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memeboogeyman) wrote in
bakerstreet2018-12-27 07:29 pm
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Raised on tales of knights and honor
![]() Long ago, in a distant land... That's how a fairy tale would start, followed by velvet words and beautiful images on parchment, telling of the adventures of heroes. But you? You don't get a fairy tale - you certainly don't get the prerequisite knight in shining armor, whether you wanted one or not. Forget the knights. Bring on the barbarians, the raiders on behemoth ships, uncouth Northmen from the coldest reaches, and, if you're from a fantasy-setting, the orcs/dwarves/wild elves/other species. It's the right time, yet the wrong place and the wrong person, for sure. Maybe you're being protected, somehow; on the other hand, you could be getting kidnapped. At any rate, your companion is a rough-edged warrior, a commoner, a ruffian rogue, or even worse, a savage. Will you even survive this story unscathed? Because you certainly won't get a picture-book ending or, far be it, true love...right? Or, if you're just here for the smut: observe the "loin cloths or Pelts of the Barbarian, taut rippling muscles, oiled back, impressive weapons, the beard of a grizzly bear (or inexplicably clean-shaven at all times) and glorious manly manes."
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thor | mcu | m/f
isolfr ( the iskryne chronicles ) m/m
ragnar | vikings | ota
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thorin oakenshield (f) ♔ the hobbit
ella ♡ cinderella [ f/m, f/f ]
milo | pompeii | m/f
arthur curry | dceu | m/f
mad sweeney | american gods
either way, pretty savage guy.
tauriel | the hobbit
sonya blade | mortal Kombat | OTA
the iron bull | dragon age
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let me know if this setup is good or needs to change :)
This is amazing
:D
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inquisitor trevelyan | dragon age | m/f
Éowyn ♘ LoTR (movieverse)
Thor Odinson | MCU | m/m
Alfred ( Vikings - m/m )
Selene : Underworld (OTA)
Eligre Kaivodulin || OC {D&D/high fantasy} || OTA
Ganondorf | Legend of Zelda
Hope this works!! LMK if you want anything changed!
First of all, the man's name was Ganondorf, like the Calamity that had still quite recently attempted to take over Hyrule and kill them all. Second, the man was seven feet tall and thick with muscle. Just one of his arms was a large as Link's torso.
Not that Link didn't doubt his own ability or the Sword on his back, but he didn't think this was worth the risk. Not that Zelda was also really in a position to refuse. Ganondorf was offering significant resources that Hyrule desperately needed to recover and rebuild.
And instead of sending a whole cadre of soldiers - none of them knights, really - to follow Ganondorf around, it was him and him alone.
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jin mi ( ashes of love )
or alternatively, one time she was reborn on earth as a 'saintess' of the saint doctor family who was tasked with making medicine for and attending to the king ( on his death she would also be buried with him alive ), a scenario could be someone kidnapping her as a move against the king, or someone tasked with protecting her.
feel free to hmu if you want to hash something out! )
Zwei | Soul Calibur | OTA
éomer éomundsdottir | tolkien legendarium
Haku (Naruto) ota
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Tell me if I should change anything