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Keep the spark alive


married couple smut meme
Because all that fun hands-on intimacy isn't just for the swinging singles.

how to play.
  • Comment with your character, prefs, etc.
  • All characters are welcome, as there are prompts for everyone - yes, including your grimdark antiheroes and playboy types.
  • Reply to others.


prompts.
  1. wedding night: what else do you expect to go down on your first night as a married couple?
  2. honeymoon: enjoy the beaches of Florida or the twin-sun skies of Tatooine.
  3. not the marrying sort: how did you, of all people, get hitched? nevermind, you might as well just reap the benefits.
  4. arranged marriage: a contract needs a signing.
  5. newlyweds: you two just can't keep your hands to yourselves. or your bodies off every piece of furniture you have.
  6. night off: one of you is always busy, so time together is rare.
  7. long distance: a more extreme version of the above. you two are married but don't live together, as one of you is always on the road...or on the run.
  8. still so in love: no matter how long you've been together, the spark's still there.
  9. hatesex: there's no spark here, as it's more like a raging inferno of resentment towards your ball and chain.
  10. rekindle the spark: in continuation of spark talk, you guys are trying to recapture what you once had.
  11. make-up sex: the best thing about marital spats? making up again!
  12. romantic night: break out the chocolate and bubble bath.
  13. still got it: they have no need for jealousy, as you have eyes only for them. you want to show them how beautiful they are.
  14. domestically depraved: to the outside world, you're the Cleavers. in your own little world, you're still the perfect couple - just a bit kinky.
  15. CHOOSE YOUR OWN
thebetterweapon: (Smirk)

Victor Creed/Sabretooth | Marvel 616 | M/F except Logan

[personal profile] thebetterweapon 2018-06-10 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
beeroclock: (stay that way)

i can't believe i'm smearing this meme with my dumpster garbage

[personal profile] beeroclock 2018-06-10 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is he proud of how efficient they'd been getting Father Compton to marry them? Of course he is. Is he amused that the priest had been more agreeable when Victor held his claws to the man's throat? Of course he is.

Is he absolutely smitten with the crazy son of a bitch that ended up scarring the poor father anyway? Of course he is.

It's exciting, pressing his hand to Victor's chest and seeing the way the gold band sparkles under the light of the hotel chandelier (they'd gone for the honeymoon suite, and Logan had laughed at the disgusted look of the receptionist -- and laughed even harder when Victor presented her with so much money the hotel couldn't possibly refuse). Even more exciting, though, is the fact that Victor's still in his suit, and it's taking all of Logan's self-control not to shred it off of him.

Hell, they didn't even make it to the bed. Logan's straddling him on the floor in his own suit, too. ]


This is where ya put a baby in me, ain't it?

[ It doesn't work that way, Logan.

He is aware of this, but he's grinning like a self-satisfied shithead anyway. ]
thebetterweapon: (Smirk)

I am glad you are!

[personal profile] thebetterweapon 2018-06-10 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Father Compton knew the pair of them. Knew that there was something off about them. But not even the Canadian wilderness was prepared to marry the pair of men to each other. So, while the government might not recognize the hastily put together wedding, it was good enough for them.

Bonus points for scarring that prissy damned priest.

He's on the floor, shoved there by his husband, still wearing the suit he'd paid a good twenty dollars for. His hands find their way to his husband's thighs and he settles deeper into the plush carpet. The squirrely little girl who'd been running the reception desk when they stumbled in here probably thought they were going to bring in working girls and bring down the reputation of the establishment. More fool her.

His own plain gold band glints in the chandelier light as he chuckles. ]


You get pregnant, I want my money back.

[ Smirk. ]
beeroclock: (listen: the bells ring)

[personal profile] beeroclock 2018-06-10 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You're the asshole that don't buy condoms. [ But it's not like Logan's ever complained about it before. His fingers touch Victor's tie, and though instinct tells him to tear and rip and break apart, the more human part of him -- the one that he doesn't touch so much, the one that he doesn't think he deserves so much -- hesitates, and instead pulls the tie free so he can set it aside.

The same goes with the suit jacket, which he unbuttons with a surprising amount of attention. Victor's hands are on his thighs and this typically makes Logan spread them wider, makes him lower himself to pretty much rut shamelessly into Victor's groin, but somehow...

Somehow he wants to make this last. Not that he'll really say that out loud.

