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bakerstreet2018-07-25 09:45 pm
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CARDS OF KINK
A RANDOMIZED SMUT PROMPT MEME
A RANDOMIZED SMUT PROMPT MEME
If you've been around the internet very long, you've probably run into games like Cards Against Humanity and Pretend You're Xyzzy before. Cards of Kink works on the same idea, but instead of ridiculous situations and absurd comedy, it's about porn. Time to random up some prompts.
HOW TO PLAY
HOW TO PLAY
- Go to the Cards of Kink site to find the card generator. Feel free to reroll until you get a setup that seems fun to you.
- Copy and paste the contents of the blue and white cards into a comment. Note that some of the kinks that can be generated can get extreme, gross, or nonsensical, and it's totally alright to cut out ones that don't work or don't interest you at all.
- Post that junk. You should probably include the usual character name/series/information you'd put in any other meme, too.
- Look for other people's comments with matchups that interest you, and tag them!

Harley Quinn | DCEU | f/f
a. Master.
b. A butt plug.
c. Anonymous sex.
d. A nipple clip.
2. What am I not used to?
a. Passing out from the hands on my throat.
b. Mutual masturbation.
c. Looking through the peephole.
d. A tight fitting latex body suit.
3. The perfect end to a day?
a. Using a collar and leash.
b. Being forced to obey.
c. Playing doctor.
d. A belt spanking.
3. b
Guess who was the lucky recipient?
Isley had beckoned Harley close, and blew the yellowish pollen over her skin with a sultry motion. Now the blonde would be unable to move unless Ivy ordered it.
"Tell me, how does it feel, Harl?" Ivy asked, idle curiosity in her voice as she licked her painted lips. "Its such a wondrous feeling...being rendered so helpless by my little baby, isn't it?" Ivy glanced longingly at the plant for a bit, before returning all her attention to Harley.
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She bent up close, and when Ivy blew pollen in her face, the effect was immediate. Harley inhaled sharply and stood up straight, blinking her eyes rapidly. Her head felt... hazy, in a good way. Really good. It wasn't even that she was physically incapable of moving, she just didn't want to, not unless Ivy told her. A dreamy smile crossed her face, complete with unfocused eyes as she stood there wobbling gently on her feet.
"Feels real good, Red. Sooo good." Her voice was a little more monotone than usual, but there was some of her trademark exuberance in there still. "It's like I'm floating on a cloud..." Ivy could have told her to run outside and dance naked in traffic and she would have done it. Granted, Harley would have done that without the pollen, but now she was extra happy to do it!
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"To begin, take off your boots. We'll be entering my 'special place' to put you through your paces." Ivy glanced lovingly at a nearby shrub. "And my babies hate it when you trudge through with those sharp heels of yours."
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"You got it, Red." Off they went, tossed haphazardly to the side, leaving Harley in just her mismatched red and blue socks. She wiggled her toes and awaited further orders, whether it was to strip down more or get marching. The rush of following directions was sweet beyond words, she needed more.
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"Then follow me. But carefully." Ivy warned. "I have another surprise I've been putting together with the help of my green little friends."
After that order, Ivy moved into the Greenhouse section of the hideaway, a large section of building covered in plant life of all stripes. Normally, Ivy kept Harley away from that area, but today was different, it seemed.
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"Ready when you are!" she giggled as she stepped at Ivy's heels, "Ooh, a surprise just for me? Ya really shouldn't have, Pammy." What oh what could it be, she wondered, but she knew she'd be finding out soon enough.
Into the Greenhouse! Harley didn't go in there much, only when Ivy told her she had to for a new injection to keep the poison in the place from affecting her or something. Plants didn't do anything for her, so she didn't have much reason to want to go in there, but she was excited as could be to be crossing that threshold today.
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Eventually, Ivy announced her little 'surprise'. "Hm. We're here. Now you get to see the little toy I've been brewing for the past couple of weeks." She purred.
Looking past Ivy as she commanded some foliage to part, Harley could see what looked like a golden pool of earthen clay. All around the pit, giant sweet-smelling flowers were situated. The plants shuttered occasionally, and the contents of their pollen seemed to fall and settle into the pit itself.
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"Lemme see it, I wanna see!" She peeked around Ivy and looked at her surprise, and what she saw left her only wondering more. "Did you set me up a mud bath, Pammy?" she asked aloud while she looked more at it, smelling the sweet perfume coming off those flowers. Try as she might, Harley couldn't figure out that pit's mysteries, but she was sure the answer was on its way.
