Artistic dick pics are okay

[justformemes]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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Lucas Roarke | OC Shapeshifter | M/F*

[theriomorphism]

[OTA for mistexts.]

[withgrieving]

I'm curious. Does everything change proportionally when you transform?

Damon Salvatore | The Vampire Diaries | OTA

[withbite]

[Open to cast and crosscanon. Prefer to play circa 4x02. No Delena/Datherine/Defan.]

[sametemperature]

[ a picture message cropped from her bottom lip, red with the human blood that also paints her chin and jaw, drenches her neck and spills over her chest, the cleavage nestled in a now stained bra. ]

I made a mess.

Keith Kogane | VLD | m/m

[pilotingred]

Kozume Kenma | Haikyuu!!

[dontinteract]

Ryo Asuka | Devilman Crybaby

[blondambitions]

Joseph Kavinsky / The Raven Cycle

[fucking_kavinsky]

Andrew Minyard | All For The Game

[mtherfcknmonster]

Samus Aran | Metroid (Prime) | OTA

[zerosuitsamus]

Oikawa Toru | Haikyuu | m/m

[serveup]

mion sonozaki | higurashi no naku koro ni | m/f

[penalizing]

Isabel Evans | Roswell

[thechristmasnazi]

Margo Hanson | The Magicians

[ibiza]

Charles Macaulay | The Secret History

[allegorie]

Cain | Starfighter

[fightflight]

... sorry? lol

[dracoinspace]

[Phobos needs Abel alone to break the news about Project Thebes. Which means he needs to make sure that Cain is nowhere near their quarters when the other navigator returns from his shift.]

Hey, baby [What does Abel call Cain anyway? Probably not something he'd ever want to know.] I'm so horny I'm touching myself in the Reliant thinking about you.

[Seems enough for an opening salvo. So he signs...] -Abel

Katsuki Bakugou | BNHA | M/M | misfires welcome!

[superchill]

Akira Fudo | Devilman Crybaby

[yourecryingtoo]

the biggest hecking misfire im so sorry.

[mikilomorphae]

Fuck, Miki, I can't stop thinking about eating you out after practice.
Why don't you just ditch Akira and meet me in the locker room.

Shiro | VLD | M/M

[pilotingblack]

Camilla | Fire Emblem: Fates | F/M

[anything_for_brother]

natasha romanoff — mcu.

[fsb]

hope this is ok.

[rager]

Hi

elle bishop ϟ heroes

[fulguration]

[feellikeshowingoff]

A little birdie told me you're being a naughty girl.

John Luther | Luther

[tofall]

[Feel free to. Could be mistext or legit.]

Rinoa Heartilly | Final Fantasy VIII | f/m

[angeliquerebel]

[ ota misfires ]

clarke griffin | the 100

[colonists]

laura moon ( american gods )

[deathlies]

Han Solo l Star Wars

[simplysolo]

[OTA]