But he does take a moment to look down at the hand on him, and the ring that shines under the light, and smiles -- maybe a little softer than he's used to, a little kinder than normal, but it looks like marriage hits even fuck-ups like him hard.

So he grins as he pulls Victor's belt loose, tugging it through all its loops and tossing it aside. ]


I'm happy. [ Blunt and straight to the point. ] You happy?
thebetterweapon: (Smirk)

[personal profile] thebetterweapon 2018-06-16 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Creed hates condoms. What's the fucking point? Neither one of them can get sick and it's not like either one of them can get pregnant.

The Runt's being extra careful with him tonight. That usually means that he wants something different from Victor. Victor is ever so willing to comply. He needs to take care of his husband, and then, maybe order up some room service for the pair of them, so they're not starving.

Logan's question surprises him. He wraps his husband's tie around his hand and pulls Logan down into a slow kiss. He doesn't even use his fangs, he just teases his tongue along Logan's lip and then leans back. ]


Dunno what happy is, but hell, I'll take this feelin' over another any day of the week.
danzan: all icons by <user name="danzan">. please don't take. (006)

logan / wolverine | xmcu | m/m

[personal profile] danzan 2018-06-10 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Open to cross-canon and OCs, no 9. ]
redblasting: (smile)

because we are trash

[personal profile] redblasting 2018-06-10 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[shall we?]
danzan: all icons by <user name="danzan">. please don't take. (100)

LMAO I HATE THIS

[personal profile] danzan 2018-06-10 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you let them chicks look at you like that?

[ Logan (angrily) takes the boxes of cereal out, the pressure with which he (angrily) slams them onto the counter only slightly weaker than the pressure necessary for the boxes to have exploded. ]

With their goo-goo eyes and their single mum fashions and their stupid babies in their stupid carts -- [ Logan (angrily) puts the boxes of cereal in the cupboard, then goes to work on the rest of the groceries they'd gotten for the mansion. ] -- like oh, look at that gorgeous man, he could be the next love of my life!

[ Did Logan raise his voice to a higher pitch to emphasise this? Maybe. He's been steaming since their grocery trip, and he's definitely no better now that they're home, even if his perceived "threats" have already gone.

The can of nacho cheese dents when he (angrily) slams it onto the kitchen island. ]


See, baby, [ there's some sarcasm there ] this is what happens when you forget your ring at home 'cause you were cleaning it. [ He huffs (angrily). ] Where the hell did you leave it, anyway?
redblasting: (intrigued)

THESE LOVEBIRDS

[personal profile] redblasting 2018-06-10 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Scott watches Logan angrily unloading their groceries. He knew this would happen after he happened to talk one of the 'single mums' at the grocery store.]

Babe, you honestly think I'd be interested in them like that?

[He sighs and shakes his head. The ring was in the bathroom and it was quickly recovered, sliding back onto Scott's finger.]

You're far above all of them, Logan. I married you because I want you.

[He makes his way over, wrapping his arms around Logan's waist.]
innerbeauty: ([8])

mantis | mcu | ota

[personal profile] innerbeauty 2018-06-10 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ SPACE

MOTHERFUCKING

MARRIAGE. ]
Edited 2018-06-10 18:08 (UTC)
thequitecontrary: (serene)

Mary Crawley | Downton Abbey | M/F

[personal profile] thequitecontrary 2018-06-10 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
berrybloomers: (pic#10757474)

miwako sakurada ❥ paradise kiss ❥ f/m

[personal profile] berrybloomers 2018-06-10 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
( Congrats, you've married the cutest, kinkiest thing in the known galaxy. Really, she's probably more fairy-nymphomaniac than woman.

20+ only, please. )
keepaway: (Default)

Rogue | XM!movieverse (M/F)

[personal profile] keepaway 2018-06-10 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
selfashuried: ([civies] (4))

shuri | black panther/mcu | ota

[personal profile] selfashuried 2018-06-10 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ aged up, of course. ]
punybanner: (Default)

UM!!