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"The pollen from those giant lovelies expel a powerful aphrodisiac. They mix with the mud, and turn the clay into a sticky, sensual love-pit that just *kisses* the skin. Hmmmm~." Ivy ran her hands down her green, slender body. It made her purr just thinking about it. "It's the perfect trap, you realize. One you don't wish to escape from. But we needn't take my word for it, now do we?" Ivy suggested, devious.
"Why don't you be a dear and step into it for me? I want to see if my creation is as inescapable as I believe it is." Ivy ordered. The golden substance comprising the pit was sticker than super-glue, and deeper than quicksand.
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Harley wouldn't want to escape from it, she was sure. If Ivy told her she didn't want to, that made it doubly so. The thought of slipping into that pit was already getting her all wet, she couldn't wait to get in there and get filthy with her favorite gal. After a kiss to Ivy's cheek, she let go of her again, stepped on over, and dipped a toe in it the goo. After a little coo from how it made her feel all tingly, she almost stepped in it, but paused.
"Do ya want me to get naked first, Pammy?" It didn't make a difference to Harley, not really, but she thought she'd look pretty hot with sticky mud glistening all over her nude body.
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The adhesive nature of the goo would be obvious to Harley almost immediately; the golden ooze would cling tenaciously to the soft skin of her bare toe, stretching like elastic as she pulled her toe away.
When Harley asked about the rest of her clothes, Ivy simple stated, "Hm. No. Not yet. My little sap pool is quite thick, so they'll be plenty of time for you to discard all your clothing in the future." Ivy decided. "For right now, I want to focus on watching you sink and struggle against my lovely little bottomless sand trap."
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"Heh heh, tickles." Feeling the ooze around her was a pleasant sensation, and she didn't hesitate in stepping further in. Soon enough, she was in up to her knees and struggling to keep moving.
"Stuff's thick, ain't it, Pammy? Might have to... work it a little."
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"Hm. I honestly hope my little concoction does more than 'tickle' you, Harley." Pamela purred, watching said creation swallow up more and more of her blonde companion.
"You know, that stuff is so sticky I wonder if it's possible for you to escape." Ivy mused, bringing a long finger to her full lips. "I mean, it's certainly probable you will. But it won't be easy, I imagine."
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"Definitely not gonna get out easy," she agreed, still sounding quite a bit high. She was up to her thighs now and still trying to move, slow going as it was. "Mmm... kinda tingly now. Making my pussy get all wet. What's gonna happen when I get it in there?"
Only one way to find out. Well, two, Ivy could just tell her, but Harley was more interested in struggling forward and finding out firsthand just how it felt.
Richard Swift | DC Comics | OTA
Ignis Scientia | Final Fantasy XV | M/M
a. Going out with no underwear.
b. Wearing crotchless panties.
c. Having cocks at each end.
d. Consensual nonconsent.
2. What left me satisfied?
a. Gagging.
b. A cumshot.
c. An anal vibrator.
d. A bare bottom spanking.
3. I need this now?
a. Being whipped to submission.
b. Twisting my nipples until my ears curl.
c. A seductive massage.
d. A cock ring.
Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4 | OTA
a. A bare bottom spanking.
b. A Femdom with a strapon.
c. Sensory deprivation.
d. A theater mask.
2. What do the best orgies include?
a. My Sir.
b. A bare bottom spanking.
c. Having hickies all over my body.
d. Sexy lingerie.
3. I need this now?
a. Being whipped to submission.
b. Twisting my nipples until my ears curl.
c. A seductive massage.
d. A cock ring.
Noctis | Final Fantasy XV | m/m
-Sadism
-Masturbation
-Being forced against my will
-An asshole
I need this now?
-Rope burn
-Play rape
-A knot
-An anal vibrator
What gave me an earth shattering orgasm?
- Talkimg dirty
- Having a random hookup
- Sex in public
- Biting
1c + 2b?
However, Ignis loved his Highness, his soul mate, without question and, upon further consideration, decided to try it. If Noctis changed his mind at any moment, Ignis would stop.
That is why, one morning, Ignis prepared himself mentally before tenderly stroking Noctis' cheek, a last moment of adoration between himself and his Majesty, before straddling the young man.]
Noctis.
