In my bed

[sokye]

Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!
(Expanded Edition)

Sometimes people say fuck it, I'm tried. But that's okay. People sleep. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And sometimes you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.

Rules
Decide if you want to find the person asleep or the person that finds the sleeper. Note that in the subject line.



Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threadder.)
Go to Random and Roll.

1. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
2. Happy awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
3. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
4. Can't beat 'em - Join them. Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
5. Let them sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.

Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

1. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - Really. Default action going on here.
2. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
3. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly.  Or reroll.
4. Get to know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
5. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.

Decide - fuck the police. You heard. Fuck 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

Comments

Eira Nar'talas | Dungeons & Dragons OC | f/m

[chilltouch]

strangers, prank, weeps

[spietato]

[ gently makes jacopo a rich merchant in the dnd world

These parties are getting out of hand.

Jacopo's problem is that as soon as Maria convinces him to have that second drink, he's easier to comvince to keep drinking. And then, Maria being the bratty friend she is, she does these things. Sets him up for morning surprises. Once, she got him a goat - a fucking GOAT that got dangerously close to eating the month's ledger. Another time, she rearranged his personal collection of foreign spices, resulting in a nasty, bright violet tea.

This time it's a woman in his bed oh my god??? The jokes about him being married to his work led up to this. He should've seen it. ]

Damnit. [ He sighs sharply and sits up, brushing his hair out of his face. ] Wake up and tell me your name.

[ At least they're both still dressed. Maria is terrible but not evil. ]

benedict dearborn || original (demon hunter/modern religious fantasy) || ota

[fumitory]

( please come comically harass my uppity, posh nerd who banishes malevolent things on the regular. maybe you need his help with some supernatural stuff orrrrr you too are of the ilk of things he tends to lay the ban-hammer on and you need his help too (??!) or you're just here to make his morning miserable. would love absolute strangers for this OR some assumed cr, so subsection 2 options 1, 2, 4, or DIY are all good to me. oh, and both humans and non-humans are all good! )

nakahara chuuya | bungou stray dogs

[indensity]

[m/m for anything shippy, otherwise ota and all options are a go. Can be sleeper or bed owner. ]

Midnight | BNHA

[love_the_smell]

[winter_beauty]

(ooc: I know we already did a bed-related meme, but I can't resist if you're up for it :P))

Ruca Milda | Tales of Innocence | ota

[demonicbookworm]

hope that works o/

[earphoned]

[ It's difficult to resist taking a nap, even though the bed is small and Ruca is already occupying it. On the other hand, maybe the fact that Ruca's here is exactly why he feels like napping in the first place. Just watching the other boy asleep doesn't really work for him.

He doesn't want to wake him up, so Minato tries to sneak under the sheets and lie beside him as carefully as he only can. ]

Yuto | Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc-V | ota

[darkduelist]

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | M/M

[runningwithwolves]

Tifa Lockhart | Final Fantasy VII | M/F

[mylockedheart]

Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Miraculous | M/F

[lucky_ladybug]

(OOC: Aged up to 19)

laura kinney | marvel 616

[snikette]

lorna dane | the gifted

[geomagnetics]

esme frost | the gifted

[quintuplet]

Dr. Angela 'Mercy' Zeigler | Overwatch | OTA

[watching_over_you]

Juri | original

[halfacat]

[m/m for shipping but gen is open!]

Peter Parker | Marvel’s Spider-Man

[quipsandthwips]

alistair || dragon age || OTA

[caboodles]

[slaygirl]

By the time Buffy shuffles tiredly down the drafty old halls of the castle, past the front room of the large suite she calls her own- stopping only long enough to hang her trusty scythe snugly into the weapons rack hanging by the door- and into the spacious bedroom with its giant four poster bed that's probably older than Angel, she has the thought that she could have wandered through a portal to another universe and not even noticed. Not with as tired as she is, given that she'd been out on patrol for hours, fighting those weird looking creatures that had started sprouting up along the countryside. Stupid armor wearing, orc wannabe monsters, running around in little bands and attacking pretty much anything that moved- which was mostly her people, since the castle they were using as their headquarters was so isolated, which was why she'd gone out personally. Now though, hours and multiple fights later, the threat cleared for at least the immediate future, Buffy's too tired to even strip out of her ripped and battle torn clothing as she approaches the bed, more than ready to just. Fall into and sleep for at least twelve hours. She's so tired that she only barely registers the fact that there's someone already in her bed, so bundled up in the thick comforter that she can't get a proper look at exactly who it is.

She squints blearily, one hand shifting forward to catch herself on the edge of the bed before she lets herself tumble forward and into it. Whoever it is, they're broad enough to tell her that it's not Willow, Faith, Dawnie, or any of the minis. One of the guys then? Giles she'd left in the library, working on trying to figure out what the creatures were and where they'd come from. Andrew- well, Andrew wouldn't dare sneak into her bed. Xander, maybe? Although why Xander would be in her bed, of all places, god only knew. Or-

The blonde feels herself sway a little, and decides she didn't care. Whoever it is, if they've gotten this deep into the castle and her quarters, they have to be a friend. Instead of worrying about it any further, the diminutive slayer just shifts so she can crawl into the free space behind the bundled figure. Tiredly she reaches out one handedly to grab at the comforter, muttering,

"Give."


[OOC: I figured this could either play as assumed CR/some sort of AU mesh, or universe hopping shenanigans, whichever you think best suits? Buffy is certainly no stranger to ending up in different dimensions, or to having 'visitors' from different worlds.]

Eddie Brock // Venom

[symbiotisms]

Logan Delos | Westworld

[icanseethebottom]

Elektra Natchios | Netflix Marvel | OTA

[tamethatfire]

[fightlikehell]

[Both of his arms support his weight on the bed as he leans down over her to lightly brush his nose, then lips over her cheek. A distant part of his brain that likes to believe itself to be rational says that this can't be real, that this is some kind of move or ploy. Matt has a lot of other louder thoughts. His mouth moves in her name as he leaves a kiss at her jawline.

Slowly pushing up he pulls back the oh so soft blanket that is tucked up around her shoulders so that he can be what is laying over her.]

...are you going to wake up, kitty?

[Spoken in more breath than whisper. Ears are tuned into her breathing and the beat of her heart. No one likes to wake up alarmed.]

Matt Murdock | MCU

[devilmurdock]

Marcus Leventis | OC (werewolf)

[toofknbad]

(syfy’s) wynonna earp

[earps]

davy jones | oc | ota

[dweomer]

( Very easily the one found asleep in bed, but game to playing it the other way around. )

sam wilson | mcu

[wingedman]

Eddie Brock | Venom | m/m

[wearelosers]