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A year's supply of smutty scenarios

Smutty Scenarios

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.

Please listen to and respect each others preferences.

Thank you.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.
8. Wild Card (Mix and match prompts or bring your own!)

Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Sexswapped - One or both of you is the opposite sex!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

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( need inspo? visualocity & Prompt ideas here and here )

[ Open to pretty much anything. Very much into her being enthusiastic, pretty kink-friendly, yet inexperienced. ]

Edited 2018-07-24 02:23 (UTC)

(Looking for some Ironstrange. Kinky like whoa. 1-5; 7-8)

( ooc: my pref rundown to avoid tl;dr. to sum it all up - open to anybody, the more unconventional the better; i'm especially a fan of crossover with fantasy canons like tolkien, GoT, et al. )

[m/f, surprise me, and, yes, it'll probably be kinky with her powers]

[m/f, aged up to 18+]

[Hardcore, yes please. Public and toys are also cool, and Dirty Talk is amazing. Not really looking for schmoopy and romantic stuff (with an exception if it's also fucked up and/or you're playing Poison Ivy).]

Edited 2018-07-24 10:19 (UTC)

[public or regular]

(Public, regular, also open to any cross-canon.)

[public or regular]

[m/f, f/f. fellow vigilante/superhero types welcome, but not limited to.]

[ Public, Hardcore, Toys all are preferred on their own or mixed up. Prefer Thor to be on the submissive side but open to m/f or m/m. Cross-canon or canonmates are good. ]

[no fail, please.]

Yasuko’s rich friend never failed to surprise her. She’d been invited out to the club, it was new and just opening up today. Invites were exclusive and you had to really know someone to get inside of the place. Yasuko thought Mikhailia was just fortunate to be well connected, but once Yasuko saw people taking orders from her, Yasuko quickly learned the truth.

This is Mikhaila’s club. Yasuko hadn’t even known the woman was opening one, but it’s not like Yasuko tried to dig into her business. It made her feel a bit more comfortable in this place, but still she was somewhat nervous. She’d wore a red dress to this event, though she still wasn’t entirely sure if it was appropriate or not. She’s sitting in the VIP section, a drink in her hand waiting for her bestie to return to her.

She'd had a few sips of the drink and she's feeling pretty good because of it. Not buzzed or anywhere near drunk, but enough to help her feel more relaxed.

Lights of every color decorated the central bar, a plaza on its own, and almost reached the corners of the plush booths that Mikhaila walked past. Her clothes fit the club ambiance, a golden top and tight black mini-skirt.

Hopping from crowd to crowd might seem fun from how she laughed and checked in with potential investors, but she quickly put that on hold. Only the sight of Yasuko wearing such a dress could cause her push up her sunglasses.

Not even a few moments later and she was headed into the VIP section, cordoned off in just the right way to keep nosy wandering eyes from seeing things the shouldn't. Her valued guests deserved that at the very least.

"Yasuko." She greeted with a smile, glad for the very low lightning. Without it she was sure her bosom buddy would notice the kind of physical reaction her appearance caused. "That dress is beautiful, but it's downright stunning with you in it!"

She flicked her finger to order her usual drink.

"I need to take you out more often if this what I'm to be met with." Appreciatively said as she pet a gentle caress on Yasuko's thigh.

Yasuko smiled to her friend warmly when she came over to her. She’d seen her earlier, but opted not to bother her since she looked so busy. The last thing she wanted to do was to cause the grand opening of her club to go badly. Color fills Yasuko’s cheeks a bit when the compliment is given. She’d been the first person to say anything about the way she looked. Though given how timid she could be, no one else was really given the chance.

“T-Thank you. I think you look beautiful too.” Which was an understatement. Mikhaila looked down right hot in what she had n. She always managed to, no matter what she decided to wear on that particular day.

The color doesn’t leave her cheeks once Mikhaila’s hand settles on her thigh. She doesn’t make any movements to try to take it away. “I think I might like that..I wouldn’t have even come to a place like this if you hadn’t invited me.” Mikhaila could always get her to try new things and go to different places with ease. Yasuko was very much appreciative of the type of sway that her friend has over her.

Sweet. That was what the circles she had to be in sorely lacked. Yasuko provided that and quite a lot more. The facade that came with business always dissolved around her and Mikhaila could be her actual self.

"And here I thought you lit up the room before." She said with a lidded wink. That blush didn't go unnoticed; Mikhaila was quite in tune with the realm of physicality. "I am so glad you came. The music, the party, the people! Such a big turn out."

But all of that had been kept at a distance. She reserved this VIP booth for Yasuko. A place to retreat to if she needed personal space.

"I want you to have fun tonight. I know I plan to." Slyness in her tone as she danced her fingertips further on her inner thigh, unconcerned that her drink had just arrived. "With that dress, I don't think either of us will have a problem with that, hm?"

“Well of course it’s got a big turnout. I can’t think of anything that you do that isn’t well planned.” Or anything that doesn’t go off without a hitch. Her friend is smart and savvy. That’s just on full display tonight.

The redness in Yasuko’s cheeks don’t seem to go away at all, especially as those fingers inched further up her thigh. The comment she made didn’t help either. She wasn’t sure if she was misinterpreting what her friend was saying, but it seemed like she might be interested in her? And that thought was making Yasuko start to grow hard, which was a bit more embarrassing. Especially given that they were in a club.

“W-Well…I-I’ve always trusted you. I know you only have my best interest at heart..” So if she has some idea for how Yasuko can have fun, she will definitely be into it.

[Fancy some assumed CR with a wealthy friend for Mikhaila? Name any prompts you like, I'd love to include dirty talk, anal plugs, cock rings, incest roleplay, and possibly fisting.]

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A year's supply of smutty scenarios

kylo ren ( STAR WARS ) ota

mantis | mcu | ota

Stephen Strange/ MCU

belle ❀ beauty and the beast (2017) → ota

Rogue | xmcu

Gwen Stacy | tasm

Harley Quinn | DCEU | f/f

John Connor | Terminator (SCC) | OTA

Patrick | Perks of Being a Walllflower | M/M

Felix | Once Upon A Time | M/M

Draco Malfoy | Harry Potter | M/M

Maxxie Oliver | Skins | M/M

Seg-El | Krypton | M/M

Bart Allen | Smallville | M/M

Reid Garwin | The Covenant | M/M

Liam Dunbar | Teen Wolf | M/M

Desdemona | oc | ota

Arthur Willis | Snow Flower & the Secret Fan | M/F

Cassandra | X-Men OC | f/m

Paul Lahote | Twilight

Mike | OC | M/M

Thad Castle | Blue Mountain State

Alicia Clark | Fear The Walking Dead | F+M

Peter Hale | Teen Wolf | m/m

Sigurd Ragnarsson | Vikings | m/m

Alfred ( Vikings ) OTA

Thor ( MCU ) OTA

Angel Evangelista ( Pose ) m/f

Jean Moreau ( All for the Game - OTA )

Ron Weasley | HP | OTA

Neville Longbottom | HP | OTA

Athelstan ( Vikings ) OTA

Mossi | original | f/f

Mikhaila Ulyanova | OC | Futa/F, Futa/Futa

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