groupon ([personal profile] groupon) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-08-13 08:08 pm
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my blood is boiling; my brain's IBM

NOT just A ROBOT
shipping meme


There's always a right tool for the job, be it as simple as a hammer for a nail or on up to the much, much more complex. In this, the near future, the new tool for the abstract, post-modern job is no longer from the humble tool box - it's robots. Robots have taken over most sectors, such as assembly, law enforcement, and even health care. Things run so much smoother when they're automated. Yet the most impressive factor is that robots have just recently begun to enter a sector previously believed to require human touch: the personal sector. From personal assistants to robo bodyguards to pleasurebots, most anyone who's anyone has a personal robot these days. Of course, humanity being the narcissistic charmers we are, all "companion" sector robots are made in our own beautiful image, or close to it.

But you know this. You have a personal robot, after all...or you are one.

Whether owner or robot, it's important to remember one key rule: robots, no matter how human they appear, cannot feel emotions. Any appearances thereof are programming in the AI.

Robots certainly, absolutely, cannot fall in love. Again, any appearances thereof are programming in the AI. If that's not the case, and "love" still seems present...

...well, a toll that no longer functions correctly may not be right for the job.

HOW TO PLAY ➟
  • Comment with your character, preference, and whether you want to play a human or a robot.
  • Reply to others.
  • Use the RNG to choose a prompt or pick one yourself.


OWNER ➟
  1. Long Time Owner → You and your robot are a well-oiled machine, no pun intended.
  2. New Purchase → Congratulations, you have your brand new personal bot!
  3. Second Hand → Someone else owned this robot before you, but it can't be too damaged. There's no way you could afford a brand new one, anyway.
  4. For Science! → Your interests in robots are purely scientific. No matter how yours begins to act towards you, honest!
  5. Rescue → Whether you took them from the dump or from a bad owner, you brought this robot from the jaws of deletion.
  6. Reluctant → You never wanted a robot, but you've got one thrust on you anyway.
  7. Cruel → They're just a fancy computer, so you'll treat them however you like.
  8. See the Humanity → Even if you know it's all machinery and programming, you can't help but see the human side of your robot. They shouldn't have to be a servant.
  9. What's Real and What's Not → The lines are beginning to blur between real people and their emotions and your robot.
  10. Incompatible → You can't be with a machine, either romantically or sexually. You're simply not compatible.
  11. Too Engrossed → They say you've created a fantasy world. You're forgetting reality, or choosing to ignore it.
  12. Don't Care → You won't listen to what the others say; you know how you feel.
  13. Have to Pull Away → The close relationship you had with your robot has to be put aside for your own good.
  14. Live a Normal Life → As much as you can, you and your robot live like a normal couple.
  15. Bad End → Your robot is taken away, reprogrammed, or destroyed.


ROBOT ➟
  1. The Perfect Robot → You know what you and exactly what you were made to do. You will not stray.
  2. More Human than Human → Whoever programmed you made you to be just like a human.
  3. Conflicted → There is no way you could have what they call "feelings." But what is this stirring in your circuitry?
  4. Confused → Why do people treat you like a robot? You're a living thing, damn it!
  5. Damaged → Somehow, you've been corrupted. You're a blank slate and have to be cared for, though it should be the opposite. Or it could be that you're showing erratic behavior that no robot should...
  6. Shown Kindness → When you're treated kindly by a human, you are unsure how to process it. It makes you feel - content.
  7. No Longer Just a Program → Your "love" and "affection" may have been shades and imitations at first, but that's not the case any longer.
  8. Obsolete Model → You know you're old. Will you be forced to leave your master's side?
  9. Jealousy → A robot should not feel jealous. Still, you envy those close to your master.
  10. Job is Personal → You were programmed to protect or to serve, though you also do it because you...care
  11. Second Chance → Your old master tossed you aside and now you are wary. But you've been given another chance instead of being used for scrap.
  12. Rogue → There is no way you will be tied to the oppressive system. You refuse to serve the Living Things. Somehow, though, you've become aligned with one.
  13. One of a Kind → There are no other robots like you, and perhaps you are intended for a sinister fate. Rather than face your true duty, you have escaped to take refuge with a human.
  14. Specialty → You were created specifically for this one special person.
  15. Reprogrammed → Because of previous defects, you were taken back to factory settings before. However, that treacherous virus, "love," is bubbling back up.
  16. Android → You can't just forget the part of you that was - still is - organic.
  17. Learn to Be Human → Despite the odds and the prejudices you both will face, you have decided to live as a free, living person with the one you care for most.
  18. Bad End → You're to be junked, impacted, wiped clean, or taken away from your owner.
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-19 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Something about that sigh... something about it. It settles heavy in his chest and slides down his spine. He kisses like he plans on writing a thesis on it later, and there's going to be an entire section devoted to that. How to recreate it, illustrated in exact steps once he learns how to get it down to a science. It makes his fingers twitch against Tony's chest, makes them dip and dig a second unconsciously.

