1. Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
2. Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
3. not that im pissed, but why are there two naked women in my bed?
4. I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
5. I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
6. Its... i dont even know. theres lots of loud rap music and i cant find my shoes
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bakerstreet2018-08-17 07:21 am
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2. Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
3. not that im pissed, but why are there two naked women in my bed?
4. I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
5. I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
6. Its... i dont even know. theres lots of loud rap music and i cant find my shoes
7. TEXT HER!