you're a non-human or something else, what are you? People should probably know. • LOCATION The States? The UK? Where you at? • OPTIONAL Things that can be nice but not necessary are wand, patronus, animagus form, so on. If you already know them you can work them into your scene but if not, no worries! It probably won't come up. SCENARIOS 1. GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOL You're a student at Hogwarts! ... Or another school! Go to class, have a food fight in the Great Hall, get detention, go wild! Don't get expelled from Durmstrang! 2. TAKE MY FIREBOLT GONNA TAKE TO THE SKY It's time for a Quidditch match! Whether you're playing for the house cup or the world cup, it's bound to be a good time unless you get hit in the face with a Bludger. 3. BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS AND MAGICAL BEASTS You're a Muggle-born! Or a Squib in a magical family! Or a sibling of a Muggle-born! Are you leaving your family to go back to school? Are your siblings leaving you? 4. THIS YEAR I PLAN TO STUDY A LOT You're a TEACHER at Hogwarts. As faculty, it's your job to make sure these kids don't get into too much trouble while you're trying to teach them. Good luck, and go ahead and take away some house points. We know you want to. 5. I'LL HAVE THE GREATEST WIZARD CAREER You've graduated and you need a job! Are you a Ministry intern? Something a little higher up? How about an Auror or a healer at St. Mungo's? Infiltrating MACUSA to further your evil agenda? 6. VOLDEMORT IS GOING DOWN An obligatory war option. Depending on your era, maybe you're up against Grindelwald! You might have to fight Voldemort! Hell, depending on circumstances, you may have to fight a new dark force entirely!! 7. CAN'T WE JUST BE DEATH EATERS Seriously, you're tired of playing goodie-two-shoes. It's time to wreck things and ruin people's days. Maybe try to be not so OPENLY crazy wizard racist so you don't get caught, though. Or do and have some kind of redemption arc. 8. I COULD BE FALLING IN LOVE WITH HERMIONE GRANGER A shipping option! Is it puppy love? Soul mates? Are you in love with a Muggle? A Muggle in love with a wizard? 9. HAND ME A GLASS LET THE BUTTERBEER FLOW You need to go shopping! Or drinking. Diagon Alley, Knockturn Alley, Hogsmeade trips... Find anything and everything you want. If you go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, make sure you don't get busted by a teacher with your goodies. If you're in New York, bring by some of that swanky jewelry or grab a pastry. 8. SNAKES AND GOBLINS AND WEREWOLVES Sooo you're some kind of being! A Centaur, a Merperson, a Werewolf, a Vampire... What's life like for you? Eat any kids lately? Ha ha, just kidding! As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

Comments

Mollymauk Tealeaf | Critical Role

[mollymocked]

[i present to you two options:

1. Self-indulgent pure Hogwarts BS wherein Molly is just an unruly Hufflepuff disaster artist scraping by on lackluster charm and being a Qudditch Chaser. Lives in detention. Also still a tiefling because I guess those exist in the wizarding world now.

2. The closer to canon version- fabulous peacock DADA professor who knows a little too much about the Dark Arts and that scares even him. Woke up in a cemetery two years ago and has been hiding from his past and trying to start fresh ever since. Ended up in Hogwarts after a rather disastrous run-in with an acolyte of his previous life... who kinda implied he might have been a cult leader. IT’S FINE. HE IS FINE.]

Susan Sto Helit | Discwolrd

[goodoldsue]

1 - Student version: Hufflepuff who would have rather been in Slytherin. Old enough to consider being a prefect the next year, but is on the fence. Would be adequate at quidditch, but only if she's a beater.


2 - Teacher: 1st year History of Magic and Muggle Studies. Very keen on practical lessons, and 'traveling'

matt murdock | marvel 616

[hornheads]

( student: loud, obnoxious gryffindor who used to get bullied but kind of deserved it for bragging about his dad... all the time......... then he was blinded in a magical incident and got quiet for a while. by the time sixth year rolled around, he was back to being an obnoxious shithead who had an uncanny ability to always tell what was going on around him. so weird!

teacher: gryffindor head of house, teaches either magical theory or defense against the dark arts. how can a blind guy do all these things!! everyone assumes it's magic but he is actually just a ninja. still kind of an obnoxious bastard.

non-teacher: the magical law offices of foggy nelson and matt murdock crammed in a second story office in the middle of diagon alley. the offices are occasionally blown up by people mad at matt for either ninja or wizard reasons. foggy's really tired.

in all of these: he's still daredevil for both wizard and mugglekind. )

Triwizard Tournament au HERE'S A NOVEL WHO CAN BE MORE EXTRA

[truthtied]

The very first thing that happened to Diana when she arrived at Hogwarts was cracking the skin of her knuckles wide open on the teeth of some large fellow who had assumed his size gave him a right to shove people around. It was perhaps not the best impression a Beauxbatons student could make on her first night in Hogwarts, but in her defense, she had tried diplomacy. There were somethings one could not back down from. On the bright side, there hadn't been any of the professors present and everyone had immediately bolted as soon as the angry voice of a house prefect sailed to the over the lawn, Diana swept up by her exasperated classmates. A half remembered healing charm closed the skin and left little more than a strange colored bruise that ached a great deal under the skin.

