sunday texts

[pancaked]

texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old-fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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[danzan]

Hey, Tiny.

You know how to curl?

[mightyneed]

Eh?

Zim knows nothing of this "curl" you speak of, elaborate further!

[danzan]

It's a sport.

There's this round object, a "stone", you push on the floor with a giant stick. You have to get it to stop as close to the centre as you can.

Team with the closest stone to the centre wins.

[mightyneed]

Ha! What a load of Earth garbage - only a hyooman could devise a sport featuring giant sticks and stones wherein the central purpose is not to bludgeon your opponent until they are sad!

[danzan]

Yep.

But the prize is pizza.

[mightyneed]

Ah yes, a vehicle of HUMAN GREASE and BROKEN DREAMS!

Truly a worthy prize - but meaningless in the grand scheme of things! I say that the ANTE needs to be upped for ZIIMMMM to truly care!

[danzan]

OK.

Like how?

[mightyneed]

TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION! CURL WORLD DOMINATION FOR ZIIIIIMMMM!

Hey! Curl-World almost rhymes!

[danzan]

You get an A for rhyming, Tiny.

I can't promise Total World Domination, but Curl World's a pretty big deal in Canada.

[mightyneed]

Curl World, hm? Is this some sort of ALTERNATE EARTH?

[danzan]

[ ...... ]

Yeah. You can say that.

[mightyneed]

EXCELLENT! Then the fate of your race shall rest upon my AMAAAZINNGG CURL SKILLZ, FOOL!

[danzan]

Oh, so you have curl skillz now?

[mightyneed]

OH YEAH! MAD SKILLZ, FILTHBAG!

[danzan]

Gonna prove it?

[mightyneed]

You would be so lucky!

[danzan]

You know you need to play to win.

[mightyneed]

LIE! FILTHY LIES! Zim has already won!

[danzan]

Nah. That's not how games work, Z.