The Defenestration Meme

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The Defenestration Meme
...it seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

de·fen·es·tra·tion
noun
the act of throwing a thing or especially a person out of a window: the defenestration of the commissioners at Prague.

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- If you need a prompt, hit up the RNG and...

1. You are about to defenestrate yourself. Is this a suicide attempt? Is it merely because you need a quick exit and fortunately the building is only one or two stories tall so it's not that much in the way of defenestration? Well. Either way, you're about to throw yourself out of a window and somebody caught you in the act.
2. You're defenestrating your/someone else's belongings. Is it because it's a messy break-up? Is it a fit of rage? It doesn't matter, because unless someone actively stops you you'll end up defenestrating the contents of the entire room.
3. You're defenestrating/defenestrated a helpless NPC! Or maybe they're not so helpless. They could be an assassin or something.
4. You're defenestrating the person who replied to you! (In the event that person happens to be your long lost brother, your beloved mother, your one true love, or someone equally close to you, you may assume that mind control was involved.)

(...it feels kind of weird to only have only four RNG prompts, but there's only so many ways to throw something out of a window. I mean, really.)

- And kick ass and take names.

First posted by monkeytailed 

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Jaime Lannister | A Song of Ice and Fire

[twinfucker]

[BECAUSE IT'S NECESSARY.]

CANON... i mean 3

[defenestra]

[ gdit jaime that wasn't supposed to happen. you don't just go around shoving lord's children out the window, especially little ones that could be scared into silence. is he really dead? ]

[ fine gowns and fine hair are still a tangled mess of hay and the musk of sex. her skirts catch on her stockings when she moves to stand, and the flush of enjoyment that first drained when she caught sight of bran's face in the open window, now falls completely as she clutches the stone siding of the window and leans out. after a moment or two, the queen seems to think better of that; she's visible and there was no saying who might see her if an eight year old could find them. ]

[ there's anger in her voice and anger in her eyes when she rounds on him, long fingers curling and uncurling and curling again, though in her rage she doesn't deign to fix the slipping neckline of her dress, nor the askew shoulders, nor the dismay that once was perfectly combed gold. ]

You've killed him.

Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars

[chosen_to_fall]

Cassie Sandsmark (♥) Young Justice: Invasion

[blundergirl]

idk man however you want it

[ridemyelectrostick]

[Running, running, running from hoards of highly-trained, Blockbuster-infused bodyguards. Just another Tuesday.

Of course, when Tim runs, it's because of strategy.

Strategies that may or may not involve being thrown out of a window.]

Gomez Addams | The Addams Family

[addams]

[ This topic is so appealing to him! ]

fancy meeting you here~

[morewidows]

[Shall we make this a family affair, and 1 or 4, mon chere?]

Sakura Haruno ♥ Naruto

[ragingblossom]

[Just make sure it's not YOU she's throwing or you might be in trouble.]

Strife | Darksiders

[leadmercy]

[Who's up for a fling?]

steve rogers / captain america ( mcu )

[carob]

4!! /idek what i'm doing

[powerofthegods]

[He was alone now, he'd left his men to fend off the ambush that had taken them when they'd invaded this place. But it didn't matter; he was nearly there, it was nearly within his grasp. Well, not just "it" but every little toy Stark and co were keeping in this SHIELD facility.

Or at least the map said he was nearly there. Rounding a corner, he threw open the door in front of him and found himself standing on a long tunnel with large windows on either side that bridged the gap between two buildings in the facility. He didn't take long to look over the view, though, because he was two busy shooting the two SHIELD agents standing guard of the door up ahead.

If it was actually being guarded, there must be something important there, right?]

Alan Shore | Boston Legal

[alan_shore]

[silvestris]

[One (1) vinyl-clad woman sporting a bullwhip is here in the window.]

You're not looking for your secretary, are you?

Maria Hill | Avengers | MCU

[shieldlady]

[ooc: 1 is completely unlikely her so lets skip that one, okay?]

i guess this would count as 3?

[agent_romanoff]

[Natasha has to hand it to them for originality- an abandoned seven storey building is one of the very few locations she's fought in before. She's up against a small gang, but they're sneaky. Backup is waiting if she calls for assistance.

She's taken the majority of them out, and with enough effort, she was able to throw one of them through the space where the wall has been knocked away and there's nothing but a drop to the ground floor.

Natasha thinks her job is done, but the final guy jumps seemingly out of nowhere and grabs her around the waist from behind. She can only do so much to try and get out of the hold that doesn't involve her being thrown out there too.]

Don Draper | Mad Men

[selfmadman]

sharon carter / agent 13 ( marvel )

[throtteen]

((also available in mcu flavour.))

Lex Luthor | Smallville

[patricide]

Piers Nivans | Resident Evil

[apositive]

63!sherlock holmes | bbc sherlock au

[zordaar]

[Yes.]

Mystique | Marvel Comics

[neveracoward]

[Forewarning: throw her out a window, she'll shapeshift and glide on down for a smooth landing.

And then she'll kick your ass without a second thought.]

Re: Mystique | Marvel Comics

[(Anonymous)]

Protip: Mystique can't shapeshift into animals in 616. But, uh, good try. She also can't change her mass.

Looks like someone has some more canon to read.

irene adler | bbc sherlock

[thedominatrix]

Natasha Romanoff | MCU

[agent_romanoff]

Willard H. Wright | Umineko No Naku Koro Ni | OTA

[heartiswright]

3

[shinjaeba]

Did I do that? Hehehe....!

[Oops. That poor NPC never stood a chance. At least there was someone to avenge them! Right?]

They slipped, totally.

abraham lincoln {abraham lincoln: vampire hunter}

[1865]

((modern au and king of mars au also available. vampire!abe at request.))

brittany s. pierce | glee

[somanylyrics]

tony stark ( iron man ) / mcu

[1963]

[whatever it was, it totally deserved it.]

[desmodus]

Not a fan of the retro look?

[He can't blame him. The computers in this library are so old that even Bruce can't quite figure out when they were built. Stone age, maybe.]

Soul Eater Evans | Soul Eater

[scytheyouout]

2

[silentsymphony]

[There are benefits to having a friend in a famous death metal band - like backstage passes! VIP treatment! Invites to private hotel parties!]

[However, this party doesn't seem like much of one - it's just Sona, decked out in her full Pentakill regalia indulging in a pleasure none have had the opportunity to see her indulge in before. ROCK STAR HOTEL TRASHING!]

[See that lamp? It just went out the window.]

[TV?]

[Out the window]

[And dammit, she is trying so hard to throw that chair out the window, she really is. WHAT DO, SOUL?!]

Zorro | Legend of Zorro | OTA

[legendary_zorro]

Nick Charles | Thin Man Movies | OTA

[nick_charles]

"Careful, you might actually hurt something from this height."

ohmygosh I love those movies

[ghost_princess]

"You think so? I was going to aim for that cab there." Amane scuffs her shoe against the brick window facade.

Toni Stark (63'd Tony) || MCU || Het

[iamironwoman]

[She was already thrown out a window once.]