sexting meme

[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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Gwen Stacy | tasm

[makesitprecious]

[m/f preferred for legit, ota for misfires]

i have no idea what im doing

[webdesigned]

are you awake?

( she really shouldn't be. as per parker norms, he's texted this heinously late. )

welcome to my constant state of being!

[makesitprecious]

Well, now I am

[webdesigned]

crap. sorry. should i shut up

it can wait. i mean, it can probably wait. er... yeah.

( nailed this conversation and he's like 3 sentences in. )

[makesitprecious]

It’s okay Peter
Everything okay?

[webdesigned]

yeah, everything is fine.

do you know how hard it is to sit behind you in class?

( absolutely no segue. hard to tell if this is better or worse than the rambling. )

[makesitprecious]

Um.
I'm not that tall, am I?
Are you trying to tell me you hate my new perfume?

[webdesigned]

is that why you smelled different today? and wow that came out way creepier than intended.

( superpowered senses... that’s his excuse. )

it’s not that, it’s just... distracting. did you know that when you’re really thinking about an answer, you tap your pen against your bottom lip?

[makesitprecious]

[Oh]

Well, I only do that because I know you're watching, Peter.
Most of the time "an answer" isn't what I'm really thinking about.

[webdesigned]

hey, i know that. i admire your focus. i think about the answers sometimes too.

mostly when you aren't there, because when you are i'd rather think about you.

[makesitprecious]

I’d be much more distracting if I sat behind you
Playing footsie with you
Playing with you hair
Breathing on your neck

[webdesigned]

( his hair is messy enough Gwen!!!! Don’t encourage the disaster. )

see?? yes, exactly. with you in front of me all i can think about is how i want to touch you

today your hair kept slipping down your neck and it took all the self control i had not to push it back and kiss it.

[makesitprecious]

I bet no one would notice if we didn't show up in the cafeteria for lunch one day and went under the bleachers instead.
Just saying

[webdesigned]

at school. seriously.
where anyone could overhear and we could get in a boatload of trouble

do you think we could be quiet enough?

[makesitprecious]

We'd have to make sure we were quiet enough
Which would be part of the fun

[webdesigned]

i mean, if your mother hasn't heard us, then this should be easy

it'll be even easier if you make sure my mouth is occupied. i think we know im the weak link here

[makesitprecious]

I think my mother would be oblivious even if we were doing this right in front of her

Oh, I can make sure of that. If you’re up to the challenge, Parker

[webdesigned]

if that was a dick joke then i am offended. i am up to the challenge even when we're not challenging anything and you know it

but i'm up for it. up for it as we speak, thinking about it

[makesitprecious]

I think I’m offended that you think I would joke about your dick

Let’s say I was there right now with you up for it
What would you like me to do first?

[webdesigned]

because it is such a serious subject?

god, gwen. ( he's not used to them being quite so direct, but, he definitely doesn't dislike it. )

your fingers, first. so i can kiss you.

[makesitprecious]

It’s serious to me

So, if I were to, say, run my hand over the front of your pants, you’d be ok with that?

[webdesigned]

yes, more than okay

and i pull you close so i could kiss you, the kind that makes your lips red after

[makesitprecious]

I think I'd want to suck on your bottom lip a little
I like the way you taste
As I'm rubbing my hand over your pants
But only for a little while before I'm unbuttoning them and tugging the zipper down

[webdesigned]

( who would have figured, Gwen Stacy is about as good at sexting as she is at everything else. he's both surprised and not surprised. )

do you know how much torture it is that i am not with you right now?

i'd press against your hand. and i'd brush at that little piece of skin between your blouse and your tiny tiny skirt, just long enough you'd wonder where i would touch you next

[makesitprecious]

Says the guy who could just swing by my bedroom window within five minutes if he wanted to.

I'm going to stroke every last inch of you at least until I hear you moan my name
You should know that I wouldn't be wearing anything under that tiny skirt