the drunk meme

[bluestanza]

THE DRUNK MEME

1. Drinking Games: You're at that special level of drunkenness where previously unimagined things start to sound like a good idea. You know, like another drink. It's cool, I know this great game that will inevitably end with everyone involved being totally wasted. You play until... shit, what were the rules again?

2. Unsolicited Advice: Oh man, you suddenly know the solutions to all of life's mysteries. All it took to figure it all out was half a pint of whiskey! It's time to tell all your friends how to fix the problems with their personal lives, whether they want you to or not.

3. Drunk Texting: Frankly, you can't IMAGINE why anyone wouldn't want to hear about how drunk you are right now. If only you could remember where the vowels are on this tiny keyboard. Drawing inspiration from TFLN is encouraged.

4. Tell Them How You Really Feel: You lost some of your less important inhibitions three or four drinks ago, and it's time to tell it how it is! Hunt down the person you love, or possibly the person you hate, or even just the person you don't literally just met, and bare your heart to them in a way that you'll almost definitely regret tomorrow morning.

5. Karaoke: Shot through the heart, and you're to blame! You give love... a bad... something...

6. Terrible Ideas: This is going to be so awesome, guys. I've got the skateboard, and I'm handcuffed to Steve... is the camera rolling? And who's lighting the fireworks?

7. Flirting: While all that booze may not have enhanced your charm, it certainly did wonders for your ego! Time to find all the hottest dudes and/or chicks in this place and make them swoon before your gin-powered charisma.

8. On the Streets: What better way to follow up a good bar run than by drunkenly wandering the streets in the middle of the night? There may be loud, embarrassing singing. There may be puking in the gutter. You may be completely lost, and not sure why that police officer is speaking Italian.

9. The Next Day: All that you took with you from last night's adventures was a blur of jumbled, confusing memories, a lampshade with googly eyes drawn on it taped to your head, and a brutal hangover. What exactly happened here? And who's that sleeping next to you?

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beth greene | the walking dead | ota

[littlemissfutility]

[We can do some drunk shenanigans or have sober Beth come across your drunken character. Gen or shipping. Interested in both canon and cross-canon CR, happy to do things in her world, your character's world, or a jamjar!]

martin blackwood | the magnus archives

[corkscrewed]

Wes | Pokemon Colosseum

[shadowsnagger]

[Yes, he is old enough to drink.]

Isaac "Zack" Foster||Angels of Death (OTA)

[bandagedscythe]

stiles | teen wolf

[evildetector]

1

[parrishing]

[ adam's never really had much time for drinking games, but college sort of...drummed them into him, just a little. he's got a healthier appreciation for them, anyway, even if he doesn't often partake. now and then...

[ anyway, he's gotten himself roped into a game called quidditch pong, which involves way too much coordination considering the people who're playing it. none of them are particularly good at it, and when someone bails from adam's team - such as that is - he's nearly resigned to losing. he hates losing.

[ until, of course, stiles is passing by, and adam immediately reaches out to snag him by the sleeve. ] Hey. Busy?

Leo Kershaw | World of Darkness OC

[busybean]

[ info here! ]

Jean-Paul Beaubier/Northstar | X-Men | OTA

[speed_of_snark]

[He's as likely to get into a fight as he is to flirt, really. Possibly both at the same time.]

[blueberry_bamf]

[These two, while drunk, should probably not be allowed in the same room. But here we are. Kurt spots his fellow X-Man and heads over, the grin on his face definitely showing he's just a little drunk.] Jean-Paul! Does anyone ever call you just Jean? Or Paul? Or Paul-Jean? [For the German to be truly drunk, he has to have been drinking steadily for a good while now. Which he has.]

Sara Lance | DCTV

[thecanarylives]

gwen stacy . spider-gwen

[gwennie]

Xiao | Granblue Fantasy

[kemonocuticals]

[ M/M for shipping ]

peter quill . mcu

[pjq]

6?

[dothis]

Light Yagami | Death Note | ota

[kira_wins]

[Why not? He has nothing to hide (while he's suffering temporary magic amnesia and has no idea that he's really a large-scale mass murderer).]

