WE MADE EVERY BLACK LIST.

[dousing]

THE VERY BEST AT BEING BAD MEME You're tired of being a goody-two shoes. It's time to join the mob! That's right, time to join the world of organized crime. Whether you're mafioso, yakuza, triad, something entirely different - you're in for a treat. It doesn't matter what family you're in, what side you're on, what your end goals are, things are going to be wild, dirty, and violent all along the way. Maybe you survive, maybe you don't. Maybe people you care about don't. Maybe you need to get revenge. Whatever. The world is your oyster.

RANK/JOB 1. BIG BOSS It's you, the one everyone looks to. Everyone has to listen to your orders or they'll meet a swift end. Try not to be too cruel. 2. RIGHT HAND MAN You're the trusted second to the boss. Are you happy with your position? Do you want to take over the family? Do your best. 3. BODYGUARD Self explanatory. Keep your boss (or whoever they tell you to) from dying. Or getting arrested, probably. Do you need to kill someone? Better make it clean. 4. RANK AND FILE Any other position. Treasurer, gun runner, enforcer, whatever. Maybe if you're good, you'll move up the ranks. 5. CIVILIAN You're not in the mob, but maybe they're leaning on you for protection money. Or you're dating someone in the mob. Wow, that boss is cute. Maybe you're a doctor paid off by the mob under the table. 6. POLICE Whether you're a corrupt cop being paid off or someone that really wants to put them away or even a rookie trying to make their name with a big collar, we have you covered. Do what you want, we're not the cops--shit, wait, we ARE the cops. SCENARIOS 1. JOB WELL DONE Everything went great on your last mission! It's time to celebrate, probably with lots of booze. 2. JOB GONE WRONG Don't tell the boss, but nothing went right. Simmons was shot, we lost the cargo, and we almost got collared. Actually, do tell the boss about the cargo so no one thinks you stole it. 3. BUSTED Hope you enjoy prison because you just got caught and you're probably going to prison for tax evasion. 4. PUT OUT A HIT The current mission is: kill someone that did the family wrong. Can you do that? Can you escape if a hit is put out on you? Why is this done on a buddy system, anyway? 5. DOWN TIME Look, even crime families have time off. Hanging out, pretending to do real paperwork, actually doing real paperwork, whatever it is, it's not outright action-packed villainy. 6. LET'S GET DANGEROUS Any big-time jobs lately? Arson, making a statement to another family? All-out war? Damn, you've been busy. 7. BLENDING IN Let no one say the mob are heartless! Are you throwing a big party to show off your charity for the little people? Giving money to local kids? Making people put dates on milk bottles? 8. OVERTHROW It's time for new boss, same as the old boss. Do you get them put in prison? Kill them? Do you manage to get away with it or are YOU the one getting sent up the river? 9. A DEATH IN THE FAMILY Someone important to all of you has died. Did your boss pass away? Was the second-in-command murdered? How's the funeral? Do you need to get revenge? 10. ON THE HUNT Stop right there, it's the fuzz! You've been hunting this big fish for years, and now you think you've finally got something to get them put away for good. Go get 'em, slugger! As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

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Jonathan Reid | Vampyr | OTA

[transfundere]

[ heir to a powerful family, back from the war, trying to get his bearings as he starts taking on family responsibilities ]

DC Comics ➔ Selina Kyle

[calabrese]

[ well! how convenient that i already happen to have this account! open to all, crosscanon welcome, etc. permissions, preferences, and relevant info here. ]

DoomWorld!Sara Lance | Legends of Tomorrow

[strongerthanyouknow]

[al_sahm_al_akhdar]

((Wait, didn't Damien already have Oliver Queen killed?
This could get interesting.))

kanon maldini; code geass

[sforzi]

Ghost Host (aka Hatchet Man) // Haunted Mansion (Disney Parks) // OTA

[hatchethanging]

still living, rank probably 2, 3, or 4. deeply loyal to the boss.

Leonard Snart/Captain Cold | DCTV

[robber_of_atms]

[Leader of The Rogues, the Mob's most hated person and an icicle in The Flash's side.]

alucard. hellsing.

