THANKS FOR THE VACUUM, AUNT RUTH.

[dousing]

TERRIBLE GIFT MEME It's the season of giving! The season of giving terrible gifts. That's right, you got a big stinker in your stocking and there's not much you can do about it but pretend you love it. Perhaps it's from an enemy and you can deck them, but more likely it's from someone who genuinely thought you would love it or just really didn't understand what you'd asked for. Point is, do your best not to hurt anyone's feelings and hope you can get some store credit the day after Christmas. • Top level your character. Include a list of gifts they would LIKE to get, to give people ideas on how to twist them into something different. Think of the genie that will grant any wish but twist it so it has consequences. But with Christmas presents. • Reply to other people's top levels! • Have fun!

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Garrett Hawke | Dragon Age

[mindblast]

( Either role. He's the worst at giving. It's csnon. )

Cassian Andor | Rogue One: A Star Wars Story | OTA

[seenitbefore]

[ don't give him things wtf is wrong with you >:( ]

[nepharious]

[From the depths of the internet comes the worst memebased present in the history of the household]

Peter Parker | MCU | OTA

[babyavenger]

[ He'll appreciate it anyway, tbh ]

[dyatlov]

[ left in a large festive gift bag on the fire escape outside his window: one (1) enormous, fluffy, neon green bathrobe, one (1) DVD of The Giant Spider Invasion (1975), and three (3) gallons of assorted flavors of popcorn in a yellow smiley face tin.

enjoy your saturday night, kid. ]

Waka | Okami | OTA

[halfbakedprophet]

[These gifts he bears? They're all going to be intentionally awful.]

Grant MacLaren | Travelers | ota

[historicallydead]

[Grant will have you know that fruit baskets are a highly traditional Christmas gift! ... Or so he read in an old PDA that one time when he was studying 20th and 21st-century festivals and holidays. Is it not a thing anymore?]

[Okay, so he's never celebrated Christmas before, give the guy a break.]

Boss | Saints Row

[ruletheworld]

[ Santa Baby~~~

Look, she's still new to the whole idea of Christmas and cheer. This isn't her first rodeo, but it's close!

Her list is mostly, surprisingly nice and thoughtful things for her crew. But uh... Things she'd like include fun, violent weapons. A new bat, with shiny nails shoved into it, maybe a blinged out knuckleduster, things along those lines.

As for what she gives... Well, she tries, at least. ]

[vaderfan]

[Noooot as new as some people. But hey, Miller made it sound like it was A Big Deal, this Christmas thing. Miller did, however, fail to pass along the tradition of gift wrap, so it's entirely possible that Kylo Ren walking up to Boss and holding out a Sonn-Blas F-11D blaster rifle in both hands may not prompt thoughts of Christmas gift-giving.

I mean, maybe he just dropped by Friendly Fire? Except they don't really carry these at Friendly Fire?

Listen, shut up, he's trying to do A Thing for someone here.

But also, wishing her a Merry Christmas is lame, right? So, instead, he's just gonna given an awkward:]

Here.

Steve Rogers | MCU

[brooklyn_boy]

[He'll love it. Or pretend to. Or give a real stinker himself.]

[dyatlov]

[ it's a king-sized plain hershey bar, the kind they display next to the boxes of graham crackers in the supermarket, with a yucky face and a sticky bow affixed to it.

other than that the place is deserted. ]

Steve Rogers | MCU | Pre-Serum

[usedtobesmoller]

[HE'S POOR! Give him a break!]

Clint Barton | MCU

[eyeofthehawk]

[Hasn't got a clue.]

nishinoya yuu | haikyuu

[callmesempai]

[ he's a rowdy teen sports boy, LOTS of things can embarrass him so have at it ]

[manbun]

( Ironically, Asahi poured his heart and soul into the hours of shopping, wrapping, and presentation of this pair of house slippers. Perhaps the comfiest pair anyone on this earth will ever wear... But they're house slippers nonetheless. And, truth be told, they are kind of ugly and look like something a shriveled old granny would wear.

He hands the package to Noya and wrings his hands nervously. )

kozume kenma | volleyball manga

[applespi]

[ he's antisocial and tired. just dunk on him. ]

[safiracyan]

Do you want a unicorn make-up case or a my little princess cupcake play kitchen? [ Safira tries her best to come up with good gifts for strangers. ]

Rapunzel | Tangled

[myfryingpan]

[ Presents are good! She likes presents... not that she has much experience with giving or receiving them. ]

Satanichia 'Satania' McDowell Kurumizawa | Gabriel DropOut

[guarandoo]

[ Satania would probably give gifts that she bought from the Hell Shopping Network. ]

marguerite gagnon ( original ) ota

[afaim]

[ things Marguerite would love to receive: designer clothes, expensive jewelry, large amounts of money.
things Marguerite would scorn: basically everything else. ]

Sato | Ajin: Demi-Human

[play_ball]

[You can't go wrong with a new video game for Christmas. Or a gun.]

Engineer | Team Fortress 2

[spah]

[if it's not barbecue or a gun or new tools fuck you (not really but that's what he'd like)]

Sans | Undertale

[trombones]

[he loves garbage so do your worst]

[guardimom]

[It has been a long time since Toriel has needed to give gifts on this holiday. Younger monsters have informed her that the hot new trend is 'gag' gifts. This one...certainly fits the bill. She cringes as she delicately wraps it up, and her smile as she reaches Sans is just a little strained.]

I have a gift for you, Sans. I hope you are prepared.

[Normally she'd say such a thing with a teasing tone, and she tries, but...yeah, she's still worried. The box is wrapped in silver paper with a pale lavender bow, a contrast to its contents...a bottle of ketchup with a strange new fixture attached to the top.]

Bob | Overwatch

[doessomething]

[????????]

Daria Morgendorffer | Daria

[standingonmyneck]

[GIVE HER FUCKING GARBAGE.]

Ralsei | Deltarune

[lonelyprince]

[Guaranteed to love anything you give him other than thrashing.]

[battlefront]

[What the FUCK is up ralsei have this cool goat skull they found.]

Lena De Spell | Ducktales

[justapuppet]

[She's not that good of a gift-giver.]

Loki Odinson | MCU | OTA☆

[wearenotdoinggethelp]

[Definitely either.]

Varian | Tangled the series

[wouldilietoyou]

[Either, too!]

Loki | Cykl anielskiego cyngla

[lionelsmith]

[Either as well, however... be careful? XD or not. If you like danger. ]

shuri. mcu.

[entsha]

[ uh, EXCUSE, she is the best gift-giver. have fun figuring out what to get for a teenage girl that won't make her roll her eyes at u tho ]