Rogue | xmcu

[gloves]

Brad Crawford | Weiss Kreuz | OTA

[foureyesnosoul]

[Approach for the Rolex and conspicuous displays of wealth or the blood-stained cuffs of an Italian suit, stay for the unsolicited advice about your future (you mundane) and the terrible drinking game ideas (who wants to play Russian roulette against a man who sees the future?) Especially interested in other drunk villains, whatever the medium.]

Jesse Swanson | Pitch Perfect

[acafella]

[ if you're gonna call me out like that ]

donald "duck" teddington / mute

[looked]

hank anderson / detroit: become human

[crags]

Bodhi Rook | Star Wars | OTA

[onlyeverdoubted]

Taako, y'know, from TV? | TAZ | OTA

[elderflowermacarons]

wynonna earp | crazy chick with a gun

[earps]

[ drunk is practically this one's middle name ]

Gilgamesh | Fate/Zero

[dogsitting]

[Only F/Z for now, I'm still working my way through other instalments! Come drink The Good Shit with him.]

[cursing]

I must say, I had high expectations of the Babylonian king, and every single one of them were well met!

[ babylon was written to be this nasty af sexy place in the bible, so jeanne was hype to meet the original heroic spirit and king of all things gold and lovely. this foyer they're lounging in is truly...truly filled with all The Good-Good; drank, dank kush-- e v e r y t h i n g . jeanne alter is pleasantly fucked up by now, if her cackling is any indicator. ]

I can't stop thinking of what a miserable existence that holy maiden has lead until now. Never experiencing pleasure such as this is a sin in itself.

[ AAAAAHAHAHAHA!! ]

the master ❖ doctor who

[saxons]

Curie (Plague Doctor) | Darkest Dungeon

[darkestdoctor]

[Yes, yes, come drink with her! Imbibe these dubious draughts with the good doctor, they're perfectly safe, probably. Any memory loss or unusual behavior is just part of the healing process, maybe. It certainly won't matter when it's all said and done!]

K | Blade Runner 2049 | OTA

[replicant]

[Probably Replicants can get drunk? 👍]

connor | detroit become human

[collaborates]

7 - I've only seen one playthrough of DBH so let me know if I need to change anything!

[luculence]

[Even after the evacuation of most of Detroit, Touma... doesn't. His job security isn't on the line, as it's outside of this city, and as far as he's concerned, Androids claiming a spot for themselves isn't bad. It's been long overdue (and why he has never bothered to purchase one before they awoke to free will.)

[Clearly, he's not the only one thinking so. Or, perhaps, it's simply that a lot of Androids have removed their LEDs. Honestly, he's not all that worried about if the person he's talking to was born with red or blue blood when exposed to oxygen. Still, in this usual haunt of his, he's getting used to seeing fewer faces of those he knew, and more of those he'd simply like to know.

[He nudges his empty glass closer to the bartender, gets a refill, and mid-sip, looks around. It's probably because he's inebriated that one person who looks, perhaps, as if they'd appear prim and proper no matter what they wore, that catches his eye. Nervousness catches in his chest all the same as he realizes that he'd like to approach them (they look male, but, well, gender identity. He doesn't want to assume.)

[He should just start with hello. It's a weird sense of curiosity and physical attraction that grips him, and he chides himself for it.

[Another sip of drink, warm and vibrant on his tongue, even as it's swallowed down. He forces himself up - don't be a coward! - and makes himself approach, drink still in hand. Gods, he can talk to a whole group of coworkers, but not a stranger? Even now?

[It's vexing.

[But the stranger is pleasing to look at, and he hopes that they're pleasing to talk to. Or that they don't mind that other than a few select topics, he doesn't have a huge wealth of knowledge that are common among people his age.

[He's over-thinking.]

Ah, hey there, mind some company?

[He manages a smile, shy though it is. He knows he probably stands out - neck to toe in a gray suit and slacks, black dress shoes, blue tie loosened far more than is professional. He simply didn't have the energy to make the trip home first to change into anything better.]