He chases it, still slow but perhaps a little more deliberate. Chases it by ducking to carefully test Tony's lower lip with the softest trace of tongue. It's not intrusive, it's not demanding, it's searching for something. Testing a hypothesis.

Granted, he's having a hard time focusing on it with the softness of hands along is back, along his shoulders. This, too, is new- the intimacy of a touch that lingers, and not in the same way that Tony occasionally settles at his side or clasps his shoulder. This is a gentle and affectionate affair, searching in equal measure. If it weren't so comfortable it might be overwhelming; if he weren't stoned it might be terrifying. As it stands he's got just enough of a block on his inhibitions that it becomes lazy and dreamlike, unhurried and thorough.

And if his hand slides up Tony's chest to curl around his shoulder, well... that's sort of a selfish thing. ]
nonstopnarcissist: Avengers (Oh you'll no longer fear when)

[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-19 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's a decidedly experimental bent to the kiss that might raise a few questions on Tony's part if he weren't drifting so low and easy. It doesn't matter if he's got more or less experience, doesn't matter except for that they're kissing. That Bruce's lips are just as soft as they've ever looked, that his breath is warm for all that he doesn't actually need to breathe. That the subtle shift and dig has his breath catching for a moment in the space between them, something that shifts to a proper gasp at the introduction of tongue. Cool Ranch Doritos because, fuck, that's what he's been eating.

Kissing's an art and Tony? Has more than enough experience to consider himself something of a master. His nails dig in slightly at Bruce's scalp, lips parting in blatant invitation. Dip in deeper, take more, he's into it. Here for it. Taking back, a little, as his hand slides down to the small of Bruce's back and gently tugs, causing his shoulder to tighten, flex. Closer would be better. Bruce is solid, he knows he's solid but feeling that weight is more comforting, more grounding than he'd expected and he wants-

Wants to be pinned down to the sofa by it. Wants to be wrapped up in that hollow created by Bruce hunching inward. It's a lazy kind of wanting, the sort that settles in the blood like honey when you know the good thing's coming in time. His tongue glides out, dragging against Bruce's top lip, flicking at the seam. Asking, as much as Bruce had been asking with that first press of lips. ]
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-19 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gently tracing his lip with tongue, it seems, earns him the opposite reaction of what he'd been searching for. A gasp instead of a sigh, which, frankly, is equally as sweet to hear and settles just as heavily in his stomach. He's going to need more time, he thinks, some kind of guidebook, definitely a pen to take notes on the intricacies and nuances of it all. It's a whole new language to learn, and he's committed to personal growth. Convenient.

He learns something new about himself: fingernails gently scratching along his scalp make him breathe in a quiet, sharp inhale at the feeling. Lazy electricity melts down his spine and a flush takes hold of him making his skin feel taut. Whether it's that or it's the gentle tug that gets him shifting, he honestly couldn't say. Move he does, though, with a guiding hand on Tony's shoulder pressing him gently down and back onto the couch. He follows in tandem, slow and easy and without ever breaking away from the kiss, a knee settling somewhere just to the left of Tony's legs and against the back of the couch.

How can he possibly break away with Tony's lips parting and inviting an entirely new level of exploration? He accepts the invitation easily, with the gentle opening of lips still sealed against the world but parted to allow access, encouraging it, requesting it. ]
Edited 2018-08-19 22:32 (UTC)
nonstopnarcissist: IM3 (Inside a living hell)

[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-19 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Nails, yes, tongue? Also yes. Bruce sliding into his lap like this is something they do regularly (and it could, he'd very much like it to be a regular thing)? A thousand times yes. His head angles back against the sofa as much as he uses the hand in Bruce's hair to guide him in, tongue teasing the seam of his lips, flickering out in a lazy glide. Vanilla, strawberries and...coconut? A tinge not entirely unlike licking a battery on the back of his tongue courtesy of the reactor.

