BARFIGHT!!!

[socktasm]

THE BAR FIGHT MEME



HOW TO PLAY
1) Post a blank comment with your character, or post with your preferences
2) Reply to others by rolling the RNG between 1-10 to pick a prompt, or just grab one you want.
3) Are you two the ones fighting? Are you teamed up? Or are you just a bystander? Decide!
4) Have fun and don’t cause too much collateral damage.

PROMPTS
1) RAGING DRUNK WHO’S THAT ASSHOLE STARING AT ME? I’M-I’M, GUYS I’M GONNA FIH...I’M GONNA FIGHT HIM. I’M GONNa...GUYS BACK ME UP. GUYS

2) RELUCTANT All you wanted is a quiet drink alone or a nice night with your friends. You really didn’t mean to knock that person’s drink over. Now they wanna go and you just wanna go home.

3) DISRESPECT Someone’s been talking shit about someone, and you’ve got some honor to defend or a score to settle.

4) START SOME SHIT Literally the only reason you’re out tonight is to fuck shit up.

5) YOU ASSHOLE You've hustled someone at pool, or said some rude things pretty loud, or hit on someone too aggressively. Doesn't matter, you’ve been a jerk and now karma’s gonna kick your ass.

6) BLOODBATH You didn’t start the fight. You have no idea who started the fight. But now everyone’s fighting and it’s throw a punch or cower behind the bar time.

7) VENDETTA You’ve got history with this person and now they’re here in the bar with you. It doesn’t matter if they’ve actually done anything to you tonight, you’re still gonna brawl.

8) NOT MY CIRCUS Someone else actually tarted some shit. The shit his happening in your general vicinity and is threatening to get you into it like some kind of booze fuled blood katamari. You getting involved?

8) WILD Go nuts

Comments

Bucky Barnes | MCU

[freightcars]

Tabby Smith (Meltdown) | Marvel

[boom_queen]

hahahaha. yes.

Boom Boom!

[mutant_messiah]

Tag team...team-up?

Re: Boom Boom!

[boom_queen]

Yes! Do you have a preference for them knowing each other beforehand (or knowing OF each other beforehand) or just meeting in the middle of a little ass kicking?

[mutant_messiah]

Hmm...how bout knowing of AND just meeting?

[boom_queen]

Love it! Lemme gather my thoughts and get a starter going:D

joan dority | oc | ota.

[poleaxed]

midnighter | dc (rebirth) | ota.

[thingpuncher]

shuos jedao | machineries of empire | ota.

[hellspin]

3

[thatdarnreporter]

Lois' default state during garden parties is Annoyed. She hates them. She hates that she's here to write another cutsey puff piece about who was wearing what, who ate what and if anybody happened to die. She hates that she knows she's here because her father, the well decorated and high ranking Kel General, had exerted his not inconsiderable influence to keep her away from stories that he considers "too dangerous for an untrained civilian."

More like someone who was an actual journalist who wanted to report the truth of what was happening out in their so called empire.

Tonight, Lois is especially Annoyed. It's a dinner party or some such, with an open bar which would have done quite a lot to soften her temper if this looming, leering idiot of a Kel Commander wasn't leaning into her personal space and peppering her with various war stories and dull gossip. Lois has been aggressively ignoring him for most of the night, but.

There is a line.

And as usual it seems to be the invoking of her father's name. She doesn't really know for what, an unsavory implication about her and her continued existence as public scandal rather than dead heretic seemed to be his recent train of thought.

Which was, Lois felt, as good a reason as any to punch the man right in the nose. She is willing to grant that tackling him with an furious yowl was a little over the top, but it still felt good.

[hellspin]

It's one of his commanders, is the thing.

Lois Lane was a known quantity. He'd read her work, and found her of passing interest through the years, never trying to keep up with her career, but noticing her fits and starts. Write one serious article condemning tragedy or exposing corruption. Write twenty fluff pieces about Andan dog breeding. A tragedy, really; she had real talent. A tragedy that it'd get her killed.

But she attacks his commander. So he splashes the whiskey he was drinking into his face (a shame, really; it was an excellent vintage) and laughs at it. "Kel Yosheu, really? Getting into a fight with a civilian?"

It deflates him quickly enough, though who knows what will stop Lois Lane.

Maria Hill :: MCU

[standardprocedure]

[Probably started with her throat-punching some jackwad who wouldn't take no for an answer.]

blackwall / dragon age: inquisition

[forsook]

rosalie massey (shorty) | oc

[threecard]

[ her bio is still a work in progress, but tldr she's a con artist who's recently found out she can actually do magic. ]

Nishinoya Yuu (Haikyu!!)