The subterfuge turned out to be rather pointless when the creature for the tournament's first test- a massive bull of fire and smoke- broke free and began to tear through the grounds. Diana knew a thing or two about beasts like that, older than the stone under her feet. There was a distance to the magic she's learned in school that doesn't sit well in her veins. There are obstacles that require a far more direct approach. So what else was she to do but borrow the shield off one of the suits of armor in a hallway. The bull's fire had burned away the fine linen sleeves of her uniform as it battered itself against her shield, had singed and tore at her skirt. Diana had snarled and bared her teeth and shoved back, the thick metal of the bracelets at her wrists flashing blinding in the flickering fire light.

Her knuckles were split again, but considering her hand was also broken and she had several unpleasant burns, it was a rather minor thing. She felt wild and glorious and triumphant, adrenaline dampening the pain.

The professors were less enthusiastic. Perhaps it would help Diana's case if she could stop smiling like a maniac, but the best she can manage is bowing her head, letting wild dark curls hide her face to at least give the appearance of contrition and obedience before she is dismissed to the infirmary, leaning a bit heavily on the poor soul who's been drafted to half drag her there.

alucard. hellsing.

[goneforawalk]

[ he's definitely a horrible romanian vampire hanging out around hogsmeade or diagon alley (or in romania if you want your wizard to go there) and creeping. he probably wouldn't be around hogwarts proper just because why would they have a school vampire. is he dracula for real? we just don't know. (yes.)

open to whatever, cross-canon or not. he can wine you, dine you (literally), or just be a general creep in your vicinity. ]

Rose Red | Ghost Quartet | OTA

[notme_anymore]

[student: a messy, passionate, volatile, and yet demure slytherin, who seems like she should have, by all means, been sorted into gryffindor 'till someone gets a taste of her vengeance. sidesteps detention at every turn. ace grades, high achiever, good with the animals, adores and admires her dearest hufflepuff sister Pearl who is one year above her.

teacher: master of transfiguration with a hot temper but a well-meaning and kind demeanor. loves transfiguring the things on her desk on a whim, often to animals and back. her favorite is crows. it creates a weird atmosphere in the room sometimes. her sister is a diviner but doesn't work at hogwarts. don't believe the rumors of students seeing her going into the forbidden forest. it's not true. no one can prove it.

other: a ghost who haunts almost every hall, but frequents those in and around the slytherin common room and the more unknown crevices of the castle. perpetually angry and disdainful and full of regret over what happened to have gotten here in the first place. conversations made with her are generally students asking for revenge-favors and getting turned away for it, though the curious may pry and attempt to cobble together a story out of rose. she doesn't like to divulge what happened even to other ghosts.]

Rocket | MCU

[furrylittlebeast]

[ Teacher: who better to teach about Care of Magical Creatures, than a magical creature? ]

[nohats]

[But will he force the herbology assignment back to the greenhouse? Because it doesn't actually want to go. It's v. happy just tumbling around with this Niffler.]

Leonard Snart/Captain Cold | DCTV

[robber_of_atms]

[Either a seventh year Slytherin with a talent for ice magic and leader of a group of dysfunctional younger snakes.

Or, a private curse breaker for anyone that can afford him.]

Takashi 'Shiro' Shirogane | VLD | pre-season one

[star_bound]

[eager top grade student, Quidditch team, HUFFLEPUFF, who probably gets away with more than he should by riding on his good reputation with the professors. Eager to help and befriend others. Maybe a little too susceptible to automatically bucking anything he's been told he can't do.]

[tookashirototheknee]

[So how about a snarky, couple grades younger Ravenclaw who is unparalleled in Astronomy and Charms and just a huge nerd? (His little sister is a just-starting Slytherin, too!)]

Link | Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time| OTA

[younghero]

[First year Griffindor. Falls asleep in most classes, using his nearest classmate as a pillow when possible.]

Anakis Nowhere | D&D OC | ota

[thaumaturging]

[ A Slytherin fifth year, metamorphmagus of unknown parentage who just chooses to look like a hot pink devil woman. ]

rey - star wars - ota

[potentiae]

[ Gryffindor second year, muggleborn. Joined duelling club straight away, excels in Defense Against the Dark Arts. ]

[forcefullyunstable]

if anyone thought that Rey was either too young or too mudblooded for dueling club got a wonderful show in the last match of the semester. The moody Slytherin upperclassman that eveyone seemed to be afraid of? The one with the famous grandfather or uncle or whatever? She absolutely trounced him. Knocked him right off his feet and into a snowbank. Actually sent him to the infirmary. It was a stunning upset and a glorious victory!

