ANIMAL CROSSING MEME

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The Animal Crossing Meme



Well, whether you're striking out on your own for the first time or you just need a change of pace, you're getting on that train and moving! A quiet little village with a beach, a museum, a store, a cafe...and maybe some new neighbors to meet?

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1.On the way!
Isn't it exciting? A change of pace! A whole new town! A fresh start! In just a little while you'll be there! But who's this on the train next to you? Are they moving, too?

2.Just moved in!
A new life, a new home...and a new HUGE debt. That...That house is kind of small for all that money isn't it? B-But it's okay! You can do this! At least the neighbors are nice!

3.What can I do ya for?
Oh, hi, neighbor! Nice to meet ya! Well, if there's anything I can do...
Uh...you need me to...
Okay, I can get that for-
What, no, I can't buy that from you that price is ridiculous.
But I never said...
WHAT.

4.Fishing!
Oh man. Fishing is so relaxing. Or maybe you're out to catch all the fish! This will be a stringfish for sure! ...Oh, it's a barbel steed. Well, maybe the next one! Just a bitterling. Well this one here! Just a dace?! Well maybe the next one...! Shut up, you'll scare them away...!

5.Bug-Catching!
Gotta be quiet. Get that butterfly. Gotta be quick! Get that dragonfly! AGH! BEES!

6.Shakin' them trees
You're gonna sell every piece of fruit you can get your hands on! But maybe you'll get lucky and find something besides fruit. Maybe money, maybe furniture, maybe...AAAAGH! BEEEEEES!

7.House keeping!
Maybe your friend can help you? This goes over there, that goes over here...You just want to make your house look beautiful and perfect! Apply that fung shui knowledge! Or maybe you have so much stuff that you just need to figure out what has to go. I mean, do you really NEED three TVs? Yeah, that couch is fugly, it needs to go. Ugh, you really should clean up...AAAAAAAAGH! BEEEEEEEEES ROACHES!

8.Museum
There's nothing even in this place. What is this?
Or perhaps there's lots of stuff. Oh, that? Yeah, you donated that. That too. All of this. Yeah, that's just a T-Rex Skeleton you found No big deal. Whatever.

9.Town Improvement!
Time to beautify your town! Picking weeds, planting trees, planting flowers...Oh, your town is going to be Oh-so-beautifu- Hey. HEY. Don't go running through those flowers! Nononono I just planted that tree! Put down that axe! Why don't YOU try picking some weeds sometime?!

Comments

7 and 9 how about that what now

[dissecting]

[ the bodies are just kind of falling out of his walk in freezer. ]

Think I'm gonna need a bigger storage facility for my test subjects. This is just inhumane!

i'm gonna cry that's what

[masterblaster]

We could scare the raccoon into makin' this place bigger.

[how tom nook, the raccoon guy, even let them add a walk-in freezer to the house he didn't know but they had a lot of money and brick didn't care.

anyway he picks up a few bodies, throws them over his shoulder, and walks over to their fridge.]

pussy

[dissecting]

[ brick is the sugar daddy in this relationship it's not like anyone will ever actually pay zed for medical care.

aside from you know, you wily vault hunters. ]

Thanks, son! You're a real trooper. Mind puttin' that one on my operating table? Save me the trouble of unnecessary heavy lifting.

[masterblaster]

[yeah but you'll pay him for shit

also brick just blankfaces and chucks the body on the operating table. he just wanted to put it in the fridge for fun but that's okay.]

I'm gonna see what I can find outside.

[dissecting]

[ always and forever. also, free loot and rare items if you do a decent job.

that fridge is jam packed with rotten organs for future operations for the record. no room. ]

Pretty sure there's a bandit camp nearby. Might be some heavy artilery but if you manage to jack it, you'll prob'ly be able to launch out a few extra spleens for my collection.

Er... donor organs.

[masterblaster]

[that explains that shitty guns anyway their cutesy little animal village that they live in for no reason naturally has a bandit camp because this is borderlands as much as it is animal crossing.

brick just grunts and calmly walks outside.]

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[THERE'S A TREE NEAR THEIR HOUSE AND HE PUNCHES IT UNTIL A SOFA LITERALLY FALLS OUT OF IT.]