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Li ([personal profile] darjeeling) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-10-17 06:03 pm

The Telephone Meme



{ ring, ring, ring! }


• Post with your character name/fandom/option prefs.
• If you want, include what your character's doing as they're getting the call.
• Use RNG, once to pick the type of call and again for the method.
• Or make up your own scenarios because anything goes.


i. MISDIAL

1 – Confession: You've finally managed to summon the courage to say what you've been meaning to say after all this time. You blurt it out right away! There, doesn't that feel better? It should. Except, you've dialed the wrong number. Oops.

2 – LTNS! (Long Time No See): Seems the person you originally wanted to talk to has changed their number. So who the hell are you talking to now?

3 – Phone Sex: You wanted to reach out and touch someone (if you know what I mean). Your finger slipped, you picked the wrong number from the address book, or the number you had was wrong all along. Well, whatever happened, in your zeal to get some phone sex, you dialed the wrong number. What do?

4 – Voice Mail: You've left a voice mail message on the wrong number. Probably left some very embarrassing or personal details, too. Or maybe you gave an address and arranged to meet somewhere.

5 – How you doin'?: You wanna talk! Doesn't matter if you have no idea who this complete stranger on the other line is. They'll suffice!

ii. DRUNK DIAL

1 – Confession: Alcohol is often called liquid courage for a reason. And for this confession, you needed it... and you drank too much of it, so your confession's going to have a bit of a spin to it. At least you won't remember it in the morning?

2 – Phone Sex: You're uninhibited, you're horny, and you've got a phone. Let's do this...?

3 – Voice Mail: Pat O'Brien's got nothing on this. You've left someone a drunken voice mail message. Who knows what you said. Hope you're ready for the call back!

4 – Bored: A bored drunk seems like an oxymoron, but it's possible!

5 – Text Message: Nope, no conversation here. Just some good ol' text messages. Have fun deciphering the code. Maybe AutoCorrect'll help?

iii. DESPERATE DIAL

1 – Confession: You're in the middle of something (life or death, en route to getting on a plane, whatever), or maybe you feel like this is your last chance to ever tell this person anything! So get to it!

2 – LTNS! (Long Time No See): Something has happened and you suddenly need to get back in touch with this person from your past right away!

3 – Phone Sex: You. Sex. Now.

4 – Voice Mail: Oh my--! Please call me back!

5 – Jail: Um. Well. You got busted and you're using your only phone call. Do you ask for bail? Get a lecture? Get a lawyer? Plan an escape?

iv. ROMANTIC DIAL

1 – Confession: No drugs or alcohol, no extenuating circumstances, nothing. You are going to tell this person how you feel. No matter what.

2 – LTNS! (Long Time No See): This person's someone you admired for a long time. Or maybe an old flame or someone you've only known through the internet. Any way you dice it, it's been a while. So let's catch up, mm?

3 – Phone Sex: No pretenses here. You both know what this is about. So! What are you wearing?

4 – Voice Mail: A darling and sweet voice mail is left for your love. Hopefully, they'll call back!

5 – Bored: I just wanna hear your voice. ♥

v. PRANK DIAL

1 – Confession: A fake confessional. How cruel can you get?

2 – LTNS...?: Someone from your past is going to get a prank call. Hopefully, they won't recognize your voice!

3 – Phone Sex: A slumber party prank taken to the next level? A cruel, sick joke? Or are you just over-exaggerating everything to amuse yourself?

4 – Voice Mail: Be creative enough, and they just might call you back!

5 – Random: You randomly called this person. Why? Whatever reason is up to you!

( taken from memebells@lj )

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prank phone sex omg

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[ Some would call it manipulative to use sex appeal against a guy who likes you, one that you would never actually date.

Sleep with, mm... undecided. Either way, she had Bolin's full attention when he picked up. ]
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[There's the soft flow of Bach in the background.]

Look, I understand that you're angry with us, but really, twenty years is plenty of time to get over it. I'm at the Paris mansion and you should stop by. None of the brothers are here. It'd just be you and me. I have a new thing I want to try.
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[Het for any phonesex.]

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Jarvis test... Jarvis text... oh, already said that? Do you know where my pants are?

[the following is sent immediately after from same phone number]

Apologies for Mr. Stark's behavior. If he said anything rude or offensive, please contact Pepper Potts at 555-xxxx.

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[On Pepper's voicemail]

*beep* ...um, hey...this is Bruce. [sheepish] Sorry, this was the only number in the pay phone book and I didn't have a phone because...well, you probably already know why and because. [long sigh] I'm not entirely sure what happened but it probably wasn't good. Long story short, I... [just say it Bruce] ...I could use some help. [he gives the pay phone number and hangs up]

*end message*
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So, everyone in the pack has a perfect ass. Is this a thing that comes with the superpowers, or just a creepy personal choice for pack members?
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iv-1 -- when a flirt meets a flirt...?

[personal profile] pervertedhealer 2012-10-18 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
*Her hands shook as she stared at the phone in her hands. It was a deceptive device, in a way. It connected people without fully connecting them.

*And what she wanted to say kept tumbling over and over in her head and in her heart. Say it this way or that way. Would he accept? Decline?

*She'd never been so helpless before her own emotions. Not like this before. She was supposed to be a vessel of her god: an object to be used and then possibly buried once her death came. An object used to benefit mankind until its power was used up.

*She'd likely die long before anyone her own age did.

*She wasn't supposed to let herself fall in love. Wasn't supposed to let herself feel desires as deeply as she did. Her emotions sat within a ball of adrenaline and despair.

*Her fingers shook as she dialed Edgar's number. Could she do this?

*...Could she do this to him?

*Could she utter it all aloud over the phone, or...?*

...Please don't pick up.... Pick up....*Her words were whispered as the phone rang.*

{Let me know if this doesn't work? I'll happily change anything necessary or rewrite from scratch. Or delete, if that's your preference. Matilda here has info in her journal, but the short of it is that she's a healer/medicine maker with a perversion streak a mile and a half wide... or bigger. Among other things. It gets long.}}

this can only end good

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is okay! <3

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XD lmaodflksl thank you!

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c:

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\o/

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Hey, hermano, I got the goods. Five watermelons, the fire crackers, and the "extra surprise". I'll see you in front of KF's house in five minutes.

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^^ It's okay.

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(( hopefully her cheap cell phone doesn't catch on fire during it :| ))
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random text :D

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so is there actually a reliable way to get blood stains out of mattresses?

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[OOC: Info post.]
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[BEEEEEP---]

Hey Ruby, it's August. I'm going to be avoiding Granny's for the next few days, for obvious reasons. Maybe if I lock myself in my room she won't break it down and kick me out for being a disturbance to the peace. Anyway I had a lot of fun last night, and you left some stuff that you should probably come get back. Lipstick, some hair pins, and your underwear. Definitely not sure if that was on purpose or not but you should come get it anyway.

I'll be around, writing, being as generally mysterious as you think I've been. Yesterday was fun, keep working on everything we talked about, and yeah, I think that's it. See you later.

[--click--]

please do.

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[this apple iphone is obviously of dark magic origin!

het for any sexy or fluff options.]
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Nothing like this on Ass guard is there?

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(no sex on public meme, PM account if you'd like to do one of the sex prompts)

iii 5 (but since drunk=funny we are adding in drunkeness)

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::Ring. Ring. Ring.

The display shows that Germany is being called from... a police station? What?

Answer: Y/N?
::

totes srsly :P

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[No phone sex.]
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