Body chemistry changes when you shove a generator in your torso. Who knew?

The hand at the small of Bruce's back shifts as it becomes less of a grounding touch and more of Tony's arm just, holding him. Supporting him, coaxing him close to come in and curl around him. To lean his weight down and make out on the sofa like teenagers or something, it doesn't matter.

Tongue against tongue and that same sigh twists out of him again, long and low and easy huffed through his nose as he finally gets a taste. ]
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-19 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It doesn't take much coaxing because-- yes, that's actually exactly what he wants. Tony flat on his back on the couch cushions, wants to settle on top of him chest to chest like they'd almost done days ago beneath some grating in the middle of the floor. He moves with the grace of someone who doesn't have to worry about their muscles giving out, moves to support himself with a left arm that brackets next to Tony's head, elbow off somewhere to the left of his ear pressing down into the cushions to keep him hovering the right distance to keep their long and languid kiss in motion.

The rest of him settles carefully, tentatively, not his whole weight like he's afraid of pressing down too hard on the man beneath him, afraid he's fragile or he'll find himself short of breath. Achingly careful and deliberate in every single piece of this, not even the slightest loss in control.

For someone accidentally kissing someone else, it sure as hell seems like he has every single scrap of his shit together.

This is a research mission, this is a new planet to explore, this is uncharted territory and he's always been knowledgeably adventurous. The way he holds himself atop that left elbow leaves space along their right side, leaves him hovering in places where his body doesn't press to Tony's, leaves him an expanse to travel with his right hand, and travel it he does.

It snakes down from that grip along Tony's shoulder, snakes down until it finds the hem of Tony's shirt where it's ridden up an inch or two from his sweats. Fingertips trace that exposed skin, dipping in just an inch to feel the warmth of his stomach, teasingly gentle and endlessly patient, always asking permission without saying a fucking word.

Not that he could, with the beautifully metallic taste of strawberries and copper chasing his tongue. ]
nonstopnarcissist: IM2 (Water to wine and the finest of sands)

[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-19 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eventually he'll need to breathe, he thinks, but- just a little longer. Another minute, another hour. Another eternity of this lazy tangle of tongue, the slow roll of lips. There's no hurried, harried fumbling, no desperate clinging. It's all...softness and warmth and ease, nothing he'd expect out of someone with zero practical experience. He really should stop expecting anything from Bruce; all he ever ends up is surprised and wrong. Not that he's ever minded it. How can he when there's this, this closeness like in the crawlspace not long ago but without the omnipresent thrumming. Without the tension and-

Oh.

Oh.-

He drops his head back enough, hand coming around to cup Bruce's jaw as he stares up at him, wide eye'd and wondering. ]


This is why you were so tense? [ Like it matters, but it doesn't. Not when he can lean back in and seal their lips again. Tease his tongue alongside Bruce's and breathe him in. Shiver his way through the trailing of his fingers and maybe get a little bit of his own back.

Sure, he's built this body. Laid out every nerve strand by strand, implanted the hair, painted freckles into the skin- but it's something new and precious under his calloused palms as he skims his hand under Bruce's shirt in turn, resting the flat of his palm against the small of his back. The shape is known, the motions familiar but the warmth? Unique to Bruce, who's exploration already sidles up against a razor thin scar. Something old from the earlier days of flying around, and he's littered with them. Some are sensitive, some are ticklish, but this one? Prompts a shiver. A subtle arch upward into the contact, into the bulk and warmth of Bruce's body. Asking with a touch and there's not a single thing Tony thinks he could deny him.

Not now. Not like this. ]
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-19 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Tony's head drops back and invites a sudden awareness back into the space between them, a sudden crushing reality and- for a split second, he almost panics. Thinks he's about to be pushed kindly off, asked what the hell he's doing, or maybe a soft and gentle rejection, something, not-

Not Tony seeing through him in complete hindsight, summoning up sudden conclusions on things Bruce had done a marvelous job at suppressing. There's no denying the slight widening of his eyes, the way they duck down and to the left like he's thinking about skirting the truth.

Tony doesn't give him the time. He blows Bruce's expectations away with a hand on his jaw and lips sliding along his again, and something thrums through him. Manifests in the form of a rush of air from his nose, not a sigh so much as an exaltation. Yeah, that's precisely why he was so tense, thank you.

