two truths & a lie

[cardcaptorsockura]

TWO TRUTHS & A LIE
- Comment with three statements about your character.
- Two of them are true, one of them is a lie.
- Other characters try to guess the lie

Comments

[speed_of_snark]

Nobody tells the truth ALL the time.

[fightlikehell]

Absolutes are unrealistic, aren't they?

[speed_of_snark]

Also you'd have to be a fucking moron to do it. Even I lie sometimes, and I usually have no interest in sparing people's feelings.

[fightlikehell]

Feelings. Those aren't my motivation. Rest assured, buddy.

[speed_of_snark]

'Buddy.' Non.

So now I'm simply horrified you eat Spam. The ninja shit is pretty normal.

[fightlikehell]

Like you have no guilty pleasure.

[speed_of_snark]

I feel no guilt.

[fightlikehell]

Just blatant hedonism?

[speed_of_snark]

I'm from Quebec. Flipping off our Catholic heritage is a national form of resistance. So... ouais, pure hedonism.

[fightlikehell]

Well it sounds like it's doing you a tremendous service.

[speed_of_snark]

It keeps life fun.

So you're cute and know kung fu and can't see shit?

[fightlikehell]

The first of those is always hearsay to me.

[speed_of_snark]

That you're kinda cute? Don't worry, you're not stunning or anything.

[fightlikehell]

With...no real grasp on the matter, I have to take the opinions of others as truth. This might be the most honest thing you've told me.

[speed_of_snark]

I don't bother lying, generally.

[fightlikehell]

That should be the aim for all people.

[speed_of_snark]

And yet instead it's considered rude.

[fightlikehell]

The truth itself isn't innately rude. The delivery and timing are what make it difficult.

[speed_of_snark]

Then I suppose I just don't care.