[goneforawalk]

[ member of an organization dedicated to eradicating organized crime. an enforcer, the leader's right hand. can go for a human au or just have supernatural shit in with the mafia.

cross-canon welcome! ]

Vampire Elizabeth Caledonia "Calamity" Ashe/Overwatch AU/OTA

[dynamitevamp]

[Vampire Gang leader of weapons smuggling cartel]

june | original

[owes]

[ will do anything for a price. older than he looks. open to all. ]

[tastelast]

[ Things went very downhill for Daseul in a very short amount of time. Though that's definitely an understatement; it would be more apt to call it a dramatic nosedive off the edge. Killing the man who killed his sister hasn't been as easy as he'd hoped, and for each person he has knocked off, it feels like he'll never get any closer to the man responsible. It's just pawn after pawn after pawn after pawn.

He hadn't meant to... essentially start his own underground gang. The intention was just to be somewhere away from the public eye where he could track members of the trafficking ring on his own, it had just ended up a little too much for one boy. Money had bought him a lot more hands, and a lot more eyes. He no longer needed to stalk members of the ring himself. There's always someone who'll ask 'how high' when he says to jump.

He looks up from his laptop when June approaches, back from the last mission Daseul had sent him on. Poor easily manipulated June... He's alive, at least, which probably means something went right. Daseul waves him over, both elbows on his desk, head on his hands. ]

Well?

Mishal el Bane | Dungeons & Dragons OC

[burninghands]

[Bodyguard or Enforcer. Just point him towards what needs fucking up.]

Kyle Reese | Terminator

[chronosoldier]

[Right hand man, Enforcer, or Bodyguard. If this is what it takes to stop the rise of Skynet...]

Dickie || Set the Thames on Fire || M/M

[prettydolly]

[ Dickie will mess someone up good. ]

Jarlaxle | Forgotten Realms

[daerthe]

[Canonically the leader of a mercenary organization of dark elves.]

Bruce Banner | MCU

[buckassnude]

[he's just going to assume all of you will need medical attention at some point. that's what his run-down back alley clinic is for.]

Bullseye / Marvel 616 / ota

[clozapine]

[[Right hand man or bodyguard.]]

Edward Nygma | Gotham

[riddleme_this]

Oswald Cobblepot | Gotham

[fishing_formayor]

Holly Genovese / original / ota

[bestservedinpink]

[ She's the boss of a powerful vampire mafia family in New York city, taking up the mantle after the loss of her parents and siblings at the hands of a rival family. While she is young, Holly takes her role very seriously, and can be as bloodthirsty as she is precocious and cheeky. However, she does ensure that those under her employ are looked out for.

Bodyguard scenarios, whether angsty or more fluff-orientated - are favourites, but I'm open! ]

Bryce Wayne | teen!rule 63!Gotham

[toconquerfear]

[ The "civilian" billionaire brat? Or Miss Matches Malone undercover in the mob? ]

The Nogitsune | Teen Wolf | m/m

[mygame]

[A dark fox spirit that feeds on pain and darker emotions in a copy of Stiles.]

Lucifer Morningstar | Lucifer | ota gen or m/m for ship

[wingflap]

Alfie Solomons | Peaky Blinders

[breadandrum]

[The boss man.]

Yamamoto Takeshi (TYL) | Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

[scarredrain]

[The Bodyguard/Enforcer]

Ezera | OC | OTA

[snakechahmah]

[Crime boss. Well, it's really complicated, actually. But since you know only what you need to know, that'll do. 1, 2, 4-7.)

Re: Ezera | OC | OTA

[aproudlegacy]

[How about 2? Alternately 4 or 7 might be great, too. :D]

cyril, todd allison and the petunia violet

[stabber]

[ most likely the annoying guy you hire to make the hit, tbh. ]

muffled froot by marina and the diamonds

[florepleno]

[ She says she wants to be here because she doesn't trust him to do the job and do it right.

But that's a lie, and she thinks he knows that too– knows that she trusts him to do it right and do it for her (because the money has been paid and there is little reason for him not to, not when they've already come this far). She's here because she wants to be here.

She'd like to pretend that that 'why' is still a mystery to him.

Being the annoying girl who'd scrounged up hundreds in singles and quarters who wanted to see her investment come to fruition is much easier. ]

Is that a swan? It's a swan– 

[ The nerves have dissipated. Petunia's gaze lands on an ice sculpture of a swan in the center of the room, and the polite iron-clad grip she'd had around his arm falls away as she approaches it.

It is her first high society party and it will likely be her last if tonight pans out.

She gingerly touches its beak and for a moment she forgets why she's here. ]