[The adviser did not further his advancements, waiting until Noctis could react before taking things further. Even if it had been discussed previously, Ignis needed to know his lover still wanted this.]
Yay ^_^
“Ah...w-what do you want with me?”
This Adviser knows you all too well ;)
All for Noct, Ignis told himself. I'm doing this all for Noct.
Remaining firmly straddled on his rudely awakened Highness, Ignis pinned the Lucian son down by the shoulders, securing him and limiting movement.
"My, what do we have here? His Highness, alone..." Ignis took a deep breath, his heart racing at the strength to keep his aggressive persona.
"...and all mine."
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He licked his lips, eyes wide as he stared up at Ignis.
“What are you doing? Get off me!”
The prince made a pretense of struggling. He wanted to see how forceful Iggy would actually get.
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He seized Noctis' wrists, pinning them down over his head against the bed, which allowed Ignis to closen the gap between them, hovering mere inches from his face.
"So rebellious," Ignis growled, all the while watching for signs that the other man was done. "Perhaps you need some discipline pounded into you. You will be wholly submissive by the time I am through."
Another pause before the adviser leaned in to whisper, praying at every moment he wasn't taking things too far. "And even if you are not, well, what's wrong with a little struggling?"
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“N-no...please...”
His pathetic attempts to ‘struggle’ were no match for his lover.
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And moaned.
"Oh, come now. You're hard. You want this too, really."
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Despite his words it was obvious that Noct was aroused, skin flushing and his eyes dilated, lips parting and he squirmed.
“I can’t,,,”
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Because Noctis was his everything.
Permitting one hand to slide up the bottom of Noctis' night shirt, Ignis continued to tease him, hoping he did not take things too far. "Yes, you will. I came for one thing only. You know what that is."
A brief hesitation before Ignis pressed his knee between his lover's legs.
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“Please, no...I’ve never...”
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"I know," Ignis whispered, unable to hide the affection in his voice. Even if this was a fantasy for Noctis, it was impossible for Ignis to subdue the true depths of his adoration for the other man.
Still, he wanted to try and cater to his Highness' needs.
"Meaning I shall be your first, to take you..." Emphasising his point, Ignis permitted his fingers to trail across Noctis' chest, tantalisingly close to a sensitive nipple. "Make you mine. How does that sound?"
gentaro yumeno / hypnosis microphone. ( m/m )
a. Blood
b. A slut.
c. Finger fucking.
d. Taking saucy photos at the grocery store.
2. The best way to wake up?
a. Being sore from rough sex
b. Wearing a rope bra.
c. Begging for cock.
d. A swift kick in the nuts.
3. This makes the adventure?
a. Orgasm control.
b. Being hogtied.
c. Sex in public.
d. A bare handed spanking.
Rey | Star Wars | OTA
a. A virgin.
b. Blood.
c. Rug burn.
d. A red hand print.
2.This is a great idea?
a. Spanking.
b. A knot.
c. Making home movies.
d. A butt plug.
3.Sometimes I like this rough?
a. An orgy.
b. Two fingers in the ass.
c. Sucking on Daddy's cock.
d. Being blindfolded and gangbanged.
Shadusha | OC | F*/F
a. Taking saucy photos at the grocery store.
b. Making you cum on the dance floor.
c. A tongue piercing hitting the right spot.
d. A strapon.
2. This makes the adventure?
a. Showing off my body.
b. Trying out a new toy.
c. Pretending to be strangers.
d. Going out with no underwear.
[ ooc: info and prefs on journal. can use body mods to alter appearance and function, and partner can use whatever pronouns they are most comfortable with. mix-and-match prompts as you like. ]
Anna | Frozen | F/F
A. A piercing.
B. Using a collar and leash.
C. Living out a forced fantasy.
D. Rope burn.
2. What makes me scream?
A. Trying out a new toy.
B. Being gagged with Mistress' panties.
C. A strapon.
D. Rimming.
3. What is a bad idea we should do anyway?
A. Facesitting.
B. A belt spanking.
C. Age play.
D. A cat o’ nine tails.
Amanda Ramirez | nWoD OC | OTA
a. A dildo.
b. A chastity device.
c. Fisting.
d. Wearing a rope bra.
2. I'm cautiously optimistic about this?
a. A boob.
b. Blacking out from so many orgasms.
c. Dressing like a superhero.
d. Getting punished because I am right.