postingmemes ([personal profile] postingmemes) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-10-07 04:37 pm

Happily married


married couple smut meme
Because all that fun hands-on intimacy isn't just for the swinging singles.

how to play.
  • Comment with your character, prefs, etc.
  • All characters are welcome, as there are prompts for everyone - yes, including your grimdark antiheroes and playboy types.
  • Reply to others.


prompts.
  1. wedding night: what else do you expect to go down on your first night as a married couple?
  2. honeymoon: enjoy the beaches of Florida or the twin-sun skies of Tatooine.
  3. not the marrying sort: how did you, of all people, get hitched? nevermind, you might as well just reap the benefits.
  4. arranged marriage: a contract needs a signing.
  5. newlyweds: you two just can't keep your hands to yourselves. or your bodies off every piece of furniture you have.
  6. night off: one of you is always busy, so time together is rare.
  7. long distance: a more extreme version of the above. you two are married but don't live together, as one of you is always on the road...or on the run.
  8. still so in love: no matter how long you've been together, the spark's still there.
  9. hatesex: there's no spark here, as it's more like a raging inferno of resentment towards your ball and chain.
  10. rekindle the spark: in continuation of spark talk, you guys are trying to recapture what you once had.
  11. make-up sex: the best thing about marital spats? making up again!
  12. romantic night: break out the chocolate and bubble bath.
  13. still got it: they have no need for jealousy, as you have eyes only for them. you want to show them how beautiful they are.
  14. domestically depraved: to the outside world, you're the Cleavers. in your own little world, you're still the perfect couple - just a bit kinky.
  15. CHOOSE YOUR OWN
arkbound: (Default)

Dominic De Luca | InCryptid | M/M or M/F

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barnaculled: long as I can remember (Default)

fjord | critical role

[personal profile] barnaculled 2018-10-07 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ooc; with previous cr only. ]
ageneroustip: (falling in love)

Obviously 1.

[personal profile] ageneroustip 2018-10-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ This day has been, from beginning to end, a surreal experience. It was just a day like any other day, without anything particularly special about it, except that neither of them had any work to do. He'd woken up with Fjord just like every other day, but they got to have a bit of a lie in. Fjord helped him get his dress on, one bought specifically for today, they'd taken public transport to the courthouse, met Yasha and Beau outside. Signed some papers arranged by Bryce and, oh yeah, they got married.

So that happened.

If Molly was being honest, the whole thing was probably one of the most romantic experiences of his life. Admittedly not hard, given how large a percentage of that life he can't remember, but still. The casual warmth of it all, from waking up together, to being pressed up against each other in Zadash public traffic--not to mention the look on Fjord's face as he said his vows. If he ever doubted that he knew what love actually felt like, he would only have to look back to today. Even sitting in a too-nice restaurant for the likes of their rag-tag bunch, having toasts shouted at them by Jester, a drunk Caleb, a drunker Beau had been an experience worth having. Even knowing that Fjord was itching to leave, whispering to Fjord that patience would make getting this dress of of him even sweeter, had been worthwhile.

But that was the day, and finally after too many drinks amongst their friends and Nott herself telling everyone they needed to get home and put themselves to bed, the happy couple was returning home. Molly toed off his heels when he passed through the threshold of their apartment, a laugh still on his lips from some joke he can half remember making. ]
Edited 2018-10-07 23:24 (UTC)

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Darcy Lewis | Thor/MCU | OTA

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biochemistry: (Default)

[personal profile] biochemistry 2018-10-08 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[I liked their dynamic, wanna give something a go? Possibly involving 14 because that's just who I am?]
babayagas: (Default)

"ghost" | mcu | ota

[personal profile] babayagas 2018-10-08 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ first: how

second: why ]
wearenotdoinggethelp: ("Byle nie ty!")

why is good question. I'll do you better, 'why not?' If you wanna XD

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thequitecontrary: (looking down 2)

Mary Crawley | Downton Abbey | M/F

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ugin: (Default)

helen cho | mcu

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[ blinding you with science. ]
loudmouths: (🌟 live free or die soft)

asano keigo | BLEACH | ota

[personal profile] loudmouths 2018-10-08 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ m/f or m/m! keigo can be the groom or "bride!" ]
loudmouths: (🌟 life does have a random function! us!)

closed;

[personal profile] loudmouths 2018-10-08 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ keigo had been dreaming of this day for so many years, it was almost too good to be true once it had arrived. circumstances had brought them together in a way that no one could have predicted and eventually blossomed into a bond that keigo would cherish for the rest of his life. the moment orihime had accepted his proposal was the moment keigo truly felt that he belonged somewhere, that he was wanted.

and with the ceremony over and the reception wrapped up, keigo was more than eager to spend some quality time with his new bride alone. ]


Aah~ Here we are!

