If we love each other, it doesn't matter

[if_it_fits]

THE CRACK PAIRING MEME

crack pairing

An unusual relationship of any kind of fandom (i.e. books, television shows, movies, ect.) that is unlikely to happen.

OR

Randomly take two characters… they don’t have to know each other, they don’t have to show ANY signs of a relationship, and hook them together. That is a crack pairing.

We all know them. Fandoms have fostered these little gems of shipping since the early days, and now, they can even be serious contenders in even the most hostile of shipping wars. Maybe they're absolutely ridiculous and only "for the lulz." Perhaps they make perfect sense...if you squint. Whatever the case may be, these so-called "crack" pairings are not canon and they're nowhere near as popular in fandom as the big fanon pairings.

Most of the time.

Of course, it's important to note that a lot of the time in RP, pairings are always crack pairings. Especially crossover ships, which canon purists would deride purely for being impossible. Still, in memes, that's less likely to happen because people either stick with canon ships, fanon ships, or close CR because of the lack of opportunities for development that games offer.

Not here. This meme is for ALL your ridiculousness, all your high school fangirl dreams, and just plain not being sorry for your ships. Think these characters would be cute together? Go for it. That character have adorable icons and that all you know about them? Ship it, by all means. Here, the reasons come after the desire.

RULES
- Comment with your character and preferences. If you want, you can include a one sentence or so blurb about your character. But blank comments are fine.
- Tag to others.
- RNG for prompts. Prompts cannibalized from random memes.

Sweet
1. Can't deny it - you've tried to run from your feelings for so long and you can't do it anymore. It's time that you show the object of your affection exactly how you feel. Hopefully you don't lose everything in the process!
2. First time - it's your first time making love together. Is it awkward? Do you go all out or is it spur of the moment?
3. Accidental - you didn't actually mean to confess or kiss. They overheard you or it was an accidental kiss. Maybe you were just really drunk and let it slip!
4. Close as can be - you just want to make love and you've found a spot where it's just you and your partner, however you want it to be.
5. Happily ever after - somehow, you've made it work and you're both happy together, even if it meant you had to run away together.
6. Appreciation - show appreciation for your lover! With words, a look, or whatever your choice way to display affection is!
7. Cuddling - nothing wrong with a day of cuddling...
8. Vacation - you're on a vacation! Wherever you want to be. Road trip, amusement park, Grand Canyon, etc.
9. Family - you're visiting family! Maybe they find out about your relationship, maybe they already know, or however you want to play it out! Maybe you've got news you're starting a family by getting pregnant, adopting, or even getting a new pet.
10. Acceptance - someone who disapproved of your relationship before suddenly approves. How's that feel to you and your lover?
11. Surprise - you've planned a surprise! What is it?
12. Date - first date, second date, hundredth date, etc. What are you doing for it?
13. Reunited → it's been awhile since you've seen each other and nothing can ruin this moment.
14. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Angst
1. Conflict - you've just had a fight with your lover over your relationship or how you handle it. Can you find it in yourselves to forgive each other?
2. Cheated - your lover has cheated on you and you need to confront them about their reasons why and if you can work it out.
3. Found out - you've been found out by someone close to you and they're less than thrilled with your relationship.
4. Disgust - though they play along with it, they're secretly disgusted by the relationship they have with you and it finally comes out into the light.
5. Guilt - one of you is feeling guilty over your relationship, knowing it can never be truly normal or more than a secret.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Comfort
1. Soothing touch - what better way to sooth your lover than to make love to them and show them that no matter what other people say, you're not going anywhere.
2. Fight for you - whoever has found out about your relationship is trying to hurt your lover and you're not going to let them.
3. Won't let you go - you need your lover to realize that you won't let them go, no matter what.
4. Back together - you broke up for a bit, but whatever it is between you two, you can't stay apart.
5. Injured - your lover was injured because of your relationship and it's time to patch them up.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Twisted
1. Forced - you know your partner isn't interested in you like this, but you keep them going along with the relationship no matter what. Coercion, blackmail, whatever it takes.
2. Won't take no - their lips might say no, but you're not listening.
3. Control - you've given them some kind of potion to get your love interest to love you in return and they have to do whatever you say.
4. Recorded - you're not really interested in this forbidden love affair, but you must do it or you'll face some tough consequences.
5. Insult - you're cornered by those who disapprove of your relationship, hearing how filthy you are.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Sexy
1. Rough - you want it rough and hard tonight. Bites, scratches, bruises, etc.
2. Toys - you want to try some props tonight... toys or fuzzy handcuffs.
3. Bondage - more extreme. You're tied up, used, forced to orgasm, whatever.
4. Make up - make up sex is the best sex.
5. Public - you're feeling a little wild so why not a blowjob under the tablecloth in a restaurant or sex in the car?
6. Interrupted - oh yes, oh yes, oh--who the hell is that watching us?!
7. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Ending
1. Left alone - you woke up to your lover trying to slip away in the night because of the strain of the relationship. Do you let them go or try and fight for it?
2. Torn apart - others are keeping you apart after they found out about your relationship, giving you only minimal contact. What do you do?
3. Ending fight - the argument has turned dirty and ends with one of you storming out.
4. Parting ways - both of you have decided to part ways. It's just so much easier.
5. Always love you - though you'll always love each other, maybe it's time the relationship goes back to being strictly platonic. It would be easier... or maybe that's just how one of you feels.
6. Other - is there another scene you'd like to play out? Want to combine something? Do it here!

