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[hanswolo]

you know what to do.

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John Grimm • Doom

[survivedmars]

1. Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight.

2. I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparently they don't take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?

3. Honestly, you deserve someone taller anyway.

4. I think the cop that pulled me over yesterday is at my gym right now. Should I say hi?

5. [text him]

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[keymemory]

Apparently "whacking my keyblade" is illegal in public.


:(

[survivedmars]

Oh, is that what they call it where you're from?

Yeah, the cops here aren't too keen on that. Might be kids or just anyone around, you know.

[keymemory]

I call it HEARTLESS STOMPING SUPERIOR ATTACK. That's the point, to keep everyone safe!

[survivedmars]

... And whacking off keeps people safe how exactly?

8D

[keymemory]

Because I'm whacking off the bad guys!

[survivedmars]

Riiiight.

Kid, I really hope you mean that word in a different sense than it first seemed.

[keymemory]

You mean killing the heartless? I mean, it's complicated and I feel kind of bad for a little bit. But it's more like setting them free! It's better than letting them get their hands on people's hearts?!


( ＾◡＾)っ✂❤ ??

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[franko]

I didn't kill anyone, if that's what you mean.

[survivedmars]

Not killing anyone is good. I definitely wouldn't be able to bail you out for that.