INUYASHA! KAGOME! ([personal profile] inuyasock) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-08-28 01:19 pm

Some questionable texting decisions







the sexting meme


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[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
( he's been busy; it can't be much of a secret to af even though he's not an angel. things have been hectic, and kaj has been pushing himself to his limits. tonight -- so very, very late -- he's home, stressed, and had a little too much to much of that holy wine. )

Where are you?
bootysweat: (pic#12529819)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
( things are always hectic, so usually he just makes himself scarce somewhere and bides his time. he hangs out with some of the demons before he tires of their bitter tastes, and then... he thinks of kaj for a while. the message that pops up on his phone makes him smile. )

i'm around somewhere i guess
where are you? do you miss meeee?

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
( he does miss him. and isn't that something? kaj hates that he does. but, he's had enough wine that the admission to himself doesn't taste as bitter as usual. still... )

No.

( then, )

Perhaps just a small bit.
bootysweat: (pic#12529822)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
( af squints at the text once, twice... is everything okay? he's kind of Concerned. )

what, really? i thought you were just going to deny it again
is someone forcing you to say this?

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
( it's fine. he's having fun. sort of. )

This is what I mean when I say you don't list.

( ugh. )

Excuse me, listen.
bootysweat: (pic#12529823)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
i listen plenty :)))
you're so cute though, are you drinking?
can i come over and watch?


( on second thought... )

do you want me to help you relax with my mouth?

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't listen at all and do as you please, no matter the consequences. I suppose that's just your way.

( which is still really annoying. )

I'm relaxing just fine without you.

( except... )

Though, what would you do if I allowed you over?
bootysweat: (pic#12529817)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
( he'll take those insults because everything just got 1000% more exciting. af's practically vibrating with it. )

i would make sure you're comfortable first, that's important
then kiss your mouth, your stomach, your chest all the way down until my face is in your lap
do you want me to suck you off, kaj? i really want to

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
( he reads that twice, then closes his eyes to imagine it. he can almost feel af here, touching him and kissing over his body. kaj makes a play at not debasing himself by just simple words on a screen, but he's in a Mood.

so.

he palms over himself already. like he's some fresh adolescent. )


Not yet.

( he thinks for a few seconds. this is bold, even for him. )

I want to watch you touch yourself first.
bootysweat: (pic#12529827)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
( his mouth practically goes dry when he gets that second message. this is really real, isn't it? kaj wants him to... af rubs his face and slides down so he can focus on the screen, wondering what kaj is doing right now. if he's just teasing him, he's doing a good job at it, but he'll risk taking it further. )

how do you want me to do it? i'll show you i'm a good listener
do you want me to lay down? or i can straddle you and touch myself that way
if you want to feel me jerking off just say so


( he wants that. he wants everything. )

will you touch me please?

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
( again he's silent for a brief second, because he needs to think about this a little more. he shouldn't indulge af like this.

AND YET...!!! )


No.

( af should be used to this by now. kaj always says no. )

I want you on my lap for this. But, I don't want you to come too early, so edge yourself and let me see.
bootysweat: (pic#12529818)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
( he is losing his mind. )

i didn't even know you knew about stuff like that
how long do i need to keep going? i want you to touch me so bad kaj

please please please please

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
( so is kaj, but in a different way... )

Why wouldn't I know?
bootysweat: (pic#12529816)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
( and now kaj has killed him. he's literally the Worst. )

don't ask questions like that when we're trying to sext
what are you going to do to me?

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
( he should've expected this. )

I'm going to make you wait. You're going to stop touching yourself and sit there. Silent. For two minutes.
bootysweat: (pic#12529825)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
( .................... wtf!!!! )

why? i did everything you said i should
please don't torture me kaj, i can't take it
i want your hands on me and i want you to kiss me

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Three minutes.
bootysweat: (pic#12529817)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
( ugh!!!!!!!! maybe he should give up, but just for curiosity's sake, he waits exactly three minutes before texting him again. )

what about now?

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
( kaj is sitting there timing him. with an actual timer. he's such a boring wet blanket. )

So, you can listen.

( he's...pleased? kaj closes his eyes for a few seconds, imagining the weight of af on his lap. though his hand moves over his own thigh, he imagines af's instead. )

I'd put my hands all over you, never staying in one place for too long because I don't want to. I just want to feel every part of you.
bootysweat: (pic#12529826)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-28 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
i told you i could, you never believe me

( but that's not what's important here. he wishes he could get to kaj faster. )

are you naked? we should both be naked so you can get a good feel
i'm so hard for you right now

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-28 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I still have my clothes on.

( and...he's probably not gonna take them off, either. :shrug: )

Show me.
bootysweat: (pic#12529819)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
( he doesn't think it's a good idea because he's still not close enough yet, but... well, it's not like it's an issue if anyone ever sees his dick. so, he ducks in to find somewhere private, giving himself a few seconds so he stroke himself to full hardness, and without any preamble, he sends kaj a dick pic. )

there it is, all hard for you
will you put your mouth on it?

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-29 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
( he looks at that pic for a bit. long enough that af is probably wondering why he's not responding. he chews on his bottom lip before drinking again. )

Is that what you want?
bootysweat: (pic#12529824)

[personal profile] bootysweat 2018-08-29 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
( if kaj doesn't figure out what to do, he's going to come in this seedy bathroom all alone, and it won't even feel satisfying. af wishes for some self-control right now. )

i just want you, the rest of it doesn't matter

[personal profile] beatifies 2018-08-29 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
( he's quiet again, though it's shorter this time. )

How many times do you think you could come tonight?

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