That's why you wash and douche before and after eating chili and having sex.
When do you fuck someone with their shirt on? Like, unless you're in public and need to make the walk of shame home, you don't usually wear clothes during sex.
Obviously, but the point remains that chili is a bad fuck buddy food choice. Clearly they're going to want to take the time to do all this before screwing around.
It's not appealing before sex to see, I don't care that it is getting thrown off.
[Hold on he's squinting because yeah, it is probably considered tame. What gets worse down the list and why does Bakugou care to know now at all what could be done without actually making problems?]
Alright I'll bite the bait. What other kinks are on your list?
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Bondage. Sounding. Public sex (this includes actually fucking in public and using toys discreetly in public). Edging. Begging. Knife play. Fire play. Nipple play/torture. Collars. Discipline. Face fucking. Playing doctor. Exhibitionism.
[ Pauses to let this bit of the list sink in and to think more. ]
Some of those I don't even know what they would be.
Do you seriously have more??
[Everything on his phone right now is 200% illegal and for the rarest occasion, Bakugou is just relentlessly curious. He has a vague idea of what some things are, some are more pointed than others, and if he would admit it to himself - some of them sound along his line of 'fun'.]
What is this, a contest of how many you think you could cram into one go?
You've got the internet, don't you? Slide into incognito mode and do some Googling to find out the dirty truth.
I'm a monster into fucked up things. Of course I have more.
[ Dabi's been in this game since before Bakugou's Quirk came in. Meaning he's had plenty of time to develop some hardcore kinks and experience A Lot. ]
[To be fair, Bakugou hadn't even known what to call most of those things - and there is certainly a bit of silence as he does mild research. He's got a point, googling is just easier and less problematic than asking a gross weird older guy very questionable source. Eventually he comes back to this string of texts, skimming again...]
Most of that doesn't look that awful. [Some of it looks like filthy fun. Not that Bakugou has any options on where to try shit but if he did.]
[ Don't mind Dabi as he lights up a cigarette and waits for Bakugou's reply. He could have gone into great detail about what some of the more confusing kinks were, but he wasn't sure the boy would believe him. ]
It really ain't, I assure you. The more dangerous stuff like knife and fire play, you want an expert, sure, and the rest you'll definitely want someone experienced to show you how it's done. But when you get down to it, there's a good damn reason people are into this stuff.
[Thanks weird not-big-brother type guy for the patience.]
Good points I guess. Sounding just looked like it would hurt, I don't get the appeal of that one alone. The other stuff, theoretically sounds like shit I'd give a try.
[And then there's that bit where Dabi got carried away with calling himself a monster into fucked up shit - well what the hell does that make him then if he'd try facefucking?? Rude.]
shhhhh don't worry about it, you're doing great <3
Admittedly, yeah. It's not for everyone, but I'm the kind of guy that finds it fun.
You know how to get a hold of me if you wanna test some of it out or hear more.
[ Hey, this is still only a portion of Dabi's kink list and barely got into his more hardcore interests. But you'd be surprised how many people he's come across that aren't into getting their faces fucked. ]
For as much as this should be the point of saying yeah sure and leaving it at that.
What are you meaning by 'test some of it out'?
[This is just a hint of sticking his foot into the water despite knowing there is a crocodile hiding beneath the surface; he isn't about to admit how curious he is until there's something more of an invitation here.]
Exactly what it sounds. If there's anything in particular that catches your interest and you're not against me showing you, I'll rent a room and show you why it's on my list.
[ Bakugou isn't the only one toeing the line of danger as Dabi is fully aware that one word to the wrong person could turn any meetup between them into an ambush and arrest. But God knows the thrill of that isn't a giant part of what turns him on and attracts him to the occasional hero. ]
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Or they messy eat and it's just nasty on their shirt.
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When do you fuck someone with their shirt on? Like, unless you're in public and need to make the walk of shame home, you don't usually wear clothes during sex.
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It's not appealing before sex to see, I don't care that it is getting thrown off.
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So fruits. Not messy ones, strawberries and peaches are out. Bananas, grapes.
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How about pineapple? Tell me you at least approve of pineapple. It's the fruit that makes your cum taste the most sweet when you eat it regularly.
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That's. Not something I'd have known, but I would rule pineapple out. Stringy and gets stuck in teeth.
[Is it really funnier to know his choices are because he has never tried food play and has no idea what would work?]
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Well, if you wanna give your fuck buddy something nice to taste when they suck you off, you might wanna reconsider that.
[ It's more funny in the sad sense. Like Alexa, please play Despacito and press F. ]
just feed him proper and he'll get it
I don't have to defend anything here.
Consider it thought of, but wouldn't pineapple juice do the same thing? [aka What Are Food Kinks.]
give dabi an evening and he'll open bakugou's whole world
Why do I get the feeling you've never done any of this food kink stuff before?
bring the magic carpet and a stereo outside his window
[The weakest comeback and yet Bakugou hit send too fast and now he's thinking about blowing his phone up.]
play some golden oldies about rockin' all night long
[ Wow, that's a big mood. Good thing Dabi is having the time of his life corrupting the youth of hero society with sex talk. ]
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[Hold on he's squinting because yeah, it is probably considered tame. What gets worse down the list and
why does Bakugou care to know now at allwhat could be done without actually making problems?]Alright I'll bite the bait. What other kinks are on your list?
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[ Pauses to let this bit of the list sink in and to think more. ]
Want me to keep going?
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Do you seriously have more??
[Everything on his phone right now is 200% illegal and for the rarest occasion, Bakugou is just relentlessly curious. He has a vague idea of what some things are, some are more pointed than others, and if he would admit it to himself - some of them sound along his line of 'fun'.]
What is this, a contest of how many you think you could cram into one go?
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I'm a monster into fucked up things. Of course I have more.
[ Dabi's been in this game since before Bakugou's Quirk came in. Meaning he's had plenty of time to develop some hardcore kinks and experience A Lot. ]
You're the one that asked what kinks I have.
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gross weird older guyvery questionable source. Eventually he comes back to this string of texts, skimming again...]Most of that doesn't look that awful. [Some of it looks like filthy fun. Not that Bakugou has any options on where to try shit but if he did.]
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It really ain't, I assure you. The more dangerous stuff like knife and fire play, you want an expert, sure, and the rest you'll definitely want someone experienced to show you how it's done. But when you get down to it, there's a good damn reason people are into this stuff.
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Good points I guess. Sounding just looked like it would hurt, I don't get the appeal of that one alone. The other stuff, theoretically sounds like shit I'd give a try.
[And then there's that bit where Dabi got carried away with calling himself a monster into fucked up shit - well what the hell does that make him then if he'd try facefucking?? Rude.]
shhhhh don't worry about it, you're doing great <3
Admittedly, yeah. It's not for everyone, but I'm the kind of guy that finds it fun.
You know how to get a hold of me if you wanna test some of it out or hear more.
[ Hey, this is still only a portion of Dabi's kink list and barely got into his more hardcore interests. But you'd be surprised how many people he's come across that aren't into getting their faces fucked. ]
bless u <3
What are you meaning by 'test some of it out'?
[This is just a hint of sticking his foot into the water despite knowing there is a crocodile hiding beneath the surface; he isn't about to admit how curious he is until there's something more of an invitation here.]
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[ Bakugou isn't the only one toeing the line of danger as Dabi is fully aware that one word to the wrong person could turn any meetup between them into an ambush and arrest. But God knows the thrill of that isn't a giant part of what turns him on and attracts him to the occasional hero. ]
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