[ Is he proud of how efficient they'd been getting Father Compton to marry them? Of course he is. Is he amused that the priest had been more agreeable when Victor held his claws to the man's throat? Of course he is.
Is he absolutely smitten with the crazy son of a bitch that ended up scarring the poor father anyway? Of course he is.
It's exciting, pressing his hand to Victor's chest and seeing the way the gold band sparkles under the light of the hotel chandelier (they'd gone for the honeymoon suite, and Logan had laughed at the disgusted look of the receptionist -- and laughed even harder when Victor presented her with so much money the hotel couldn't possibly refuse). Even more exciting, though, is the fact that Victor's still in his suit, and it's taking all of Logan's self-control not to shred it off of him.
Hell, they didn't even make it to the bed. Logan's straddling him on the floor in his own suit, too. ]
This is where ya put a baby in me, ain't it?
[ It doesn't work that way, Logan.
He is aware of this, but he's grinning like a self-satisfied shithead anyway. ]
[ Father Compton knew the pair of them. Knew that there was something off about them. But not even the Canadian wilderness was prepared to marry the pair of men to each other. So, while the government might not recognize the hastily put together wedding, it was good enough for them.
Bonus points for scarring that prissy damned priest.
He's on the floor, shoved there by his husband, still wearing the suit he'd paid a good twenty dollars for. His hands find their way to his husband's thighs and he settles deeper into the plush carpet. The squirrely little girl who'd been running the reception desk when they stumbled in here probably thought they were going to bring in working girls and bring down the reputation of the establishment. More fool her.
His own plain gold band glints in the chandelier light as he chuckles. ]
You're the asshole that don't buy condoms. [ But it's not like Logan's ever complained about it before. His fingers touch Victor's tie, and though instinct tells him to tear and rip and break apart, the more human part of him -- the one that he doesn't touch so much, the one that he doesn't think he deserves so much -- hesitates, and instead pulls the tie free so he can set it aside.
The same goes with the suit jacket, which he unbuttons with a surprising amount of attention. Victor's hands are on his thighs and this typically makes Logan spread them wider, makes him lower himself to pretty much rut shamelessly into Victor's groin, but somehow...
Somehow he wants to make this last. Not that he'll really say that out loud.
But he does take a moment to look down at the hand on him, and the ring that shines under the light, and smiles -- maybe a little softer than he's used to, a little kinder than normal, but it looks like marriage hits even fuck-ups like him hard.
So he grins as he pulls Victor's belt loose, tugging it through all its loops and tossing it aside. ]
I'm happy. [ Blunt and straight to the point. ] You happy?
[ Creed hates condoms. What's the fucking point? Neither one of them can get sick and it's not like either one of them can get pregnant.
The Runt's being extra careful with him tonight. That usually means that he wants something different from Victor. Victor is ever so willing to comply. He needs to take care of his husband, and then, maybe order up some room service for the pair of them, so they're not starving.
Logan's question surprises him. He wraps his husband's tie around his hand and pulls Logan down into a slow kiss. He doesn't even use his fangs, he just teases his tongue along Logan's lip and then leans back. ]
Dunno what happy is, but hell, I'll take this feelin' over another any day of the week.
[ Logan (angrily) takes the boxes of cereal out, the pressure with which he (angrily) slams them onto the counter only slightly weaker than the pressure necessary for the boxes to have exploded. ]
With their goo-goo eyes and their single mum fashions and their stupid babies in their stupid carts -- [ Logan (angrily) puts the boxes of cereal in the cupboard, then goes to work on the rest of the groceries they'd gotten for the mansion. ] -- like oh, look at that gorgeous man, he could be the next love of my life!
[ Did Logan raise his voice to a higher pitch to emphasise this? Maybe. He's been steaming since their grocery trip, and he's definitely no better now that they're home, even if his perceived "threats" have already gone.
The can of nacho cheese dents when he (angrily) slams it onto the kitchen island. ]
See, baby, [ there's some sarcasm there ] this is what happens when you forget your ring at home 'cause you were cleaning it. [ He huffs (angrily). ] Where the hell did you leave it, anyway?
[Scott watches Logan angrily unloading their groceries. He knew this would happen after he happened to talk one of the 'single mums' at the grocery store.]
Babe, you honestly think I'd be interested in them like that?
[He sighs and shakes his head. The ring was in the bathroom and it was quickly recovered, sliding back onto Scott's finger.]
You're far above all of them, Logan. I married you because I want you.
[He makes his way over, wrapping his arms around Logan's waist.]
[ I still haven't seen Infinity War, but I love the idea of these two growing close and ending up together :') let me know if you're interested and I'll write a starter! if not, no worries! ]
1. adult au where she is able to eventually buck her awful mother and grow towards a better life, complete with a (hopefully at least somewhat) healthy relationship. 2. teenage marriage/elopement to escape shitty living conditions, possibly for both characters.
either way, she'll probably have some level of sexual dysfunction. ]
[ Consider: a timeline-screwing AU where events occur early/mid-90s rather than closer to our time, (character) meets May/they hit it off/get Earth-married, and they then adopt Peter (who I guess is May's sibling's kid rather than Ben's in this AU, idek) in the early 00s. DOMESTIC BLISS.
((Would you be up for an AU where Hakuno becomes her Master and it has escalated to Ereshkigal being considered her wife? It'd be a lot of Hakuno being incredibly sweet and while going into smut it'd be pretty sweet and even reverent to a point.))
Victor Creed/Sabretooth | Marvel 616 | M/F except Logan
i can't believe i'm smearing this meme with my dumpster garbage
Is he absolutely smitten with the crazy son of a bitch that ended up scarring the poor father anyway? Of course he is.
