Sexting Tuesday

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the phone sex +
sexting meme

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baby • baby driver

[tinnitused]

 

[crucifixes]

wish you were here.

[ img attached ]

[tinnitused]

you look cozy.
i wish i was there too.
wish i could hold you right now.

[crucifixes]

is that your christmas wish?

[tinnitused]

i hadn't thought of making a christmas list but yeah.

that's what i want. so, i'm either gonna hop in a car tonight and come find you or you're gonna say you'll be back before christmas.

[crucifixes]

i've been thinking about what to get you for xmas for the last few days.
i didn't think you'd make it that easy.

[tinnitused]

well, i can give you some harder ideas if you really want.

[ he didn't even mean for that to be an innuendo. ]

[crucifixes]

is that right?

[ it's too late, baby. dirty innuendos can not be retracted. ]

i could be open to suggestions
although i'm selfishly hoping at least one involves you showing up at my door with a bow.

[tinnitused]

as in bow and arrow?

[ ha ha, he's hilarious. ]

or me wrapped up in a bow and nothing else?

[crucifixes]

[ she actually prefers the crossbow, but... ]

i definitely wouldn't complain about that second option
although you may want to think about wearing a little bit more
i'd hate for you to get arrested before i have time to unwrap my present

[tinnitused]

see, i thought you were going to say 'so i don't freeze' but not getting arrested's good too.

[ he'd already been there, done that. ]

i'd say i'd wear a coat but that would make me look like some weird, creepy guy showing up to your door. i'd probably still get arrested.

[crucifixes]

as far south as we are right now, i don't think freezing would be too much of a concern, but frostbite would definitely ruin the day.

so maybe would should reverse it. would it still look creepy if i showed up at your door in a coat?

[tinnitused]

[ oh, the mental images that brings. he sighs. ]

no. no, i think that'd be...really good. would you do that? show up at my door in a coat, and a bow and nothing else?

[crucifixes]

it's not something i've ever really thought about before, but for you? i could be persuaded.

[tinnitused]

so, how would i go about persuading you? pictures of me looking sad and hopeful?

[crucifixes]

hmmm that might just do the trick. maybe you should try it? just to be safe.

[ because honestly, it isn't like this poor, smitten girl actually needs any persuasion, but she does have a weakness for his face. ]

[tinnitused]

hang on. gotta find some better lighting.

[ he moves around, finds a better spot to sit and then takes a picture of his saddest but most hopeful face. ]

there you go.
attachment: img.jpg

[crucifixes]

[ it will take a little bit for her to respond, because sometimes she forgets just how much she really misses that face and then he reminds her. ]

has anyone ever told you that you've mastered the puppy dog eyes?

i guess that means your christmas present is settled.

[tinnitused]

you can't see it but i'm fist pumping a lot right now. just imagine it.

[ and imagine how happy he'd be once he got to see this christmas gift. ]

took me a long time to be able to make a face that good. i practiced in front of a mirror.

who has two thumbs and dropped the ball? this gal!

[crucifixes]

[ oh she's absolutely imagining it, and it's honestly kind of adorable. or maybe she's just in too deep. no, it's definitely both. ]

well you can be secure in the knowledge that all your hard work has paid off.

you think you can get joe out of the apartment though? or at least out of the living room. i'd hate to traumatize the poor guy.