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IT’S THE WAFFLE HOUSE MEME

WHAT IS IT
It's like the Denny's meme but more southern.

Welcome to the waffle house meme. What is Waffle House, you say? It's a breakfast based chain found mostly in the southeastern US. It's like Denny's, but smaller and Generally, there are only very specific situations and times you go to the waffle house. Going outside these times causes a rift in reality so I wouldn't suggest it.


PROMTS

8 AM: Why the hell are you in Waffle House during breakfast? No one actually eats here for breakfast. You're probably alone except for an old man in the corner with a "VIETNAM VETERAN" baseball cap and a dip cup. At least the coffee is fresh.

12 PM: You're hungover, no doubt about it. Probably everyone else in here is too, including the cook. Order three orders of hashbrowns scattered, chunked, and covered and pray god no one decides to put techno on the jukebox again.

7 PM: You've just pulled off the highway and this is the only thing you've seen for miles, besides some suspect fried chicken places. Someone's put 2 hours worth of 90s country on the jukebox, but it's Garth Brooks so it'll be okay. Order the pecan pie, because you deserve this.

11 PM: You're here for lack of anything else to do, let's be honest. Maybe the party ended too early, or you got off work, or you needed a pee break reeeaalllly bad. Someone probably just put Don't Stop Belivin' on the jukebox and everyone is screeching along. Eat your goddamn pecan waffle and participate

2 AM: You're wasted, or you're the DD for the night. Either way, you're here because someone is blitzed. The only people in here that aren't drunk are the staff and like, three truckers. It doesn't matter what you eat because you won't taste it anyway.

Comments

K | Blade Runner 2049 | OTA

[replicant]

[I guess it's a dystopian cyberpunk waffle house]

[spah]

[HEY THERE would you mind a tag from a stranger? No worries regarding canon knowledge/canon blindness whatever, I just love that you play K oh my goodness

also I can't believe "replicant" wasn't taken, nice]

Gaige | Borderlands 2 | OTA | 7pm Prompt FTW!

[m3chr0m4nc3r]

Country music? Bleugh! Do we really have to eat here?

[As if there's any other diner around.]

Kristen Kringle l Gotham

[misskringle]

[In all fairness its the only thing open this late?]

Jesse McCree | Overwatch | OTA

[mchung]

[not_without_you]

[Don't ask.]

Leonard 'Bones' McCoy | Star Trek: AOS

[loves_hypoing_jim]

[Probably the only thing open after a late night hospital shift.]

aoba seragaki | dmmd | m/m

[dramaticalblue]

Elektra Natchios | Netflix Marvel | OTA

[tamethatfire]

[fightlikehell]

[He is actually hungry again. That's the chief motivator right along side the honest appreciation for her company. Why here though? Why now?

Why don't they switch out the grease because it could coat the insides of his nostrils. The waitress calls them both hun and gets them water and a seat. The booth cushions feel like they're going to retire. She can't read his thoughts so he leans in close to her.]

Did we really need to come here? I thought you liked postmates?

Oni Girard | World of Darkness (garou OC) | oH HELL YESta

[naturaldisasster]

Are you going t'eat that?

o/

[crepo]

[ Iseul looks up from his laptop, and... ]

Not anymore.

[ Not when it's this particular ahroun asking. They have a 'don't eat me' gag to keep running after all. But also, honestly, after reading what's on his screen, he's lost his appetite. ]

Kyoya Ootori / Ouran High School Host Club / OTA

[clubmommy]

[ His pretentious arse would literally have to be starving to eat from this menu.
Alternatively: It started storming / pouring down rain, and shelter was sought inside. What is this place? What is a hash brown? Help him ]

[unyieldingwater]

[ Yo! Interested in a waterbender educating you in the ways of greasy food? (shh, she totally knows about food not from her world) ^^ ]

Dazai Osamu | Bungou Stray Dogs

[reasonstolive]

Dr. Angela ' Mercy' Ziegler | Overwatch | OTA

[watching_over_you]

*Probably face down on a pile of pancakes like a pillow.*

[one_one_se7en]

John looked at Dr. Ziegler with concern. While the two of them were workaholics, he had been taught enough to treasure rest and sleep whenever possible. That the good Doctor had likely collapsed face-down onto a pile of pancakes spoke volumes of the insanities she probably had to endure.

With the jug of coffee on the table, he served one cup to Dr. Ziegler, and slid it to her, careful not to wake her up. He pulled out a handkerchief for good measure.

Nuku Nuku | All Cultural Catgirl Nuku-Nuku | OTA nyaa~!

[nyaandroid]

[ All prompts are fine, Nuku Nuku is full of curiosity! ]

harper moore | set it up

[prius]

[ all. the. waffles. ]

Penelope Garcia l Criminal Minds

[bauoracle]

[Let's be real, its the only thing open. OTA for gen/cast and M/F for ships]

kamala khan (ms. marvel) | marvel 616

[morphogenia]

[Open as Kamala or Ms. Marvel.]

tomoya mashiro | ensemble stars!

[workaday]

Wynonna Earp - OTA

[unraisehell]

[Would the Canadian equivalent be a 24-hour Tim Horton's?]

Sorey | Tales of Zestiria

[worldwonderer]

[Looking for pancakes in all the wrong places. Probably.]

Shiro | Voltron:LD

[patienceandfocus]

[Voicetesting!]

[tookashirototheknee]

[I have no idea why, but I'm picturing the scene at the end of Avengers with everyone looking tired as shit in a diner. Rebel/Paladin teamup after a battle???]

yuki | idolish7 | ota!

[1000s]

Amanda Brotzman | Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

[freakingwitchakookoo]

[letsgetrowdy]

The boys don't need to eat, but Amanda and Beast do, so as much fun as the fact that they mostly just need to drive is, there are a lot more pit stops these days. Martin's okay with it. It's easy to be okay with the way life is going these days, because it feels like exactly how it's supposed to go, for the first time in a long time.

The bright yellow of the sign is what attracts Vogel's attention, and he's leaning too far between the front seats, dragging on Martin's shoulder and pointing and can we, boss? Martin glances over but his foot is already off the gas and the snarling engine is already winding down before much of an answer can be given anyway. Cross wakes off Gripps' shoulder with a snort and a sneeze, the turn of the van into the drive knocking them both rolling, and Beast is out the door like a shot the moment they've slowed down.

Caleb Widogast | Critical Role

[selfburn]

[ Modern AU or the D&D Waffle House either way Caleb is probably in a corner booth reading. ]

modern au yeeeeh

[devilstongue]

[ It's pretty fucking late, and here's Molly with an obnoxious t-shirt, way too tight pants and an entire plate full of waffles and eggs. ]

I bring us the most blessed of sustenance!

Faora-Ul | DCEU

[agooddeath]

steve rogers | mcu au

[ex_wintrous2]