It's exciting, pressing his hand to Victor's chest and seeing the way the gold band sparkles under the light of the hotel chandelier (they'd gone for the honeymoon suite, and Logan had laughed at the disgusted look of the receptionist -- and laughed even harder when Victor presented her with so much money the hotel couldn't possibly refuse). Even more exciting, though, is the fact that Victor's still in his suit, and it's taking all of Logan's self-control not to shred it off of him.
Hell, they didn't even make it to the bed. Logan's straddling him on the floor in his own suit, too. ]
This is where ya put a baby in me, ain't it?
[ It doesn't work that way, Logan.
He is aware of this, but he's grinning like a self-satisfied shithead anyway. ]
I am glad you are!
Bonus points for scarring that prissy damned priest.
He's on the floor, shoved there by his husband, still wearing the suit he'd paid a good twenty dollars for. His hands find their way to his husband's thighs and he settles deeper into the plush carpet. The squirrely little girl who'd been running the reception desk when they stumbled in here probably thought they were going to bring in working girls and bring down the reputation of the establishment. More fool her.
His own plain gold band glints in the chandelier light as he chuckles. ]
You get pregnant, I want my money back.
[ Smirk. ]
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The same goes with the suit jacket, which he unbuttons with a surprising amount of attention. Victor's hands are on his thighs and this typically makes Logan spread them wider, makes him lower himself to pretty much rut shamelessly into Victor's groin, but somehow...
Somehow he wants to make this last. Not that he'll really say that out loud.
But he does take a moment to look down at the hand on him, and the ring that shines under the light, and smiles -- maybe a little softer than he's used to, a little kinder than normal, but it looks like marriage hits even fuck-ups like him hard.
So he grins as he pulls Victor's belt loose, tugging it through all its loops and tossing it aside. ]
I'm happy. [ Blunt and straight to the point. ] You happy?
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The Runt's being extra careful with him tonight. That usually means that he wants something different from Victor. Victor is ever so willing to comply. He needs to take care of his husband, and then, maybe order up some room service for the pair of them, so they're not starving.
Logan's question surprises him. He wraps his husband's tie around his hand and pulls Logan down into a slow kiss. He doesn't even use his fangs, he just teases his tongue along Logan's lip and then leans back. ]
Dunno what happy is, but hell, I'll take this feelin' over another any day of the week.
logan / wolverine | xmcu | m/m
because we are trash
LMAO I HATE THIS
[ Logan (angrily) takes the boxes of cereal out, the pressure with which he (angrily) slams them onto the counter only slightly weaker than the pressure necessary for the boxes to have exploded. ]
With their goo-goo eyes and their single mum fashions and their stupid babies in their stupid carts -- [ Logan (angrily) puts the boxes of cereal in the cupboard, then goes to work on the rest of the groceries they'd gotten for the mansion. ] -- like oh, look at that gorgeous man, he could be the next love of my life!
[ Did Logan raise his voice to a higher pitch to emphasise this? Maybe. He's been steaming since their grocery trip, and he's definitely no better now that they're home, even if his perceived "threats" have already gone.
The can of nacho cheese dents when he (angrily) slams it onto the kitchen island. ]
See, baby, [ there's some sarcasm there ] this is what happens when you forget your ring at home 'cause you were cleaning it. [ He huffs (angrily). ] Where the hell did you leave it, anyway?
THESE LOVEBIRDS
Babe, you honestly think I'd be interested in them like that?
[He sighs and shakes his head. The ring was in the bathroom and it was quickly recovered, sliding back onto Scott's finger.]
You're far above all of them, Logan. I married you because I want you.
[He makes his way over, wrapping his arms around Logan's waist.]
mantis | mcu | ota
MOTHERFUCKING
MARRIAGE. ]
Mary Crawley | Downton Abbey | M/F
miwako sakurada ❥ paradise kiss ❥ f/m
20+ only, please. )
Rogue | XM!movieverse (M/F)
shuri | black panther/mcu | ota
UM!!
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princess serenity | sailor moon | f/m
carrie white | carrie | ota
1. adult au where she is able to eventually buck her awful mother and grow towards a better life, complete with a (hopefully at least somewhat) healthy relationship.
2. teenage marriage/elopement to escape shitty living conditions, possibly for both characters.
either way, she'll probably have some level of sexual dysfunction. ]
Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4 | OTA
Richard Starke | OC | m/m m/f
Cassandra | X-Men OC | ota
Ignis Scientia | Final Fantasy XV | M/M
Natasha Romanoff | MCU | ota
hanzo shimada | overwatch
Inquisitor Trevelyan | DA: I | ota
(aunt) may parker | spider-man/mcu | ota
Or anything else we can cook up, really. ]
chel ☼ the road to el dorado ☼ f/m
Louis de Pointe du Lac | Interview with the Vampire
Makoto Kino | Sailor Moon | F/M
Loretta | OC | F/F
Shelby Manning | Need For Speed OC | F/M
Lotor | Voltron | OTA
Princess Allura of Altea - Voltron: LD - M/F
Yukina Suzumori | Toki no Kizuna | OTA
Mirage Jenius | Macross Delta | OTA
Makoto Kino| Bishoujo Sailor Moon | M/F
Joker | Suicide Squad | M/F
Matt Murdock/Daredevil | Marvel Netflix Universe
elvira ( mistress of the dark )
mananan | heaven & hell roman company | ota
ereshkigal ( fate/grand order )
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Sansa Stark | ASOIAF | f/m
Lucrezia Borgia | The Borgias | f/m
Dorian Pavus | DA: Inquisition | M/M
leto hawkins ( oc ) ota