two truths & a lie

[cardcaptorsockura]

TWO TRUTHS & A LIE
- Comment with three statements about your character.
- Two of them are true, one of them is a lie.
- Other characters try to guess the lie

Comments

Jean-Paul Beaubier /Northstar | Marvel | OTA

[speed_of_snark]

1. I had a kid.
2. I've been in a threesome with a woman.
3. I'm the older sibling.

[gloves]

Gonna go with you're lying your ass off about 2.

[speed_of_snark]

Wrong.

[gloves]

Well now you're just going to make all the other ladies jealous.

[speed_of_snark]

I didn't touch her, so I think I still get to keep my gold star. They were circus friends.

[gloves]

Is there a rulebook? Does that count?

[speed_of_snark]

I mean, it would be like if we shared a guy. That's just being friendly.

[gloves]

That wouldn't be a threesome. That would just not be monogamy.

[speed_of_snark]

If you're all THERE it's totally a threesome.

[gloves]

Really? Or is it just taking turns?

[speed_of_snark]

If you stay on opposite ends you can all be in there at the same time.

[gloves]

Oh.

Okay then.

[speed_of_snark]

[He has to laugh.]

Too much?

[gloves]

No. I just have enough mental images that don't even belong to me. I try to keep any extra ones to a minimum.

[speed_of_snark]

Does the filthy stuff transfer over much?

[gloves]

It's not like things get filtered out because they're rated R.

[speed_of_snark]

True. I suppose I just wonder if the more... important memories go first?

[gloves]

It's like... okay. You know how you have some memories that maybe you've completely forgotten you even had. But then you'll smell something, or hear something, or see something, and that memory comes back? It's not necessarily the most important thing you've ever remembered but it's usually attached to some emotion or another. Those stick the most.

[speed_of_snark]

I see.

My apologies, then.

[gloves]

What on Earth are you apologizing for? One extra raunchy thought isn't going going to drive me over the edge of sanity.

[speed_of_snark]

Non, I know. Just... In case, I suppose.

[thelittlestbub]

Three. I've always thought Jeanne-Marie the older sibling.

[speed_of_snark]

You are correct.

Why did you think that?

[thelittlestbub]

[ Shrug. ]

Just did. Besides, I know you have a kid, and the threesome? Pfft, please. You were part of a circus. That's... almost required.

[speed_of_snark]

....c'esr vrai.