The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

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The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme 2.0

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Note: If someone is uncomfortable and tells you to back off, please do so. If you are uncomfortable, please tell the other mun. If all else fails, just stop tagging.

Please listen to preferences as well.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow | MCU | OTA

[unmakeme]

[[OOC: I'm up for pretty much anything. If there's something you want to play that you think is questionable, PM me and maybe we can work it out.

Natasha is very morally flexible in the right situation and she's used to setting aside her own preferences for a mission. I'm willing to go pretty heavy into the hardcore stuff, but I'd appreciate some OOC discussion first if you want to go anywhere particularly dark.

Also, I prefer prose. I don't mind if someone else wants to tag me in actionspam, but I'll be responding in prose.]]

Sex Club

[moontothetide]

It was the sort of club frequented by rich, bored, jaded socialites. There was a different crop of workers every night, and for a price, you could do nearly anything to them. The sorts of people who sold themselves here needed the money badly enough that they never reported what was done to them, and anyone who did tended to turn up maimed or dead, silenced in the most final of fashions.

One of the workers had gotten in a report before a hitman had found her, though. The sorts of rich, bored socialites who frequented clubs like this tended to have ledgers stained with red of many other shades, or such had been the determination of the U.S. government. Natasha had been sent to infiltrate.

It had gone well, over the course of the last couple of weeks. It had gone so well, in fact, that Natasha had been told tonight that she was in, and the club wanted to celebrate her achievement. And so they'd taken her to this little club for the first time, and told her to have her pick, and do what she liked.

That said, it was obvious enough that this was one last test. Would Natsha take advantage of her newfound power, in a way that appealed? Or would she reveal herself as a spy, an outsider, one who had joined their organization to spy but not to belong?

The feeling of one last test would probably be enhanced, when it quickly turned out that everyone was soon "claimed" except for one girl - blonde, voluptuous, and timid - that apparently hadn't even expected to be here tonight.

River Song | Doctor Who | ota

[hullo_sweetie]

sex drug

[nevermindtherunning]

An intergalactic Masquerade ball? How quaint! The Doctor had thought, and spent his time admiring the extravagant costumes and masks, taking in the conversations and nibbles (his favorite part). However, after some time, he started to feel a bit off and decided it was time to go back to the TARDIS.

What he hadn't expected was to find River Song inside. "H-How did you get in!?" He wouldn't necessarily say perturbed by these random encounters with her, just a bit perplexed, as she often had bad timing (such as the case now).

"I'm sorry, I think I'm a bit pissed. Was at a party..." Which was a lie given he had complete control of his metabolism of alcohol, "Just gonna have a lie down for a bit."

Juliet Starling ♥ Lollipop Chainsaw ♥ ota

[sparklehunting]

(( ooc: just no non-con or characters that look really young and we're cool! ))

Public - School

[model_prisoner]

[Sure, maybe Cody wasn't exactly the best moral example to the students, but you couldn't find a better Social Studies teacher. Granted, his outlook on society was a little...jaded...but he certainly knew his stuff. Being through the system will do that.

He caught her attention during practice, waving to her from near the janitorial closet.]

Yo, Juliet. You busy?

Damara Megido | Homestuck | OTA

[japanese_schoolgirl_troll]

[OOC: Pretty much anything goes except for bathroom play or gore/vore. I have a bit of a female preference but everyone is welcome.

For those in the canon feel free to ask for a bulge/nook combo or any biology you prefer for trolls. I'm flexible when it comes to that.

For those not in the canon or who haven't seen the update yet, she speaks in Japanese straight out of google translator. So Japanese-speaking characters of course can understand her but for everyone else just kind of ask for how you want me to write out her text (translated versus not)]

Public - School

[umadrobin]

[ Japanese schoolgirl troll indeed. Because guess who has her skirt pulled up over her hips and is being bent over a desk in an empty classroom right now? ]

Sherlock Holmes | BBC Sherlock | M/M preferred, will make exception for Molly or Irene

[boffinsherlock]

Ophelia | Brutal Legend | F/M

[ontherazorsedge]

[OOC: No hardcore please.]

Hope Estheim (24!yo) || Final Fantasy XIII-2 || M/F

[bad_supper]

[Up for anything except for anything involving anal, and 4, 5, 10, and 14 under Hardcore.

Please leave an OOC message or send a PM if you're unsure of anything.]

Red X | Teen Titans | m/f

[umadrobin]

[ No bathroom play. ]

Toto Sakigami | Deadman Woinderland | m/f

[togetkilledbyamockingbird]

Casshern // Casserhn Sins // het

[notruined]

Young Neil | Scott Pilgrim | OTA, no non-con/dub-con or incest please

[ijustlivehere]

Loki | MCU (canon point is post-Thor) | prefer women

[tricksy]

[baddriver]

[Rolled Misc: 13. I'm thinking maybe an AU verse where Loki turned Jane to his side via the possession powers of his spear instead of Selvig?]

Jane Foster | MCU | OTA

[astrophysics]

Asellus | SaGa Frontier

[roseinpromenade]

[I'm not all that keen on the roleplay section, but most else is on the table. If you're afraid it'll be a touchy situation, feel free to PM me or something, though. :)]

Cho Takahashi | OC | OTA

[tenuefarfalla]

[[OOC: No Hardcore 1, 4, or 10. No bathroom stuff or snuff. Everything else is pretty fair game.

Cho tends to be sweet, a little shy, and very eager to please. She's not a cruel person, but she's trusting enough to be taken advantage of by cruel people. She loves making people happy. Making you feel good will make her feel good. She could be a virgin, if that's your kink, just let me know.

I prefer prose to actionspam, but I don't care what you want to tag in.]]

Makoto Kino (18, post StarS) | Sailor Moon | Open to All

[denkou]

Yukina | Yu Yu Hakusho | Open to All

[crylittlesister]

[For those who are unfamiliar with the canon, information is here, completely optional NSFW headcanon here]

Bruce Wayne | Batman (Nolan!verse) | open

[hasissues]

[iamironwoman]

[Any prefs for this Mr. Wayne?]

Starfire | Teen Titans | Open to All

[tamaran]

Chi-Chi | Dragon Ball | Open to All

[princessbride]

Hotaru Tomoe (adult) | Sailor Moon | Open to All

[fyreflye]

Rapunzel | Tangled | Open to All

[daydreaming]

Botan | Yu Yu Hakusho | Open to All

[ferries]

Ariel | The Little Mermaid | Open to All

[seacups]

1, 13 because now I'm curious

[leftinbasketforfbi]

[Well, Reid isn't planning on it. He doesn't really plan on things like that--after all, it is up to Ariel to initiate that, since he'll always be too timid to do it by himself.

For the first time in two weeks, he's walking around without a cane. It's nighttime, and he walks down the dock, his gait slow but as healthy as ever. When he comes to the edge, he sits down, starting to talk as he unties his shoes.]

Ariel, it's Spencer. I got my stitches out.

[He's used to talking to thin air in the beginning. She's never too far away around this time at night.]

John Watson | BBC Sherlock | OTA

[mightbeblogging]