Where a kid can be a kid...or something

[ferries]

The Discovery Zone / Chuck E. Cheese's / Arcade Meme

If you were a kid during the 80s or 90s, I don't have to explain. Everyone remembers those meccas of fun that were awesome, yet somehow still smelled vaguely of stale pizza and shame. Whether you're hanging out in the tubes, jumping in the moon bounce, or shooting some hoops, you're sure to have a blast.

Well, even if you don't, it's not like you can leave. As big as this place is, there seems to be no door. So you might as well just sit back and win some tickets.

HOW TO PLAY:
1. Comment with your characters.
2. Others will reply, rolling the RNG for the scenario.
3. Have shenanigans. Feel free to make wacky crossovers, since you're all stuck in here together.

SCENARIOS:
1. The slide
2. Ball pit
3. Climbing wall
4. Moon bounce
5. The tubes
6. The little viewing bubble
7. Skeeball
8. Hoop shooting
9. Arcade games
10. The claw machine
11. Laser tag
12. Harassing the poor guy in the mascot suit
13. It's your birthday party!
14. For some reason, you work here.
15. Wildcard

Comments

[anonfantry]

[ CAN AND WILL

And you're damn straight this is serious why are you not more serious and

wha-at.

He's almost too busy rolling his eyes to realize that Zack's offering him something. The poor little (slightly misshapen) chocobo toy in his hand earns a startled little look, before he turns that only slightly wide-eyed gaze up to Zack's face. Is this another joke? How's he supposed to react?

He's hesitant to take it, scrutinizing that smile while the rest of him just sort of locks up, afraid of the obvious misstep he can't quite decipher, yet.

(I don't get it...)

But brushing it off seems like the best course of immediate action. ]

What's that for?

[soldieringlife]

[THAT'S IT, STICK TO YOUR GUNS. YOUR... FUN HATING GUNS.

All the seriousness of being in an establishment where everything is aimed at children.

Don't worry so much Cloud, there's no misstep you can make.]

It's a momento. So you don't forget your moment of skeeball triumph.

[Yes, he is completely sincere in giving you this stupid chocobo in remembrance of your skeeball playing.]

[anonfantry]

[ DEALWITHIT.GIF

Okay well as long as you're sure this isn't some kind of elaborate hoax

like all the nice things that happen to him surely must be.

He will reluctantly accept this offering of tiny malformed chocobo. AND IMMEDIATELY CHERISH IT FOREVER ]

Uh, thanks... I guess.