1. All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
2. All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 on me. Other than that, clueless.
3. There's no point in calling it Big Titty Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special for showing up.
4. I brought my phone charger to this bar, this bitch is ready to drink.
5. Had a burrito last night in your honor
6. Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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2. All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 on me. Other than that, clueless.
3. There's no point in calling it Big Titty Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special for showing up.
4. I brought my phone charger to this bar, this bitch is ready to drink.
5. Had a burrito last night in your honor
6. Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
7. TEXT HER!