sockdere: (Glasses u r hunk)
sockdere ([personal profile] sockdere) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-09-03 06:46 pm

When I think about you, I-

THINKING OF YOU

( a meme for all your mutual masturbation et al needs! )

There's nothing more embarrassing than being walked in on during your private time...except, maybe, if the person who's walking in is the one you're thinking about while taking care of business. Oops.

You just can't help it! Picturing someone you don't know, as sexy as a random model or superstar may be, is nowhere near as appealing as when your mental images are personal - maybe you can't even get excited unless you're thinking of someone you know. This person could be the one you've wanted forever but can't have, a new fantasy, a partner you can't be with right now, anyone that accidentally came to mind and you couldn't unsee, a new fantasy, someone completely taboo, or even a person you just picked because you wanted to.

Can you not let them know that you were totally picturing them in the most compromising of positions, or is the cat out of the bag because you were obvious or verbal? How will you feel about being walked in on? Mortified, probably, if you're normal. Freaked out? ...even more aroused?

Hey, it could happen! Bodies are weird.

But things don't just end in your total humiliation, oh no. That would be too convenient. The person's not leaving. They're angry, perhaps demanding an answer, maybe wanting to tease you, or possibly curious.

Actually, they may just want to join you. I bet that never happened in you wildest fantasies.

How to Play
  • This above encounter will end in sex of some sort. Feel free to use this meme to get your mutual masturbation kink on or anything else you can possibly think of.
  • Reply with your character and preferences (ie, women only, definitely no taboo, etc). Assumed CR is definitely going to be a thing here.
  • Top level comments are the ones being walked in on by those commenting to them. If you'd prefer, you can leave your comment blank, or you can give a short blurb about what your character is doing to get themselves off. Think of it as a headcanon meme, especially if your character has unique physiology.
  • Reply to others.
  • Thread!
vaderstan: (076)

kylo ren ( STAR WARS ) ota

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( I fukkin dare u )
ugin: (◊ judge)

helen cho | mcu

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( If she's the one being "caught," I'd prefer it to be a scenario in which she's well aware she's being watched. I'm even open to handwaving that your character and she are in a relationship and this is a prediscussed kink of theirs; if you're open to that, we can also add a roleplay element - your call. Whatever your poison is, I'll play along! )
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[ hey - would you be down for some moira/sombra? i also play mercy if moircy is more your jam! lmk :> ]

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[ would you be open to some weird sketchy 'under the floor' overhearing things shit (like when she's older not... when she's a child obviously). ]

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no worries, it's perfect.

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[Fwahahahahaha. How would you feel about Hawke walking in on Anders? (For an extra special touch, it could be early enough to lead into their first time banging.)]

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Steve has been half hard the whole night. It is his own fault, really. He'd been the one set on watching Bucky swing his date around the floor, all lean muscles, sweat, and sinful looks. And Steve had also been the one who, upon noticing the two stepped out for a smoke, snuck out into the alley way to see what was going on. It wasn't the first time he'd seen Bucky with a girl, but for some reason the images struck him hard, tonight.

Pardon the pun.

Steve half hoped that Bucky would go home with the same so he'd have the apartment alone. But the girl had been with friends and that left the two men traipsing alone and crawling into their shared bed. Just like any other night. Except this night, he had a tent in his pants go deal with.

He'll slip off to the bathroom, he told himself, listening to Bucky breathing. Once Bucky was asleep, he'll sneak off, handle this, and then slip right back. But...as he is waiting...

Steve closes his eyes and breathes in the cologne Bucky still has on. He can remember how that blonde looked against the wall, Bucky's hand against her thigh. He can't decide which one he's more jealous of. Bucky for having the gorgeous girl sighing and pressing against him or the girl for having all of Bucky's dedicated attention right on her.

Bucky's breathing evens out and Steve needs to get up, now. But the smell of his cologne... The heat of his body so close. The sound of him breathing, almost in sighs...

Steve can't help himself. He'll hate himself in the morning, but he can't help himself. His hand trails into his boxers and takes him in hand. He can't stop the short, sharp inhale that first grip gives him, but then he exhales slowly, shakily as he steadies himself. Closes his eyes. Starts to move.

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danzan: whore status today. (There we go)

logan / wolverine | xmcu

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[ either role. he can also catch others through scent/hearing due to hypersenses. no underage.

chances are when you've caught him he's already made some mess on himself with the healing factor granting multiple orgasms and logan pretty much using this and his heightened stamina to his advantage. he could be jerking off, he could be fingering himself, he could have a toy instead of his fingers-- idrc what you pick. for the most part it's vanilla stuff, though, so no bad dragon dildos or whatever.

he also does like doing it in the shower for easier clean up, so that's another element you can incorporate. sky's the limit! feel free to pm for discussion as necessary. ]
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scalesandsecrets: (hello Logan)

[personal profile] scalesandsecrets 2018-09-05 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)

RRRRRR

[A series of primal grunts filled the night air, the thickly muscled man writhing against the bed sheets as he fondled his thick erect cock, hairy fingers skilfully working at it, sweat slicking his naked body as he slowly worked himself up.

To any casual observer, or even his best friend the figure lying on the bed was one James Howlett aka the Wolverine, but the truth...well a woman could have a little fun every now and then couldn't she?

The Wolverine's grunts got louder as he slowly built toward climax, the tip of his cock glistening with pre-cum, veins bulging as the long staff began to twitch, Logan jerking and shuddering, making the bed creak beneath him, penis red and straining beneath his hand.]

Mwahaha!

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valkyrie | mcu

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