INUYASHA! KAGOME! ([personal profile] inuyasock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-08-28 01:19 pm

Some questionable texting decisions







the sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-28 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
( he's not buying it. b u t, he wants to do this bc he's an asshole. )

Comes with a high price. So, more of an exchange than an actual gift. You'll have to give me something really, really nice for this.
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
( so it's one of those things. af can't say he isn't surprised. )

you have to tell me what you want and what it is first
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-28 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
How about we just say you owe me a favor sometime, hm? ;) ;) ;)
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
i still don't know what it is yet though

( he doesn't want to agree to a favor if he's unsure... )
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-29 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
( just agreeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeEeeEeE omg )

I'll give you a hint. It involves your FAVORITE person.
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
( !!!!!!!!!!!! damn, he's so weak. )

you should have said that first
okay, i'm fine with owing you a favor
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-29 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Consider it a pact ;)

( which is really dangerous to do with someone like zachriel. but, he does keep his word and after a few minutes there's a video file that comes through. it's about...two and a half minutes long.

it's not the best quality, the room is mostly dark but there's the unmistakable wet sounds of a mouth on something. after a handful of seconds, kaj's face comes into view as he's swallowing down a dick. it goes on like this for almost a minute before the owner of said dick pulls back to come all over his face.

following, there's some shuffling, the ceiling, some indistinguishable murmuring, then that dick is back and sliding right into kaj. the video cuts out shortly after that with no satisfying completion.

:) :) :) :) )
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
( he doesn't know what he'd been expecting, but this... this is definitely not it. af only watches it twice: the initial time and the second because he isn't quite sure he understands what it is he's seeing. he still doesn't, but he's not going to ask zachriel about it. he's not going to ask kaj about it either.

time to renege on his deal. )


if we forget about the favor can i just suck you off?
or you can fuck me if you want, it doesn't matter to me
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-29 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
( remember that whole thing about being an asshole? )

No, I'd rather have the favor :)
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
but i don't want to give you a favor
this wasn't even a nice gift, it's just weird
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-29 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
That's not very nice! I don't think he'd like you thinking it's weird. I went through so much trouble to get this and you don't even thank me.
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
why did you even show it to me?

( he's not stupid!!! this is Suspicious. )
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-29 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
( it's very suspicious. )

You like him, don't you?
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
maybe but so what?
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-29 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
Then shouldn't you like something like this? How willing he can be in the right situation. Interesting, don't you think?
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
have you ever liked someone before? that's not how you do things

( he's not sure either, but he thinks it's not like this. )

i guess it's interesting but it really doesn't have anything to do with me
let's trade for that favor please
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-29 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Hm.

( he doesn't say anything for a while, a little over ten minutes. )

It's interesting, too, your reaction. I'll be keeping that favor, though.
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
( whatever, he's not afraid of him. )

only if i give it to you
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-29 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I guess we'll see when I call it in. Always nice dealing with you, kitkat.
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
you're not very nice :((( i need a new second favorite now
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-29 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know what you mean. I'm very nice, I did such a nice thing for you.
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
how is that a nice thing? i never wanted to see something like that

( there's a pause. )

are you the other one in the video?
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[personal profile] devouting 2018-08-29 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Why not? Your kind thrives on sexual energy. I would have thought you'd appreciate having something like that.

( he laughs to himself. part of him wants to say yes just to see what would happen. )

No, unfortunately it's not me.
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[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
it has to come from someone i can touch, not a video
i've told you that before


( or had it been kaj? sometimes, he gets the details mixed up. )

what do you mean unfortunately?