[ keigo had insisted on carrying orihime in his arms, as it just lined up so perfectly with the idealized image in his mind of his fantasy wedding night. carrying her to the door of the honeymoon suite, head still slightly fuzzy with the bubbles of champagne, keigo stepped over that threshold with a performative elegance that was truly patented and branded as his own. ]

Wah, it's a lot bigger than I thought it would be in here...

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gentlemanmonster: (Regarding)

Elias Ainsworth // Ancient Magus Bride // OTA18+

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[You're his new bride, congrats! No dub/noncon, no Chises. Feel free to PM me with any questions!]
invigorates: (I'm a sneaky little bitch guy)

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( hi. I'm mostly canon blind but Elias seems pretty neat from what I read. How do you feel about 1. an oc and 2. an arranged and/or political marriage scenario turned Something More™? Alternatively, if you're not interested at all, feel free to ignore this! )

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is ok!

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Camilla | Fire Emblem: Fates | F/M, royal canonmates

[personal profile] anything_for_brother 2018-10-08 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[[ooc: Camilla would be a very doting wife, in bed and out. Looking for the more positive, fluffy options, and/or an arranged marriage where they agree to make things painless by starting as friends who have awesome casual sex and go from there.]]
wearenotdoinggethelp: (I write sins not tragedies)

not sure, Only canonmates or other canons are okay too? if cross canon is ok, i'll write something

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Edited 2018-10-08 08:20 (UTC)
skyfarer: (pic#12171969)

gran | blue fantasy

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bluffer: (pic#12194676)

uhhh idk spins wheel

[personal profile] bluffer 2018-10-08 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ How long has it been since Belial swept Gran away from his crew; leaving the living to mourn over their fallen comrades, tearing apart the skies and recreating their previously boring world into something exciting. Corrupt. It's the beginning of the end and he gets to witness it all with the person that could have saved the skydom from its inevitable fall at his side -- it's laughable, but he saves his excitement and instead uses his energy to give his newly wedded wife the attention he deserves.

Or soon to be, as they've yet to actually get a ceremony. But details.

Gran is still given the opportunity to dress up in the bride outfit met for his ceremony with Siegfried (sad), but admittedly Belial is growing impatient. What even was the point of waiting when it's going to be torn off soon enough? ]


Gran. [ Surprise, he's just gonna walk into whatever room Gran is trying to dress himself in. ] Don't you think you're taking too long?

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uh oh swamp man drama

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UGH I LOVE IT

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mny demon babies

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wearenotdoinggethelp: (Он сказал: "Я устал")

Loki Odinson / MCU / OTA

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[ooc: Canon or AU. You can have Loki Laufeyson for a husband instead, if you want, that is. /ooc]
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invigorates: (I'm a sneaky little bitch guy)

lioriley | original | ota

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( no dub/non-con. willing to au into pretty much anything. )
for_redemption: (Default)

Re: lioriley | original | ota

[personal profile] for_redemption 2018-10-09 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[Would you be interested in a thread?]

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Deedlit ~ Record of Lodoss War ~ f/m

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Edited 2018-10-09 02:41 (UTC)
breaksthelaw: (Default)

[personal profile] breaksthelaw 2018-10-11 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Any specific prompts that you like?]
made_of_stars: (Default)

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

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rebellionbuilt: (Default)

cassian andor || rogue one || m/f

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[ooc: tentatively ota sw canonmates]
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dreadfullysinful: (lean/boxom)

Lust | Fullmetal Alchemist | M/F, Futa/F

[personal profile] dreadfullysinful 2018-10-10 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Original Anime Lust. Good with dub-con and kink (just no bathroom stuff). Arranged marriages, loving fluffy ones, baby making (forced or willing), I'm here for all of it. ]