ANIMAL CROSSING MEME

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The Animal Crossing Meme



Well, whether you're striking out on your own for the first time or you just need a change of pace, you're getting on that train and moving! A quiet little village with a beach, a museum, a store, a cafe...and maybe some new neighbors to meet?

[Rrrrrules]
1. Post with your character, canon and preferences in the subject line
2. Tag others and get your RNG on. Or just choose one. Or make up a scenario of your own!
3. Thread Thread Thread!
4. Fun times!



1.On the way!
Isn't it exciting? A change of pace! A whole new town! A fresh start! In just a little while you'll be there! But who's this on the train next to you? Are they moving, too?

2.Just moved in!
A new life, a new home...and a new HUGE debt. That...That house is kind of small for all that money isn't it? B-But it's okay! You can do this! At least the neighbors are nice!

3.What can I do ya for?
Oh, hi, neighbor! Nice to meet ya! Well, if there's anything I can do...
Uh...you need me to...
Okay, I can get that for-
What, no, I can't buy that from you that price is ridiculous.
But I never said...
WHAT.

4.Fishing!
Oh man. Fishing is so relaxing. Or maybe you're out to catch all the fish! This will be a stringfish for sure! ...Oh, it's a barbel steed. Well, maybe the next one! Just a bitterling. Well this one here! Just a dace?! Well maybe the next one...! Shut up, you'll scare them away...!

5.Bug-Catching!
Gotta be quiet. Get that butterfly. Gotta be quick! Get that dragonfly! AGH! BEES!

6.Shakin' them trees
You're gonna sell every piece of fruit you can get your hands on! But maybe you'll get lucky and find something besides fruit. Maybe money, maybe furniture, maybe...AAAAGH! BEEEEEES!

7.House keeping!
Maybe your friend can help you? This goes over there, that goes over here...You just want to make your house look beautiful and perfect! Apply that fung shui knowledge! Or maybe you have so much stuff that you just need to figure out what has to go. I mean, do you really NEED three TVs? Yeah, that couch is fugly, it needs to go. Ugh, you really should clean up...AAAAAAAAGH! BEEEEEEEEES ROACHES!

8.Museum
There's nothing even in this place. What is this?
Or perhaps there's lots of stuff. Oh, that? Yeah, you donated that. That too. All of this. Yeah, that's just a T-Rex Skeleton you found No big deal. Whatever.

9.Town Improvement!
Time to beautify your town! Picking weeds, planting trees, planting flowers...Oh, your town is going to be Oh-so-beautifu- Hey. HEY. Don't go running through those flowers! Nononono I just planted that tree! Put down that axe! Why don't YOU try picking some weeds sometime?!

Comments

[extractive]

"What do you mean, make me?" Dom shoots it again and gets a coffee table.

That, he'll take.

"I don't even know where I am."

He pulls out his totem, putting it on the table until it spins and spins. Well. That's one question solved.

[masterblaster]

Brick makes a motion like he's going to swing the kitchen sink at him.

"I mean get the fuck out of my way."

He would have actually hit Dom with the sink if Dom wasn't already doing whatever-the-fuck at the coffee table. Dom's sufficiently out of his way now and he starts walking back to a crowd of houses up a head, each one with a different brightly-colored roof. Then the 'totem' gets his attention. He looks over his shoulder.

"What the hell's that?"

[extractive]

Dom snatches it up. "Nothing." He takes the table as well as he can, carrying it to--well, nowhere in particular.

He does like that house with a red roof, though.

[masterblaster]

Dom and his coffee table could literally probably have it, nobody lives in it. Tom Nook would probably know immediately cuz that's the way he is, but, you know. He could still have it. Brick's is the one with the blue roof which, after a minute, he shrugs to go head off to.

"Whatever, brother."

He legitmately doesn't care, he just wants to make his house pretty with his new couch and kitchen sink.