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rate that ass meme

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- comment with an image of your character's derrière or not
- tag around rating that fine ass 1-10
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[asgardsthunder]

That is hardly what I said.

[But he's not entirely wrong?]

Only that a hammer or lightning bolt would have been...better. If it means anything, your ass is still pleasing to look at.

[muggsy]

Well you're gonna think that would of been better, you're obsessed with hammers an' lightning bolts.

( He's not sulking, you're sulking. )

An' you ain't denied you don't like it. What've you got against dragons, anyway?

[asgardsthunder]

I'm hardly obsessed.

[No, don't, it's not attractive. And Thor's brows are furrowing while his hands go to his hips. They're not about to start over dragons.]

I don't...don't like them. They're fine, hideous beasts, I suppose. What does it matter what I think of them?

[muggsy]

It matters 'cause we're fucking an' I give a shit what you think about me.

( I mean ... they might be about to start over dragons. Honestly, Eggsy doesn't deal well with feeling embarrassed. )

I just thought you'd like it - or at least think it's funny, not tell me I should of - of got a fuckin' hammer instead.

( He folds his arms across his chest. )

Anyway, you don't own me. You got no right to say I should get a tat based on you.

[asgardsthunder]

[Now there's just a smirk softening his features, a finger tapping at his hip while he considers Eggsy a moment.]

It is less what I think of you and more what I think of the tattoo. But yes, you're right, you are not owned, and I was merely suggesting, not telling. Obviously the choice was ultimately yours, and your ass is as undeniable as ever.

[Appealing to other people's egos comes easy to those who enjoy a good ego-stroking themselves.]

[muggsy]

( ... That's a dirty trick, Thor. )

Oi - I'm tryin' to be cross with you.

( Because honestly, it's impossible to stay in a bad mood with Thor when he's laying it on thick. He's just too fucking handsome to intentionally rile into a foul mood. )

Fuck off if you're just gonna be nice to me.

( But he's obviously teasing, because that's definitely a tiny little smile plucking at his lips. )

[asgardsthunder]

[As if Eggsy has any room to talk about dirty tricks. Now that he's spotted that tiny smile, Thor's grows wider, bright as all hell.]

Oh, Eggsy. You're full conflicting intent. One moment you're wanting me to wax poetically about your marked backside, and the next you're upset I have the nerve to be nice. You really should make up your mind.

[muggsy]

Well, yeah. You can't be a dick an' then go all nice just 'cause you feel like it.

( He shrugs, then raises his hands in a gesture of innocence. )

I don't make the rules, babe, I just follow 'em. You gotta commit to bein' an arsehole or bein' a good guy.

( Only yeah, those rules are completely made up and he isn't even trying to hide it. )

[asgardsthunder]

Yes, I'm starting to see your point.

[And after much deliberation, Thor straightens out and sets his shoulders.]

Your tattoo actually really is the most beautiful thing I've laid my eyes on.

[Do his words fall short of sincere? No of course not!]

[muggsy]

( This fucking guy. Have the eye-roll of the century, Thor, followed by a good-natured little shove. )

You're the worst - you know that, yeah?

( Luckily for Thor, Eggsy is smitten to the max. Excuse him while he pops up onto his toes to press a quick kiss to his cheek. )

It's a good thing you're fuckin' hot.

[asgardsthunder]

I could say the same of you and your antics.

[While that kiss does make him feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside, it isn't enough to make him reconsider sticking his finger in Eggsy's ear.

Dry willy surprise for his little spy.]

[muggsy]

But you're not gonna, 'cause you're bein' a good guy.

( Eggsy grins, and he's just about to lean up for another - proper - kiss when Thor sticks his finger in his ear, like the child he obviously still is. A little startled, Eggsy wrinkles his nose and punches him lightly in the arm. )

The fuck was that for?

[asgardsthunder]

[That's a better reaction than he was going for, he laughs heartily as he turns so that his arm takes the brunt of Eggsy's...wrath.]

What, not in a gaming mood?

[Of course he's moving to do it again. Of course.]