WHOOPS

[dousing]

FAIL SMUT MEME It's time for everyone's worst nightmare. You're about to make the hanky panky with your boo but the unthinkable happens: y'all screw up. Like, you screw too I guess, but mostly you screw up. One of you gets hurt, you get stuck in your clothes, an interloper appears... Basically, no matter what you do, you can't get it on.

• BUT WHO WAS PHONE You're doing your best to spend some quality time together but something (or someone) keeps interrupting you. Someone has come to visit. Someone keeps calling you. A pet decides that right now is the perfect time for cuddles. • THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS You fell off the bed. Or hit your head. Or you've been trying out something kinky and found out you can't handle pain so that paddle hurts. Hope you don't have too bad an injury, pal. • I SWEAR THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE Whether this is an all-the-time problem or you just gave yourself a case of whiskey dick, you can't get in the mood. This goes for persons with bajingos as well - maybe you're just not feeling it no matter how hard you try. Maybe try again tomorrow? • SPANISH FLEA PLAYS IN THE BG Your friendly 'wow, what?' option. Call out the wrong name? Can't stop bickering and ruin the mood? The bed broke? You can't get your shirt off? Your underwire stabbed you in the boob? Someone called the cops? (In that case, we ARE the cops.) As always, these are just suggestions. Make up anything you want, as long as you're having fun!

Comments

Kiyoshi, Teppei | Kuroko no Basuke

[enjoytheview]

[ Sudden knee spasm? Overly enthusiastic accident? Stopping to take a call from his grandparents? Failure to read the atmosphere? Air headed commentary? He's made for all kinds of this. ]

Wrench | Watch Dogs 2 | Ota

[smashit]

[Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. The more awkward the better.]

[prettydolly]

[He... he's chasing him. Not very fast but he's being followed around by a man in lingerie and pigtails.]

Loki Laufeyson | Marvel 616 | OTA

[magpiemythos]

[Give me all the awkward fail.]

Ignis Scientia | Final Fantasy XV | M/M

[fairygodspecs]

[Cast mates and cross canon welcome.]

Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4 | OTA

[nohomomura]

[Welcome to all.]

Loretta | D&D OC | F/F

[call_me_captain]

[Give me all the adorable fail]

Rogue | xmcu

[gloves]

m/f

sam wilson | mcu

[wingedman]

Re: sam wilson | mcu

[willnotwatch]

[let's say a king is visiting you, sam. just some casual hang-outs after a saving-the-world jam, you know, as bros.

what's under your couch buddy? why is it rumbling?]

...

Touma Mimasaka | original character | M*/M preference, OTA

[luculence]

[Maybe he's unable to get it up at all? Panic attack for the angst side of things? Or maybe they both have the enthusiasm in general but not the erection(s) to go with it. Wrong mood?]

Clint Barton | MCU or 616

[weekend_avenger]

Ivar the Boneless | Vikings

[bonelessviking]

Alfred ( Vikings )

[devilsandangels]

Neville Longbottom | HP | OTA

[greenhouses]

Bishop Heahmund ( Vikings )

[heahmund]

Jamal Lyon | Empire | m/m

[heavythecrown]

Sigurd Ragnarsson | Vikings | m/m

[snakeintheeye]

Eric Forman | That 70s Show

[snazzyjacket]

keith / voltron: legendary defender

[emblazes]

James Buchanan Barnes | MCU | m/m

[not_without_you]

(Voice testing)

Engineer | TF2

[spah]

[it's gonna get rEAL DUMB]

Champion Hawke, purple flavor | Dragon Age | OTA

[violetstreak]

sup taako

[rhayes]

[ All. Fucking. Day. Taako had been an absolute tease. Texts, little hints of pictures, the absolute worst. Actually no the real absolute worst was that he wasn't enough of a tease to sneak off into a bathroom. He was a true master of this. Roger couldn't even be mad. Didn't he say time and time again Taako was perfect for him?

It just meant that as soon as he entered the door he barely even stopped to set down his bag. Right to Taako from behind, right to getting hands on him and kissing his neck. ]

You? Are a little shit.

midnighter | dc (rebirth) | m/m.

[thingpuncher]

shuos jedao | machineries of empire | m/m.

[hellspin]