Comments

Penelope Garcia l Criminal Minds

[bauoracle]

[M/F and can drop her into most modern cop/crime fandoms.]

megan jones ✨puffs, or seven increasingly eventful years at a certain school of magic and magic

[omwg]

( m/f and f/f are both cool! character/canon info are in profile. super down for your character at hogwarts, aging 'em up or not, or modernizing megan. bring it! )

ya girl ▴ pocahontas ( 1995 )

[wingapo]

( ota, au her into your canon, gimme a jamjar-esque setting, whatevs! )

Rapunzel | Tangled (movie) | ota

[foundanewdream]

[[ooc; More so Sweet or Comfort than the others!]]

Finn | Star Wars (definitely TFA, possibly light TLJ)

[misplacesfriends]

Hades | Olympos/Olimpos | Open

[haides]

helga pataki ♡ hey arnold! ♡ ota

[criminy]

jane porter ☂ tarzan ☂ ota

[stolenboot]

Maria DeLuca | Roswell

[jettamaster]

Keith / Voltron Legendary Defender / OTA

[blazingsword]

[Giant robot pilot and technically half alien, can port him into any other setting too if desired.]

Loki | MCU | OTA

[mischiefandice]

[The crackier, the better!]

Umino Iruka || Naruto || M/M

[umino_sensei]

[Please fluster him.]

Loki Laufeyson ; Marvel ; OTA

[andsimilar]

montgomery scott | star trek nu | m/f

[montgomeryscotty]

Re: montgomery scott | star trek nu | m/f

[radical_hacker]

[Radical Edward? She's now in her 20s in this version and post anime.]

Alfred ( Vikings ) OTA

[devilsandangels]

Simon Reese | The Black Tapes Podcast

[interconnectedness]

Athelstan ( Vikings ) OTA

[pietistic]

Sigurd Ragnarsson | Vikings | m/m

[snakeintheeye]

Rocket | MCU

[triangleface]

[ PG, etc. ]

luke skywalker | star wars | m/f

[lastofthejedi]

Phoebe Halliwell | Charmed | M/F for shipping

[kungfuwitch]

[likesfondue]

It had been an attempt at time travel. As smart and as powerful as Howard thought that he was, and he had the ego to back it up, he didn't think this one would work so easily and so quickly. He thought that there would be trials, mistakes.

He didn't expect to suddenly wake up in the future. Suddenly, a man fell from the sky and landed in the back yard of the Halliwell house. His eyes flew open and he jumped up to his feet, looking around to see where he was. His hands flew out in front of him, head turning to the side as he took in his surroundings.

He wasn't sure if he should run or try to pretend like he was lost. He was in unknown territory. And that scared him.

[kungfuwitch]

Phoebe had been relaxing in the conservatory with a book when she heard the crash. She yelped in surprise, immediately going on alert. She leaped out of her seat, tossing her book aside and racing to the door. It'd be her freaking luck if a demon decided to attack on her day off.

What she did NOT expect was a very confused looking, very handsome man in her back yard. "Um... hello?"

[likesfondue]

"Well, hello doll." Reaching down, Howard brushed off his trousers and looked up at her. One hand moved up to smooth down his hair. He could tell from what she was wearing that he wasn't in the forties anymore, but where he was would be anyone's guess.

His lips curled up in a smirk as he slowly, hesitantly took steps towards her. "The name's Howard. Howard Carter," he said softly. He didn't use his real name in case he found out he was in a HYDRA house. "I'm a bit lost. Where am I? I must have taken a really good knock to the head."

[kungfuwitch]

She blushed a little, despite herself, "Doll?" It was a little reminiscent of Drake. That thought both made her smile and feel a little melancholy. "You're not from around these parts, I'm guessing."

She smiled, holding out a hand, "I'm Phoebe Halliwell. And, uh, this is my back yard. Why don't you come inside and we can figure out what's going on." She gestured to the open back door leading inside.

[likesfondue]

"What gave it away, Phoebe." He moved up closer to her, reaching out to take her hand and give it a gentle shake. He nodded his head, glancing around her back yard before turning to look up at her house." "Doll. You know? Doll. Dame. Uh... Lady."

He nodded his head in agreement and followed her into her house. "Nice estate," he murmured. She wasn't that bad to look at either. He grinned a little wider, shoving his hands in his pockets as he took a look around. He tried to get a feel of when and where he was without really asking or giving himself away.