the IC Wishes meme

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the IC Wishes meme



When you wish upon a star
Makes no difference who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you

What to do

★ Post with your character! DO NOT put their name and canon in the header. Instead put a wish they might like to have fulfilled.
Examples: I'd like a cupcake | I want to be a doctor when I grow up | I wish someone would do my homework for me

★ Look around at the wishes of other characters! If you see one your character can either fulfill, help with, or at least offer encouragement or advice for... tag them!

Comments

[clothes]

What? Don't be ridiculous. You would be getting someone else to join the Port Mafia. We would pay you for your generosity. The one who is in need of the kidney, however... Well, accommodations can be made. We have plenty of openings for those who are in need of a job. In a way...you would be saving a life and helping someone with employment. You like helping people, don't you Weretiger?

[ ;) ]

[moonlighttiger]

That's just as bad!! Listen, I'm never, ever going to help you with your shady business so you can stop trying to appeal to my helper syndrome now.

[ and here he thought there was something special between the two of them!! ]

Ugh. You're just.. unbelievable.

[clothes]

And here I thought I nearly had you...

[ he still Likes him a lot ok, it's just a kidney!! no big deal!!!!! ]

No matter. Stop looking so sullen and upset. I was trying to help you.

[moonlighttiger]

I refuse to take criticism from someone who looks angry all the time.

[ what is this, baby fight o'clock? ]

At this point I think it's better to accept not having money. Eating chazuke for breakfast, lunch and dinner isn't half bad, I guess..

[clothes]

When is the last time you asked for a raise? ...And you need to learn to cook. There is more to life than just all manner of chazuke.

[moonlighttiger]

Hey, what do you have against chazuke?? It's a great dish! I mean, other food might be more filling but.. still... Cooking is hard, you know?

[clothes]

Cooking is not hard. Do you even practice? If it's just for you, then simple home-cooked dishes should suffice. How are you not tired of chazuke by now?

[moonlighttiger]

It's my favorite dish in the world, of course I wouldn't get tired of it! And my coworkers invite me for lunch or dinner sometimes, so my diet doesn't get too boring.

[ guess who needs adults to take care of him so he won't starve to death. this guy right here. ]

Besides, my kitchen is inaccessible right now. Someone sent me twenty boxes of rugelach and they're taking up a lot of space..

[clothes]

[ ah, yes...the rugelach... akutagawa is glad he doesn't have to deal with that... ]

I have half a mind to offer you cooking lessons. I can't kill you if you've died of malnutrition, or if you completely reek of chazuke and I can't come near you. The green tea-smell will permeate from your very pores by the time our final showdown is upon us.

[moonlighttiger]

You make it sound like that's a bad thing.. I always thought you'd like the smell of green tea. Just think of me as a matcha tiger!

[clothes]

While I do enjoy it, smelling it on you while I'm tearing you limb from limb will distract me-- and Matcha tiger makes you sound like some sort of pastry.

[moonlighttiger]

[ he's just going to remember that for later.. maybe this chazuke obsession will save his life. ]

..we could make a ton of money with a pastry called matcha tiger. Don't you think that it sounds cute??

[clothes]

Take that proposition to the ADA. I want no part of this little bake sale project you're starting to concoct. I hate cute things. Why do you think I despise you so?

[ akutagawa is so fucking stupid. a baby is more discrete than he is. ]

[moonlighttiger]

You hate me because I'm cute?

[ w a i t. ]

You think I'm cute?!

[clothes]

Yes-- No-- No!

[ ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT ]

Yes, I hate you because you're cute. No, I do not think you're cute.

[ he h*cked up ]

[moonlighttiger]

But how can you hate me for being cute when you don't even think I'm cute..

[ here come the squinty eyes. ]

You know, I won't take any offense in you finding me cute!

[clothes]

Why would anyone be offended by being seen as cute, you absolute fool?

[ stop! deflecting! akutagawa! ]

Fine... I think you're very cute. Is that what you wanted to hear?

[moonlighttiger]

You certainly seem like someone who would be offended because of that.. Which is a shame, because you actually are cute too.

[ look, at least one person is being honest here. doesn't mean he won't take the opportunity to tease though. ]

May~be~ I'll certainly mark this occasion in my calendar.

[clothes]

[ atsushi is 100% right, akutagawa gets level 7 pissed, turning pink in the cheeks because he's totally !!!enraged!!!, and not embarrassed!!!, he is not cute!! ]

Say that again and I'll bite your tongue off, Weretiger. I am not cute. I am the embodiment of death itself, the Cerberus of Yokohama's underworld. One who pursues death like a predator such as myself can never be considered 'cute.'

[ and now he's posing behind his hand like an edgelord. cough cough... ]

You're too sentimental. Idiot.

[moonlighttiger]

[ ah, is this.. is this the rumored chuunibyou he heard about once.. it's rare to see it displayed in people above middle school age, but anything seems to be possible in a town like yokohama. you learn something new every day! ]

Wait, wait. Do people really call you 'the Cerberus of Yokohama's underworld' or did you just make that up? Because if you did..

[ ..it would be cute!! again!!!! just give up, akutagawa, now that he's no longer scared of you, he'll just see you as an adorable, yappy puppy.. ]

Don't be like that. I just want to be able to remember when exactly something nice happened!

[clothes]

[ he... he's not a chuuni!! akutagawa is a cool competent mature adult!!! so what if he happens to be in touch with the inner black god dwelling deep within him... stupid cats wouldn't understand...

akutagawa's expression is so put-upon and annoyed!! ]

I coined the term, but it is used by others! I'm not the only one who had a hand in it.

[ akutagawa is a scary beanpole of a man, there's no way he's anything remotely close to cute... ugh, his reputation was so well-earned too... whatever, as long as atsushi is the only one not afraid of him. it's kinda lame to hold hands with someone who's scared you'll kill them anyway. ]

I know when I'm being teased. You aren't as discrete as you think.

[moonlighttiger]

Uh-huh.. Still..

[ that is so chuuni. doesn't matter whether other people use this name to refer to him as well, it's still embarrassing!! atsushi is never going to call him that. nu-uh. not a chance. he'd rather call him by his first name than put that name into his mouth. ]

I'm not teasing you at all, though? I like flipping through my calendar and seeing the days where something nice happened. That's just how it is when you like someone.

[ emphasis on like. ]

[clothes]

[ call him chuuni one more time and he's gonna get more than just that name in his mouth to shut him up!!! ]

Sentimental, aren't we? How foolish. Doubtless yours is full of nonsense you and your friends say and do.

[ like... like... does atsushi mean Like-like? well, they go on dates all the time and akutagawa has a lot of fun with him, which he didn't think was possible, but it's true... god, catching Feelings sure is complicated. ]

[moonlighttiger]

[ guess it's time to switch to first names then!!!! ryuu✩no✩suke. ]

It's actually full of things you and I did together. Like that time when we ate pancakes together!

[ because that was their first date.. only that it was a not-date, but still. it felt like a date back then!! and he enjoyed himself!!!! and akutagawa admitted that he enjoyed it too!!!!! so!!!!!!! ]

Are you seriously not attached to any fond memories at all..? Or.. you know, fond of certain people..?

[clothes]

[ perish ]

...What's so memorable about that sort of thing? You idiot.

[ oh god akutagawa...covering the lower half of his face now...coughing into his hand... totally not being a tiny-breasted little tsundere anime girl. ]

I can take you out for pancakes and sushi and movies any time. It's hardly worth making a fuss over.

[ HE'S JUST GONNA CASUALLY IGNORE THAT LAST QUESTION..... ]