Which is why everyone had been expecting him to demand a rematch.

But the next time Kylo saw Rey, he just pulled his hood farther over his face, ducked his head and turned the other way. It was... rather unlike him.

Lando Calrissian | Star Wars | ota

[bespin]

[ Head of Slytherin house, Arithmancy professor who secretly teaches kids how to cheat at cards. Takes bets on Quidditch matches. ]

Tsutha Stoneblood | D&D OC | ota

[prettyrocks]

[ Half giant or troll or something. Who let her in the school? Anyway, she's a Hufflepuff first year and she's actually really good at magic. ]

Charles Xavier | XMCU | ota

[xavior]

[ Head of Ravenclaw house, gives private Legilimency lessons. ]

Hank McCoy - XMCU - ota

[bestials]

[ Werewolf Ravenclaw. Youngest professor in the school's history. Teaches potions. ]

Shara Bey - Star Wars - ota

[sharabae]

[ Gryffindor house ghost. Gives tips on Quidditch moves, as she was Seeker in her days at Hogwarts. ]

Gwen Poole | Marvel 616/TRN-565 | ota

[variantcover]

[ She's... definitely a muggle. How'd she get in? ]

Minoru - OC - OTA

[itmeanstruth]

[Don’t let the green robes fool you. Minoru is a happy-go-lucky, kindhearted, average-at-best wizard in training. He was sorted into Slytherin primarily because of his pureblooded ancestry and being a parselmouth. Hobbies include flying, playing quidditch and getting into trouble. Playable at any year.]

Re: Minoru - OC - OTA

[their_artemis]

[ ooc: Well, as we discussed ad abundantiam, here goes something! (and who knows... maybe if this goes well I'll get around to making up a matching set of icons for it. Because canon Charlie just does *not* work for this!)]


A lithe blond haired girl that seemed her limbs were growing more than she could keep up with was in the rear courtyard of The Leaky Cauldron staring at a piece of paper and back to the brick wall in front of her, worrying her bottom lip. A few times people had come and seen her standing there, huffed and turned back around. She had to dodge out of the way of those leaving. She'd do it, she would; but this just seemed monumental. Her striking sky blue eyes seemed like they were about to make it rain. She wasn't confused or scared, it was a bit of homesickness. This wasn't the first time she had gone on adventures on her own after all, but she did miss her brother.

She paid no mind to the impatient huffs or the strange looks. She was aware she hadn't followed the advice of how to dress to blend in. And boy was it a sight to see how differently some of the people dressed! And she wasn't even fully out of the "muggle" sector yet. No, she wasn't about to wear her Easter dress, her other school's uniforms were the closest she had. Her mom had offered to try to buy her something close, but she hadn't wanted to offend anyone with something that could probably only come off as a cheap Halloween knock-off. So here she was in jeans, a Cusco T-shirt, and some practical tennis shoes. errmmm... trainers.

She had counted out and found the proper brick three times. But she was leaving her friends behind. A whole world that accepted her and leaving it for one where she would be shunned. And for what? To learn about the magic growing in her? She didn't even really care about it, and to some people here it was everything. She liked what she was now that she was finally getting the hang of it. Charlie sighed. But she was having the little accidents with magical outbursts back home, they were becoming stronger, and none of the witch classes had been helping. So here she was. She was doing this for her family.

Henry Sturges | AL: VH / Last American Vampire (novels)

[whichisit]

1. Professor with a mysterious past (he's a vampire)

2. Henry prior to being changed, 7th year Ravenclaw, changed sometime during the first war.

Clint Barton - Fraction / MCU

[nexttarget]

1. Flying teacher former Ravenclaw (of the Luna Lovegood flavor)

2. Ravenclaw student, a chaser on the Quidditch team.

3. Auror during the war.

Re: Clint Barton - Fraction / MCU

[wearebothangry]

[Went with the Auror/Healer angle this time]

Bruce had seen a lot of wounds over the course of the war. Curses and hexes each leave their own scars and he has become the master of finding the right cure. He knew he didn't look like one of the best healers to come out of Hogwarts with his shy manner and wild curly hair. His wand, oak, 11 inches with unicorn hair core was tucked behind his ear as he works. "Please don't squirm," he mutters at his patient, "it makes this harder."

Bucky Barnes || Brubaker / MCU

[not_a_commie]

1. Dark Arts teacher, lost his arm in the first war.

2. The first war dark times indeed

3. Hogwarts era fun, Slytherin boy, with a good heart.

Marcus Flint - Harry Potter

[plays_dirty]

James Wesley | Daredevil

[callshimsir]

1. Slytherin student during the first war era.

peko pekoyama | super dangan ronpa 2

[gekiken]

( muggle-born in Slytherin, a fun combination. )

euphemia li britannia | code geass

[euphemeral]

( pureblooded Hufflepuff who will try to befriend you regardless of what house you're in. )