Up until now, he's done a marvelous job at controlling his body. It lasts right up 'til Tony's hands, rough and soft at the same time somehow, slide up the bare skin of his back. Heat pools low in him in a response he can't quite keep from happening anymore, the shift of his hips back and away is almost an apology.

But he doesn't stop. He can't. Couldn't if you paid him, because his own fingers find dips and ridges, fine lines that make Tony shift beneath him and shiver. He could write a book about this, every piece of this. He could publish an entire series, like J.K. Rowling. Seven books at nine hundred pages each. He's got the muse, the motivation, the desire. ]
nonstopnarcissist: IM2 (With the pill or the demon)

[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-19 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Its a curious motion, vaguely familiar and he does have to reach back because- it's not been an issue with anyone he's taken to bed for like. Two decades, maybe longer. The old 'I'm hard and don't want you to know' pivot and twist. It's something to be relished, usually, ground in against him, proof that whatever he's doing is working, that everyone's having a good time so it takes a moment for him to place it and-

Don't laugh. He absolutely cannot laugh- but he doesn't let that just be, either. It is what it is and dealing with it is part of the human condition. So it's rude, probably, to try and tug him back in.

He's a guy, he doesn't mind, these things happen, it's not the current point or highlight of the moment. Tasting his lips is. Learning the shape of his smile from point blank range until he does have to pull away to suck in a slow breath, blinking dreamy eyes up at Bruce. He gets it, now. Gets everything of the awkwardness and he could feel a way about it. Should probably try to talk about it.

But this feels too good to interrupt with conversation.

His head lolls back against the cushions as a soft groan twists out of him and, he could be a more active participant. Might be in a moment but- letting Bruce explore, letting him dig in and find what works, what doesn't? That's worth enjoying. Heat blooms under his skin, has nis nails digging in slightly, his breath shivering out because even the tumble last week wasn't like this. Wasn't this warm, wasn't this slow. Wasn't something he could savor and with little more than a kiss and a touch, Bruce has pushed that other person so far out of his mind Tony will be lucky if he can remember their name ever again. ]
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-20 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tony had better not fucking laugh. Bruce would be positively mortified and he wouldn't even know why; he's done some preliminary research on the matter, and then some... not so preliminary research. Porn involving Tony was utterly net-nannied, not that he'd bothered looking in the first place (privacy is a two-way street), but porn itself was quite utterly open. Most of it was completely, utterly useless. It did absolutely nothing for him, aside from show him a few inventive ways people have created to go about things. Even so, he's got a knowledge gap as wide as the Atlantic ocean and no way to know if he's committing some kind of faux pas as he fumbles his way through it.

Tony tugs him back in and, reluctantly he goes. Settles himself back down again preoccupies his mind feeling the taut lines of Tony's stomach, feeling around his ribs, palming around his side and sliding fingertips beneath him to his shoulderblade.

He separates their mouths for a moment but not to end things, not to make another quick observation, just to make a noise that runs through him like hot water. ]


You took your shirt off. [ He admits finally, quietly, speaking in soft murmurs for the first time since this began, fingers still idly trailing. ] And it... I don't know, it turns out I have a... thing.
nonstopnarcissist: CW (From my towering cliff)

[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ It probably says something that Tony has, more or less, completely forgotten the shape and size of the equipment he gave Bruce. It was something he designed by rote, going by what would be in proportion to the rest of his body, something made so he'd be a complete physical unit rather than with intent to get his hands on it one day. He knows, objectively, that he has the ability to have and maintain erections, that the synthskin provides stimulation like pain and pleasure, pressure and temperature, but he never thought about what it'd feel like to have Bruce laying against him with a half-chub.

To say the least, it's fucking distracting. Enough to make him want to escalate but- slow. Lazy and slow and taking their time and there's a comfortable pace going he'd like to continue. Still. He can't help but hitch his hips a little, arching into every pass of Bruce's hand like a cat, only to go still at that sound. He's pretty sure he didn't give Bruce the ability to make sounds like liquid sex.

Mostly sure. ]


Oh? [ He tips his head to the side, hand slipping up to brush his ridiculous fucking curls out of his face. ] What, um. What kind of thing?
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-20 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tony's hips twitch with unintended consequences, but he keeps his mouth shut and maintains composure by biting down on the insides of his cheeks. He is abruptly, painfully aware of the experience differential; Tony's been with people who are probably so skilled with their hands and their mouths and their bodies that they can take him apart completely and put him back together in twenty minutes. He's been with people who have skills and ideas like god damn Stephen Hawking compared to what Bruce knows or can even conceive to try.

