puppet_mistressofhell: (i am the beast i worship)

Isolde, Lilith, Rosalie | OC

[personal profile] puppet_mistressofhell 2018-08-17 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
1. Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.

2. he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.

3. No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too

4. You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.

5. I must have some kind of deep-rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.

6. Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.

7. TEXT HER!