tfln.

[hanswolo]

you know what to do.

Comments

1.

[sinistral]

And you want me?

[kindacatchy]

Why, you have something to do? Or your arm rusts easily?

[sinistral]

More surprised that I'd be your first choice.

Or is it last resort?

[kindacatchy]

Don't ask questions you don't want answers for, bud.

It's bad for your health.

[sinistral]

Last resort, got it.

Like showering alone is bad for yours?

[kindacatchy]

Alright, think about this... Have you seen Psycho? The shower scene? If I knew a murderer is already standing there then what's the chances of another being there?

I get antsy when I mix energy drink with rum, sue me.

[sinistral]

So I'm now your deterrent against other murderers randomly sneaking in?

You're forever banned from Red Bull.

[kindacatchy]

Not yet, but if you prove to be worthy for the job then yes? Interested?

But then how I'll have energy to drink the rum, think about it Barnes!

[sinistral]

That depends entirely on how much your drunk ass is going to lean on me because you’re “falling” and coincidentally get me all wet.

You’re hopeless.

[kindacatchy]

Questions with unwanted answers? Remember? Or wait, you actually want an answer to that?

That's my charm.

[sinistral]

I’d like to know if I need to bring a change of dry clothes, yes.

""""Charm.""""

[kindacatchy]

A set of dry clothes is always handy in any kind of situation.

You mean ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆Charm.☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆

[sinistral]

It’s going to be one of those nights, I take it?

I really mean ASSHOLE.

[kindacatchy]

You know it will. Now please get here before the other murderer would.

Rude.

[sinistral]

Am I breaking in this time, or coming in the front door?

I’m sure you can come up with any number of colorful nicknames for me in exchange.

[kindacatchy]

FRIDAY will let you in. If you break in then you're officially the other murderer.

Definitely, but why ruin the surprise.

[sinistral]

And we definitely don’t want that. I’m on my way.

I’m sure I’ll be hearing them soon anyway.

[kindacatchy]

Yay.

[sinistral]

Yeah, yeah. So glad you’re excited about your shower murderer.

[kindacatchy]

This must be the only occasion that I am, indeed. Excited to be alive at the end of the day! So relieved.

[sinistral]

You’re so strange.

[kindacatchy]

Also naked.

And alone.

[sinistral]

Is that a hint or am invitation? I never can tell with you.

[kindacatchy]

It's a warning.

[sinistral]

I'll bring you a towel.