[tenka_muteki]

Kylo Ren/Brianna Solo • r63!Star Wars • ota

[umbraeternam]

[ Mostly here for a conflicted!Kylo just trying to drink away her angst in peace until [insert prompt here] happens, or a redeemed!Brianna dragged along for a night out with others in the Resistance. Open to any and all prompts, canon or cross. ]

Neema Okonkwo | WoD OC (were-panther)

[aabhaya]

76 | overwatch

[mylawn]

[kahunanu]

[Malie City has a lot of things, right; fancy gardens, malasada shop, a really amazing sushi place, wormholes in the sky and the usual other haunts you'd find at any city. There'a bar tucked away in the back corner of the city. Nanu frequents it, mostly because the Skulls semi-frequent it when they can scrounge up enough money to spend it irresponsibly or when they figured out a brand new way to make a fake ID look even more fake. Usually this is a problem that naturally sorts itself out, and Nanu comes pretty much just to have a beer and watch. Tonight there's three grunts and, bless her heart, a peppy redhead working the bar on what is clearly her first night. New hire. Blood in the water to the grunts, just as much as any tourists or visitors that give them so much as two seconds of attention. Or blatantly refuse to. Three grunts are bundled around the far edge of the bar; the taller guy is trying to convince the redhead to bring another beer while a young woman and a shorter more stout grunt take it upon themselves to harass a clearly-out-of-town guy.]

Team Skull's runnin' this bar, say wow! We're drinkin' all night, can't stop us now!

[They're waving their hands at him right in his face as they rap, like how Skulls do. The bartender, really bless her heart, is looking to the mysterious out of town stranger for help.]

'Cept this old dude's totally ruining out vibe, so get out now or pain's what we'll prescribe!

[mylawn]

[The old dude at the bar is currently doing his level best to ignore who are truly young punks. On some level, he understands that they are most certainly up in his face because he’s a stranger in this town, but that doesn’t mean he’s going to tolerate it for much longer. The only thing keeping him from acting is not wanting to be the one to start it, said like this harassment isn’t provocation enough.

For now, he sits there expressionless, at least until they threaten actual violence. 76 doesn’t particularly care if they try to go after him, but he’s fairly sure that the other bar patrons, bartender included, are going to get caught up in the crossfire.

He should probably try to prevent that, if possible.]

You’re making a mistake.

[That’s about the only warning they’ll get.]

[kahunanu]

Hey, haven't you heard? We're Team Skull and we run this joint. [The kids continue to push though it's clear there's something in their eyes that not fully committed to their words. All bark and no bite, or so most of them are. If they're going to seriously pick a fight with him they'll throw down their Pokemon, Nanu knows that much. If he had to place money he'd bet on the stranger having at least one Pokemon that could put them in their place, just by virtue of having age, time, and experience over them.

Nanu continues to nurse his drink quietly, though his red eyes never leave the scene. Specifically the third kid who's had some drinks in him already, enough that his inhibitions are lowered and he's ready to do something stupid now that the pretty redhead at the bar isn't giving him what he wants. his frustration is palpable, even halfway across the bar, and he decides to direct it all at the old dude. If he wasn't here he'd probably maybe totally be enjoying another drink by now...!]

Are you deaf old man?! You're cramping our style!

[He declares this with a rough shove of 76's shoulders, enough force and intention to try and shove him entirely off his stool.]

Thor Odinson | MCU | for noble_captain and asgard_trickster

[lostmyhammer]

It's been a long few days, what with the events surrounding the destruction of Asgard and the Asgardians' flight to Midgard, and then having to explain the whole thing over and over again, until finally word had gotten to Fury, and he'd sent a couple of the Avengers to help out. Rogers and Natasha, for some reason, but at least maybe Natasha can get Banner back from the Hulk. She's got a better chance than the others, at least.

Rogers had decided that he could help out by introducing a few of the Asgardianns to Earth hospitality. The only two of them who have been here before are Thor and Loki, and they hadn't exactly been tourists. Given the lateness of the hour, Steve had suggested a bar, so here they are, with a handful of adults. Heimdall stayed behind with the rest of the Asgardians, and Valkyrie's around here somewhere; Thor hadn't been able to keep her from coming to a place that serves drinks.

"Barkeep!" Thor says, approaching the bar. Steve and Natasha had brought along some clothes that would fit him, so thankfully he's not in his Asgardian armor and cape. He'll be less conspicuous that way. "Three of your finest mead." Of course since he's not on Asgard anymore, he'll have to settle for beer.

He sets the three glasses o, the table occupied by Steve and Loki. "See, brother," he says as he sits, clapping his hand on Loki's shoulder. "I told you it would be fine. No one has even noticed you."

[asgard_trickster]

Loki needs no loaned clothing; he used magic to make his own clothing seem like Earth clothing.

He looks rueful at the clap on the back.

"Perhaps you should keep drawing attention to me, then," he suggests sarcastically. "That should do the trick."

[noblecaptain]

Steve laughed, taking one of the glasses from Thor and sipping at it. "I think if anything, they're going to look at your female friend." He raised his glass and gently tapped Thor's glass with it, then looked over to Loki.

He tried to smile at the Asgardian. He didn't really look like he wanted to be here. Steve didn't mind Loki being here. In fact, he was trying very hard to give Loki a second chance. Thor had told stories of Loki's valor and how he helped save Asgard. If Thor could give him a second chance, couldn't they all?

"How about we don't draw attention to anyone and just enjoy our drinks?"

[lostmyhammer]

Thor ignores Loki's complaint. It's not like he's being that loud, and no one has spared a glance in their direction, so clearly Loki's just being dramatic again.

Thor glances over at where Valkyrie is seated, apparently already in the middle of a drinking contest. "She does draw attention to herself, doesn't she."

Enjoying his drink is exactly why he's here. He sips at it while taking a long glance around the room. "No one's even looking at us."