Type dirty to me

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

Tabitha Smith (Meltdown) | Marvel

[boom_queen]

m/f or f/f

Re: Tabitha Smith (Meltdown) | Marvel

[ki2k]

[ooc: so tempting, but I will be a good person and not a troll :) ]

Re: Tabitha Smith (Meltdown) | Marvel

[boom_queen]

[LOL you're more than welcome to troll her. Tabby's very trollable]

Re: Tabitha Smith (Meltdown) | Marvel

[ki2k]

[ILU :D]

Re: Tabitha Smith (Meltdown) | Marvel

[ki2k]

So is this the part where I type something ridiculous like, 'you really get my engine revving' or some such similar nonsense?

Re: Tabitha Smith (Meltdown) | Marvel

[boom_queen]

vroom vroom baby
fill me up with some high octane petrol

[ki2k]

I was right, it is.

Let's see. Oh, I know.

Do you want to ride my pocket rocket?

[boom_queen]

only if it's turbo charged

[ki2k]

Turbo boost is my favorite position.

[boom_queen]

it's too bad you don't have people parts

[ki2k]

Who says I don't?

[boom_queen]

like general motors or something

[ki2k]

Any lingering resemblance I may have to a General Motors product is purely superficial. The automobile has been extensively modified, and due to circumstances beyond my control, I am in fact no longer solely an automobile. So yes, if I choose to, I have as you say, 'people parts'.

[boom_queen]

then why the fuck are you calling yourself a car?
wait. did I call you a car first?
wtf?
why does every conversation lead to me needing to drink?

[ki2k]

Because I am a car. I started out as a car. I'm an AI installed into a car. But now I'm not only a car.

I don't know, are you an alcoholic?

[boom_queen]

are you aware that that's really fucked up?
maybe NOW I AM

[ki2k]

If you think it is, how do you think I feel?

... Buy you a drink?

[boom_queen]

like... a slushie in the Sonic drive thru
or like somewhere else while you're busy being a Transformer?
can Transformers drink?

[ki2k]

That depends. What are you wanting, or possibly, what are you most comfortable with?

I'm not a Transformer. Far from it. I could pass easily as a normal, everyday human. An organic android, if you will. And yes, I could drink if I chose to.

[boom_queen]

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dude let's go do shots

I seriously want them to go out drinking

[ki2k]

Let's.

I'll pick you up. And like I said, I'll buy.

Re: I seriously want them to go out drinking

[boom_queen]

[ooc: I do too! Thread somewhere?]