Tony himself is probably one of those people. Meanwhile, Bruce has touched himself exactly one time and that is the full extent of his sexual prowess. It's. Fucking unpleasant to think about. He does not like being ignorant on a subject, it goes against his primary drive.

A thumb strokes carefully along the dip Tony's shoulderblade makes as it disappears into his back, that few inches before his spine. ]


Like a- kind of a... shoulders. Thing. [ He admits, with just the smallest detectable trace of embarrassment lacing the words. Humility, maybe, or... apology, for eyeing him up when they had a job to do. ] So yes. I was an asshole, and I acted like a dick. I'm sorry. But- in my defense... I mean, it was... a lot.

[ A lot of neck and shoulders and back and crawling around side by side shimmying down his body, pressed in tight closed quarters breathing against his jaw.

If Tony can put himself back in the moment with this new context in mind he might have a little understanding for Bruce's struggle that day. ]
nonstopnarcissist: AOU (All the beauty in your face)

[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-20 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
A shoulders thing? [ That's new. He knows he has nice ones but-

Oh. A shoulders thing.

That does paint the entire second half of their adventure in an entirely new light and, again, he doesn't laugh. Because he knows that level of shame just waiting to reach out and drag you down, knows what it's like to want and not understand how to go about it. The sulky near teenager act sort of fits, then and-

Shit Bruce is effectively a teenager in his social development.

If only he wasn't too stoned to give a fuck.

Tony leans up, pressing his lips to Bruce's sweet and slow, gentle as anything. The barest drag of tongue, the lightest scrape of teeth, new variables in the overall equation that is kissing. New flavors to try, new tools in the arsenal. ]
Hey.

[ He murmurs, cradling Bruce's stupidly square jaw in his hand, thumb smoothing across his cheek. ] It's fine. You've never been- and it's confusing for us too, when we're not used to it.

[ A beat, and he tilts his head to the side. ] Should I, um. Should I take my shirt off for you now, or would you rather it stay on?
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-20 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Um-

[ He starts, taken aback by the offer, faltering between a resounding yes and the want to make sure he's not... crossing a line, or god forbid making Tony feel pressured to cater to him through feelings of obligation or pity, or-

He shifts back, falters, slips his hand from behind Tony's back to trace his bottom lip with his thumb and forefinger. ]


You really... don't have to do anything you don't... want to do, it's not like-

[ Not a requirement, not like he's not having... a good time like it is.

And if the shirt comes off he can't guarantee any real semblance of respectability.

A traitorous single-minded part of his anatomy is inclined to be more enthusiastic about the idea, but he's a rational man damn it. ]
nonstopnarcissist: IM (inside the dark all that I see)

[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-20 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ He had a well worded argument in favor of both of their shirts coming off ready to go but is distracted by the sweep of Bruce's thumb across his lips, much like he's always been distracted and- he doesn't give much warning, not really, for his hand skimming down to catch Bruce's wrist. He tugs it down, tilting his face while maintaining eye contact. And this is cheating, he knows it's cheating, but it doesn't stop him from tugging, lacing their fingers together so he can guide Bruce's thumb and forefinger across his lips.

Just an idle back and forth stroke against flesh gone pink from kissing, his eyes dark, his smirk slightly coy. Just a little. He should honestly take mercy. NOt pull out the tricks because apparently he doesn't need them. Bruce digs his shoulders.

Really digs his shoulders.

Likes him. So he doesn't need to try to get him into bed since- there's nothing to prove here. But one part muscle memory and a lot of curiosity has him parting his lips to suck the tip of Bruce's finger into his mouth, tongue curling around the pad and- yeah. They'll get back to the shirt thing, probably. ]
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-20 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's expecting- well- not that. That is not something he's seen happen yet, this is a real and genuine first for him. He can't really help the way his own lips part at the gentle feeling of Tony's bottom lip beneath the pad of his, his forefinger. Can't help the slightly breathless sound that slips from his chest, the tiniest of exhales.

And then.

And then.

And then lips part and the soft hot wet of tongue curls around the sensitive digit and his pupils blow dark and Tony's looking him in the eyes when he does it. He can't even pretend he isn't bothered by it, not when he's pressed against Tony's thigh like that, and the sudden feeling of his stomach bottoming out manifests undeniably physically in a hot second.
He exhales a slow and shaky breath. ]


That is... trouble. That's what that is. That's...

