Some questionable texting decisions

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Hana Song (D.Va) | Overwatch

[nohaxrequired]

[ OTA! Misfires, cross-canon, etc. ]

[sixthree]

so like

you ever gotta have help getting out of the jumpsuit?

[nohaxrequired]

uh

not really?

Well sometimes. After wearing it for forever. It can get clingy!!

[sixthree]

that doesn't sound like it'd be the fun kind of helping

things seem like they're more trouble than they're worth.

[nohaxrequired]

whoa hey you didn't say you meant the FUN kind ;)

but yeah, it's a pain sometimes. but it helps keep me safe when I'm piloting.

on the other hand i'm 99% sure that it's only that clingy so they can plaster me in advertisements.

[sixthree]

well I didn't want to lead with that suggestion, but yeah.

ugh, being a billboard has to be a pain in the ass.

tell you what, I'll help you out of yours if you'll help me out of mine.

[nohaxrequired]

I love helping out!! Especially if it's mutal, lol. ~_^

I'm not really wearing mine right now though~~~

[sixthree]

good to know, I'll keep that in mind.

oh, is that so? what're you wearing, then?

[nohaxrequired]

pfft, nothing exciting

[ Selfie! Angled from above; Hana is totally wearing an oversized t-shirt and a pair of short athletic shorts that just barely peek out from underneath the t-shirt. She's got that dazzling smile on too, of course. ]

[sixthree]

[Cute...]

oho

it's a good look, either on you or on your floor

[Annnnd to act like she totally didn't just make that pass, Samus sends one back - a very loose crop top, though the picture cuts off in the midst of her abs. Lots of scars, too.]

[nohaxrequired]

Now you're just flattering me! ★^^★

[ Oh, wow. That's a selfie. Hana feels a bit of heat in her cheeks. ]

ahhhhh

//_//

I'm super jealous of your muscles...

[sixthree]

no flattery, just honesty!

aw, thanks, it's good to have them appreciated now and then. too bad we're not both suited up to help each other out, though, then you could see them in person.

[nohaxrequired]

I mean, I can't see them in person now,but there's always later right?

Besides now I have this pic to admire!

[sixthree]

there is, on both counts.

unless you want some help with what you've got on right now, of course.

[nohaxrequired]

why don't you tell me how you want to help and I'll tell you if I need it!

[ Hana, please. ]

You might even get bonus points

[sixthree]

[More like Hana, thank you, because metaphors and subtlety are hard.]

oh y'know, help you see that I'm right about those clothes looking better in your floor

help you see the muscle in person

y'know, stuff like that

[nohaxrequired]

I think I'd like that!! ~.^

I'm usually not into up close and personal but I might make an exception.

[sixthree]

well I'll let you make the call, last thing I want to do is be pushy.

[nohaxrequired]

hey don't worry about me! i can take it!! (ง •̀_•́)ง

[ That might be an invitation. ]

[sixthree]

I imagine you could!

[And Samus will definitely accept that, because, hey. She's established that she's down as long as Hana is, so after a short time, time for a little knocky-knock at the door.

And nerves, those too.]

[nohaxrequired]

Definitely!

[ Hana's got her own set of nerves going on, but she does her best to brush them aside. The knock isn't completely expected, but she's up and at the door in a few moments. Her smile widens slightly when she opens it and she steps to one side to make room. ]

Hey! Samus! Come in!

[ She does, of course, have to look up at her. She's... tall. ]