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[legendaryvirgin]

stolen from thisclinchesit

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ROLEPLAY MEME



So Epic Rap Battles of History are an awesome idea, but even though they do cover fictional characters from time to time, there's gonna be plenty they'll never touch.

So that's where this meme comes in.

1. Put your character's name and series in the subject line.
2. Tag around!
3. Your characters are now engaged in a RAP BATTLE. Go nuts. If you don't know what to do, check out some of the ones in the above link for examples.
4. Have fun, damn it.

Comments

Tadayasu Souemon Sawaki | Moyashimon

[brewseasily]

Sah'ot | Uplift series

[brofin]

You are now in a rap battle with an obnoxious dolphin what do

Ruka Tsuchiya | Revolutionary Girl Utena

[forged_miracle]

Utena Tenjou | Revolutionary Girl Utena

[formerly_known_as_prince]

Shinichi Okazaki | NANA

[hired_pistol]

Uther Doul | The Scar

[schroedingers_swordsman]

Jack Half A Prayer | Perdido Street Station

[remade_rebel]

Seras Victoria || Hellsing

[2ndhellsingpet]

Reki | Haibane Renmei

[hipsterbane]

The Landlord | Sex Education For Thirty Year Olds

[legendaryvirgin]

Lucius Modestus | Thermae Romae

[bathtothefuture]

Enma Kozato | Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

[mischancer]

Asami Sato | Avatar: The Legend of Korra

[chittybang]

Jane | The Iron Dragon's Daughter

[crueldragonsthesis]

Jaime Reyes (Blue Beetle) | Young Justice

[hasnomentor]

Bro Strider | Homestuck

[plushmaster]

Re: Bro Strider | Homestuck

[brofin]

Hey shades, you blonde disaster
With your douchey hat and fratboy swagger
You look like a Jersey Shore rentboy
you're about to get fucked like your puppet sex toys

Randy Cunningham | Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja

[smokeb0mbs]

[NINJA NINJA NINJA RAP]

Obi-Wan Kenobi | Star Wars | Aw yeah, MC Kenobi back in the hood.

[averybadfeeling]

[Advance toward his present location, fraternal relative]

Harry Dresden | The Dresden Files

[quicktoanger]

Oh god what am I even doing here somebody stop me

Kobra Kid | Danger Days

[kobrakid]

[ The Zones haven't seen fires this sick since 2012. ]

Squarewave | Homestuck

[silladilly]

[ http://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/anbroids-v20 ]

[strong_heart]

[An AI sophisticated enough to generate meaningful song lyrics in real-time? Chihiro has to check this out. Dirk's handiwork really is amazing.]

I don't know much about rap, so you can go first if you want! I'll try to follow your lead.

[silladilly]

YOU'D BETTER BE CAREFUL IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO RAP,
BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET TOLD FASTER THAN I CAN SAY "OH SNAP"!
WHICH IS MEDIUM FAST, BECAUSE MY VOICE SYNTHESIZER ISN'T TOO GREAT,
WOW, TANGENT, OKAY, ANYWAY,
I'LL GIVE YOU THE ABCS OF RAP, THAT IS TO SAY THE LOWDOWN,
BUT IT WILL TAKE THE FORM OF A RAP-OFF SHOWDOWN!

[strong_heart]

Wow, that was really good... Um...

I don't want to seem like a pest... um...
So I'll try really hard to pass your test!
I'm just going to have to try my best--

Oh, no, you're only supposed to rhyme the same syllable once, aren't you? This is harder than I thought...

[silladilly]

[RAP HP: 45% REMAINING]

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IF RHYMING TOO MUCH IS BAD!
ACTUALLY IT IS PRETTY MUCH THE OPPOSITE OF THAT...D.
BASICALLY THE MORE WORDS YOU RHYME IN A ROW
THE MORE EXCELLENT RAP IT IS
OH SHOOT

[strong_heart]

Okay, I'll try again...

I don't want to hurt your feelings, Squarewave-kun,
But I'm worried since you look like you're almost done!
You look like you're overheating as fast as you can,
Do you need a replacement cooling fan?

[silladilly]

[RAP HP: 0%]

RAP CAPACITOR... FAILING... YOU ARE A TRUE SLAM HERO...

[strong_heart]

O-oh! Really? You did really well too, Squarewave-kun! But are you sure you're okay?

[silladilly]

YOU CANNOT BEAT SQUAREWAVE AT LOSING AT RAP BATTLES. HE IS SIMPLY THE WORST THERE IS.

[strong_heart]

Wha--no! I don't think that's true at all! I didn't mean to make you feel bad... I'm sorry...

[silladilly]

I WILL RETREAT TO THE HIP-HOP MOUNTAINS FOR A TRAINING MONTAGE
WHEN I RETURN, YOU WILL FACE MY TRUE POWER

[strong_heart]

Is... is there such a place as the Hip-Hop Mountains?

[silladilly]

SURE THERE IS, WHERE ELSE COULD I HAVE LEARNED ALL THESE SWEET JAMS?

[strong_heart]

I assumed Dirk-san compiled a large music and lyrics collection electronically and used that as the database for your rapping algorithm...

[silladilly]

OH WELL HE DID THAT TOO, YEAH

[strong_heart]

Well, whether you do it by training or just being fine-tuned, I'm sure you'll get much better if you set your mind to it!

[smokeweedeveryday]

off the hizzle lil tin man
lets see what you got

[silladilly]

YO, I'M SQUAREWAVE AND I'M HERE TO SAY
ME WINNING THIS BATTLE? THERE'S JUST NO WAY

[smokeweedeveryday]

aight aight
so squarewave
you aint got no confidence
yo you cant even rhyme with no sick cadence
why you gonna even try
if your words just aint fly
goin up against the dogg its like bein unarmed in a fight
just aint right

[silladilly]

WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL INADEQUACY

[smokeweedeveryday]

man you are askin the wrong dude
i got no idea how all that tickin and tockin makes you move around like a person

Phoenix Wright|Ace Attorney

[whutobjection]