[ Christ. ]
nonstopnarcissist: AOU (You see you're kind of the problem)

[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-20 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tony pulls away slowly, dragging the gesture out until Bruce's finger comes free with a wet pop, teeth grazing the pad of Bruce's finger along the way. He licks his lips, breath wafting warm in the space between them. ]

That's what I want to do ever time I see you reach up to touch your own mouth. That or kiss you.

[ If they're being honest. ]

So I've got a- hand thing. Your hands. They're distracting, very often, as in nigh constantly.

[ So they- they're in the same pot of slowly boiling water, cooking next to each other. Tony can't bring himself to care, not when he can watch Bruce's eyes go dark, not when he can feel him get that much harder, that much more physically effected than he might've thought possible. It's always a headtrip, knowing he can do this to someone, but Bruce? Who always plays so stoic and wry?

It's almost as good as twisting a laugh out of him or one of his genuine smiles.

Eyes still locked on Bruce he turns their hands over, pressing a dry, chaste kiss to the back of Bruce's hand; less coy, more projected innocence. It's all in the eyebrows, really. ]


So let's just- cards on the table. Whatever it is you're thinking? I want to. I very much want to.
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-20 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's hard to describe the feeling that alights in him at Tony's frank confession; not even sexually, although granted yes that does play a role. The bigger thing, though is -- he's apparently not alone in this, that he hasn't been. That evidently, occasionally, Tony's been inclined to think about him in the same manner as Bruce has been thinking about Tony. As in, longer than just since Bruce cleared the distance between.

Something he hadn't imagined for a second to be within the realm of possibility. Something he hadn't even remotely put on the table because he's pragmatic and not optimistic.

He's never going to be able to absently play with his lips again without flushing. It's going to be impossible, he's going to realize he's doing it and summon the vividly clear feeling of Tony's mouth. It's... ruined forever, and he can't even say he's particularly upset about it. ]


Yeah, until about... five minutes ago I didn't even think you'd- [ Even consider... ] I didn't really have a plan lined up, but I'm... sure I could put together a few ideas.

[ A beat, then wryly: ]

How do you feel about powerpoint presentations?
nonstopnarcissist: CW (you can't defeat me)

[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-20 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Until about five minutes ago I thought I was some kind of creepy narcissistic fuck perving on his friend. So. [ He shrugs, letting Bruce's hand go in favor of smoothing both of his hands through Bruce's hair, delighting in the spring and give, cupping his skull gently, gingerly. Sober him would have a brief flicker flash of gently laying the skull in place in the cradle for soft tissue development-

Stoned Tony just...likes the way Bruce's hair feels against his palms, Likes being able to pull him in gently for another kiss. It's less want, more affection. Dry and chaste and as easy as the afternoon started, thumbs swiping idly against Bruce's scalp. ]


Mm? [ Power point? He blinks, brow furrowing, utterly baffled before his nose crinkles, eyes slipping shut as giggles twist out of him. Soft and lilting, wrapped up in a warmth he hasn't felt for another person since-

Since Pepper. He tips his head forward enough to rest his forehead against Bruce's, smile audible. ]
Sure, Bruce-Goose. How fast can you whip one up?
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-20 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Narcissistic? Yes. Perverted?

[ Judging by the mouth wrapped around his finger a minute ago? He tilts his head, sort of a wry shrug, lets it speak for itself.

Creepy, though? No, not even in the slightest. Not even for one second. Tony's been nothing but considerate, compassionate, kind. Good to him from the first second, good to him now, every space in between.

The hands in his hair feel good in an entirely different way, in a comforting way, in a way that makes him want to lower himself down and close his eyes just to feel it. He'll take a chaste kiss as a viable alternative though, and return it just as sweetly. Huffs a laugh into at the sight of Tony's nose crinkling.

This is... good.

If he'd known this is all it took he'd have gotten them stoned weeks ago. As far as how to proceed from here though? How to take things to the next level, or carry them beyond this gentle stopping point? He... isn't actually sure. He's too hesitant, uncertain in the ideas he's got or how to get from point A to point B with them. ]
nonstopnarcissist: CW (Then it consumes me)

[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-20 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ He honestly would be, and is, content with this. Lazily tangled with Bruce, breathing slowly, cheek resting against his. Existing. Being. In the morning the anxiety will kick in and he'll wonder if he did the right thing, encouraging this. He'll wonder if Pepper and Rhodey aren't right about everything. But with Bruce stretched out over him like a blanket, calm and drifting in the same haze? It's hard to think of anything aside from pure, uncomplicated enjoyment.

