TFLN.

[hanswolo]

you know what to do.

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Sora { Kingdom Hearts }

[keymemory]

⓵ I told her her eyes r like the color of pluto's butthole.
⓶ My teacher told me he never wanted to use a ruler on someone as much as me.
⓷ I 1 wanna say ur a gr8 friend and I want to secondly say I found the rum.
⓸ I told him I wanted a refund, or I'm not going to lock your keyhole.
⓹ They told me I can't just take the duck out walking and my dog needs to be registered?????

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[asgardsthunder]

.......why

Why would you say that?

[keymemory]

Help me!!!???

ಥ_ಥ

these emojis are killing me

[asgardsthunder]

First off, never tell a woman her eye color reminds of you of any sort of anus.

8Dc

[keymemory]

I didn mean to do this thing!? I was under the influence!??!

(´◔‸◔`)

[asgardsthunder]

Some more helpful advice: never approach a girl under the influence, especially if you're a lightweight.

[keymemory]

Did you know I am officially Phil's champion Junior Hero? So, I'm so incredibly not a lightweight.