optipesimism: (Default)
. memes . ([personal profile] optipesimism) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2018-08-07 08:07 pm

sexting meme



the sexting meme.



Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!




underachievements: (e m o t i o n l e s s)

[personal profile] underachievements 2018-08-09 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. My love life hasn’t been thriving as of late. [Thanks for bringing it up, Matt.]
fightlikehell: (matter of fact)

[personal profile] fightlikehell 2018-08-09 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
same. might be the season.

[what the fuck murdock]

i suppose any other question i ask of you here on out is going to be entirely self-indulgent.
underachievements: (p r o u d)

[personal profile] underachievements 2018-08-09 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Never pegged you as the type. But go on. I’m intrigued.
fightlikehell: (nice young man)

[personal profile] fightlikehell 2018-08-09 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm plenty of types.

so what would make you feel good right now, jessica jones? besides what's in a bottle.
underachievements: (r e s e a r c h)

[personal profile] underachievements 2018-08-10 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Guess I need to learn those types.

Have the bottle. Suppose not being alone in this bed would be a start.
fightlikehell: (bar lawyer)

[personal profile] fightlikehell 2018-08-10 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
you know the basics more than you think.

that's a good start. what if that other person was me
underachievements: (b r e a t h)

[personal profile] underachievements 2018-08-10 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn’t kick you out. Might not even mind it.
fightlikehell: (akuma-san)

[personal profile] fightlikehell 2018-08-10 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
i can work with that.

nimble fingers, clever tongue and your tolerance.
underachievements: (s t u d y)

[personal profile] underachievements 2018-08-10 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Did you think it be easy?

So what exactly were you planning on doing?
fightlikehell: (James Bond)

[personal profile] fightlikehell 2018-08-10 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
i'd love to feel the whole length of your naked body pressed to mine.

one hand for your breast the other to learn about what makes you wet
underachievements: (a-a-a l c o h o l)

[personal profile] underachievements 2018-08-10 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
And if I am already?
fightlikehell: (akuma-san)

[personal profile] fightlikehell 2018-08-11 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
then i'd keep kissing your neck and lay on into you. fingers aren't enough and we know it. i'm hard and all i can think about is how hot and tight you can feel.

what would you like better, me above you or behind you?
underachievements: (b r e a t h)

[personal profile] underachievements 2018-08-11 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Behind. Hand on my hip, fucking me hard.
fightlikehell: (all ears)

[personal profile] fightlikehell 2018-08-11 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
are you loud, jessica? would you just breath and sigh or would you ask me for more? or say my name?
underachievements: (c a r e f u l)

[personal profile] underachievements 2018-08-11 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
Depends. Loud usually.

Do you want me to say your name, Matt?
[Part of it is said in sarcasm, because she also wouldn’t be surprised if it was. But then part of her wanted to know if it did.]
fightlikehell: (ooouch)

[personal profile] fightlikehell 2018-08-11 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
yes.

[she's got him there. sarcasm or no.]

only if that's what came into your head as i clutch her breast and hip tight. i'd say yours. i know i would.
underachievements: (d i s b e l i e f)

[personal profile] underachievements 2018-08-11 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
God, I want to feel you inside of me.