At least until Tony tries to reach for his e-blunt and can't quite manage it. He tries, discreetly, to reach for it without giving up much of the comfortable sprawl they've found themselves in but it's just out of reach. ]


Fucknuggets. Shift a sec? [ He lists, strains, and manages to get ahold of the slim rod, rolling it close enough with the very tips of his fingers before snagging it off the coffee table. ] Want a lesson in another vital part of the 'getting baked' experience?
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-20 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's fortunate that he's not human, in a way, because his muscles don't get tired and he doesn't feel the aches a normal person might by keeping so much of their weight propped so thoroughly on an elbow. It takes nothing for him to shift a little more, to give Tony room, and then to settle back down again with his head tilted to one side, almost cheek to cheek save for the few inches down he shifts.

Is it too much? He can't help but wonder, but this is the most physicality he's ever had and he'd be lying if he said it didn't fill him with a warm and lazy contentment. He can hear Tony's heart beating, he can hear the gentle hum of the reactor in his chest. Hard to be uncomfortable with such a viscerally calming situation.

An eyebrow does arch, though, at the question. He tips his head up, keenly curious, eyeing the thing in Tony's hand skeptically. ]


Tentatively, yes?
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[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-20 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Shotgunning. [ Tony smiles, lazy as anything, taking a short drag from the vape, tilting his head away to exhale. Just to remind his lungs of what it's like to breathe, since they took a break. ] I exhale smoke into your mouth.

[ It's a little juvenile, he'd only ever really smoked with Rhodey and they just puffed and passed through the years when time came around, so a part of him is deeply curious. It's not something he's had a chance to try since he was a wee nerdling in MIT and if his memory served? It was fucking hot. Enjoying the burn (which the vape won't provide and he's fine with that, he likes his lungs) sucking on the waft of smoke and someone's bottom lip, listing into their space all the while? It's some kind of intimate and, well. ]

The smoke shouldn't damage your lungs at all and you won't process anything; though it might trigger an escalation in the sim you're running? I'm not sure. But- [ He tilts a smile in Bruce's direction, eyes bright, tongue dragging across his bottom lip. ] Does that sound like something you'd like to try?
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-20 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like something you'd like to try.

[ He points out, sounding amused. He can't imagine it'll accomplish anything, the limited need for oxygen his system requires is for mostly functional efficiency, he doesn't really absorb things through the tissue in such a way that they would impact his processor. In short, it would do absolutely nothing unless he associated it with the triggering if the simulation patch.

But.

If it'll make Tony happy, why the hell not. It's not like it's putting him out or anything. ]
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[personal profile] nonstopnarcissist 2018-08-20 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
...Okay to be honest it is. But, zero pressure.

[ He'd somehow conned Bruce into trying this with him under the guise of academics, he'll not push anything else on him afterward. But- if he's down? And he does seem down. Tony takes a long, slow drag from the vape, turning and tilting his head to just about fit their lips together, a bare breath away.

Smoke thick on his tongue, in his throat, his lungs, he exhales slowly against Bruce's mouth, bottom lip just barely touching. A kiss that is and isn't a kiss, the heat banked under his skin coiling into something like less than vague interest. Which means (finally) the rest of his body starts getting with the program, heating, hardening just fom being this close for this long. ]
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[personal profile] destressed 2018-08-20 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ He is, in fact, down. Frankly, any excuse to be so close, to have Tony's lips a breath away from his own, so close you can feel the heat but not actually touching? Yeah, that's fine. Perfectly alright with him.

Tony breathes out. He breathes in. Slow, careful, wisps of smoke escape them but not many. His lungs fill with a gentle heat but, in by the simple nature of their material and what he is he doesn't cough.

When he exhales, it's because he can feel Tony physically react to it, a gentle pressure against his hip. It forces the breath from him in with a long, low sound that's almost a sigh.

He has no strong opinions on shotgunning, but very strong opinions on Tony's reaction to it. Experiment success. ]


We could do it the other way around if you want.

[ Because when he exhales there's almost no carbon dioxide. Might make for an interesting turn of events. ]

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