bakerstreet | No time like the first time

A Meme of FIRST SMUTS!

Perhaps you're new to the world of smut. Perhaps you're a pro - but just haven't done it all. Or perhaps you've gone through every page of the karma sutra, and added some of your own - and you're ready to start teaching someone else. This meme isn't about your first love, or your first kiss. It's the first time you used a sex toy, got pegged, or even played hide the tentacle.

So!

WHAT DO?

Maybe it's something you've never had the chance to RP. Maybe it's an AU that they've never done it before. Maybe you're just giving someone else their first - I don't really care, it's all up to you. Just set up a comment with your preferences and go on to reply to other people.

1. First Vanilla Sex: Is there anything more pure?

2. First Hand Job: Maybe you're not ready to go all the way. Maybe it's best to start slow.

3. First oral: Okay. Maybe you're ready to go a little faster. As long as you're not actually touching parts to parts.

4. First Anal: Who's idea was this? What happened to going slow!?

5. First Rim Job: Get your mouth in there, and show what sort of pleasures can be earned from the other side.

6. First Tit Fuck: Is there anything better than a pair of titties wrapped around your dick? Only the first time you've ever done it~

7. First Sex Toy: Maybe you bought it, maybe someone bought it for you, but it's time to break in the goodiess.

8. First Same-Sex Intercourse: Is it your first time in general, or have you always stuck to the opposite sex so far? Either way, it's time to break out of your comfort zone and try something new.

9. First Inter-Species Rendezvous: Vampires, werewolves, turtles! Oh my! Maybe you've always stuck to your own kind, in the past, but there's a lot of options out there to choose from. Maybe it's time to play hide the tentacle~

10. Wildcard: Make up your own first!

1. First Time: A little awkward, a little exciting, always memorable. ( Unless you had to get drunk to get up the nerve.)

2. Hey, Can We Try...: You've been together, or at least doing it, for awhile, but one of you wants to try something new.

3. Childhood Sweethearts: You've loved them what seems like forever, ever since you were little.

4. Wedding Night: Have fun, newlyweds! Maybe one of you cut off the sex a couple months ago, just for tonight to be extra special.

5. With Nature: In a forest or a field, how could you not be happy with the sun or moon shining down and the beauty of nature around you?

6. Waking Up: Fluffy, sleepy, giggly morning sex.

7. Protected/Safe: You always feel safe with them. How can you thank them?

Lovingly adapted from the meme of firsts. Hope you enjoy!

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[ probably with Qi’ra, but I never say no to good crosscanon or AU ideas ]

((Here for all the sweet fluffy scenarios. If you're unsure about anything just ask.))

[In general, I'd prefer things to be on the cuter end of things, though I'm all in favour of awkward encounters as well! For extra fun, we can set things in the prison and have "we have to be quiet about this" aspects. Interested in both canon and cross-canon CR, happy to do things in her world, your character's world, or a jamjar!]

Edited 2018-08-02 00:57 (UTC)

( no 4 please! )

Edited 2018-08-02 01:53 (UTC)

[Anything goes!]

(( ota ))

[[Coming from left field, but any interest? Maybe Crow's was approached to teach Noct something for the first time. If not it's totally fine~]]

((Sure! Could easily be a mentor outside of the Guard/Glaives to teach Noct something new. I’m up for it:) ))

[[Cool cool~ I'll write something up then, let me know if it needs fixing up. (also leaving it vague so can decide if crow would know him or not.)]]

Crow has had many requests come his way, usually from across a table at a bar with a deck of cards and a fair bit of coin. Those were his favorite types; a little wobbly on their feet and just looking for some excitement through bleary eyes. Now, those were what he has come to expect in his little nook of the world, and while it wasn't totally out of the realm to say he didn't run into his fair share of better-known-than-drunkards, this next one was topping the cake.

Maybe he had let conversation get a little too rowdy in fairness, but the last thing he expected was to find at the end of it was a question posed in earnest, asking if he really held such experiences and if he'd be willing to teach a thing or two. The abruptness of it sort of left him slack jawed for a moment before he grabbed his wits about him again.]

Sorry, come again? You want me to, [Vague hand wave.] teach you?

“You heard me.”

Noct scowled, looking down at the table. Wasn’t this awkward? It didn’t seem as if this guy knew who he was, and that was what had convinced him to ask. The prince couldn’t ask Gladio or Ignis, they knew him too well. The Glaive or the Guard were not an option either, Noct had to be sure this wouldn’t get out...or back to his dad.

“Yeah, I do. Teach me, if you really did it.”

Well, can't say the kid isn't forward about what he wants.

"You're really serious about this, huh? Must be tryin' to impress a pretty someone with this much boldness at stake." Or the guy was just that repressed. Not that Crow is one to judge what someone wants and how they want it-- just as long as they know it's a two-way street.

"Despite my leanings in your favor, what's my cut in this? Satisfaction doesn't always bring the cat back."

“Well, what do you want? Money’s not a problem, and...well, I know people who can get things if you’re after something else. Intel, jobs with the hunters...”

Seriously, this guy didn’t know who he was? Surely if he did, he’d realise what a goldmine he was sitting on. The Crown Prince of Lucis, making such a request. If nothing else it would make excellent blackmail material or even lots of Gil if he went to the press.

“If you do this, I’ll owe you. Big time. If you needed a favour, I would bail you out.”

Those were some pretty tempting offers, especially when he was only about half-serious about it. Of course there should be a fair exchange of sorts, but that usually came with a successful evening.

As long as one is a good student.

"I-- didn't mean to put you out particularly that far," Crow started with a scratch to the back of his head, but a grin still found its way to his lips. "How about we just say you'll owe me. Why set a price when somethin' more useful might come down the line?" And because now he's curious. "Alright. I got a room here, if you're really wanting this."

“I wouldn’t be asking if I wasn’t. As long as this is just between us. Teach me, then.”

He stood up, eyes flickering about them warily. Most people outside of his small circle knew who he was, but why risk it?

[F/F preferred, and Luna will try anything at least once.]

((Would you maybe like to have Luna paired with a very popular girl from a well-off wizard family? It'd be nice I think to have someone like that unabashedly be her friend/girlfriend.))

[ m/f. she's from a rom com so have at it! ]

[If you're of a mind to get creative...]

Edited 2018-08-03 00:15 (UTC)

No time like the first time

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Noctis | Final Fantasy XV | m/m

ooc

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