[personal profile] punybanner 2018-06-10 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ I still haven't seen Infinity War, but I love the idea of these two growing close and ending up together :') let me know if you're interested and I'll write a starter! if not, no worries! ]
selfashuried: ([civies] (9))

[personal profile] selfashuried 2018-06-11 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ If there's a term for being more open to this than anything, then - that. Let's do it because I'm shipping it already. ]
evreica: (Default)

[personal profile] evreica 2018-06-11 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[...I could definitely get into this if you could?]
transmigrate: (You take my hand and)

princess serenity | sailor moon | f/m

[personal profile] transmigrate 2018-06-10 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
prayercloset: (Default)

carrie white | carrie | ota

[personal profile] prayercloset 2018-06-10 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ two options -

1. adult au where she is able to eventually buck her awful mother and grow towards a better life, complete with a (hopefully at least somewhat) healthy relationship.
2. teenage marriage/elopement to escape shitty living conditions, possibly for both characters.

either way, she'll probably have some level of sexual dysfunction. ]
nohomomura: (Default)

Yosuke Hanamura | Persona 4 | OTA

[personal profile] nohomomura 2018-06-10 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Welcome to all.]
loveisblindness: (tux)

Richard Starke | OC | m/m m/f

[personal profile] loveisblindness 2018-06-10 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
cassandra_firebreath: (smile)

Cassandra | X-Men OC | ota

[personal profile] cassandra_firebreath 2018-06-10 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
fairygodspecs: (Default)

Ignis Scientia | Final Fantasy XV | M/M

[personal profile] fairygodspecs 2018-06-10 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cast mates and cross canon welcome.]
littlelies: (Default)

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | ota

[personal profile] littlelies 2018-06-10 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
eruit: art by mureh. (Default)

hanzo shimada | overwatch

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lordherald: (9)

Inquisitor Trevelyan | DA: I | ota

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benjaminbutton: (pic#11865112)

(aunt) may parker | spider-man/mcu | ota

[personal profile] benjaminbutton 2018-06-10 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Consider: a timeline-screwing AU where events occur early/mid-90s rather than closer to our time, (character) meets May/they hit it off/get Earth-married, and they then adopt Peter (who I guess is May's sibling's kid rather than Ben's in this AU, idek) in the early 00s. DOMESTIC BLISS.

Or anything else we can cook up, really. ]
servesthegods: (OH SHI)

chel ☼ the road to el dorado ☼ f/m

[personal profile] servesthegods 2018-06-10 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How did this happen? IDEK. ]
regretfilled: (The most charming)

Louis de Pointe du Lac | Interview with the Vampire

[personal profile] regretfilled 2018-06-10 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ pre-vampire AU; m/f only. ]
biggestplanet: ([Original anime] /Satisfied" lyrics)

Makoto Kino | Sailor Moon | F/M

[personal profile] biggestplanet 2018-06-10 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
call_me_captain: (Default)

Loretta | OC | F/F

[personal profile] call_me_captain 2018-06-10 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
shelbycobra: (Rare glamour day)

Shelby Manning | Need For Speed OC | F/M

[personal profile] shelbycobra 2018-06-10 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[OTA though if there are any canonmates? I will love you forever for just how messed up that would be.]
trickking: (The best at speeches)

Lotor | Voltron | OTA

[personal profile] trickking 2018-06-10 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Castmates always loved!]

Princess Allura of Altea - Voltron: LD - M/F

[personal profile] of_mice_and_lions 2018-06-10 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
snowyoni: (005)

Yukina Suzumori | Toki no Kizuna | OTA

[personal profile] snowyoni 2018-06-10 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Full blood demon in her own canon. Happy to AU!]
nomirage: (013)

Mirage Jenius | Macross Delta | OTA

[personal profile] nomirage 2018-06-10 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
lotsoftalent: (Default)

Makoto Kino| Bishoujo Sailor Moon | M/F

[personal profile] lotsoftalent 2018-06-11 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
((Any scenario is good~))
needsamachinegun: (Default)

Joker | Suicide Squad | M/F

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good_catholic_boy: (Default)

Matt Murdock/Daredevil | Marvel Netflix Universe

[personal profile] good_catholic_boy 2018-06-11 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
[M/F, no Elektras please! Others, please ask!]
falsies: (pic#8099370)

elvira ( mistress of the dark )

[personal profile] falsies 2018-06-11 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
( ooc | big tiddy goth wife anyone? )
worthlessly: (Default)

mananan | heaven & hell roman company | ota

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eresh: all by eresh! (Default)

ereshkigal ( fate/grand order )

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waifu_master: (Default)

[personal profile] waifu_master 2018-06-12 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
((Would you be up for an AU where Hakuno becomes her Master and it has escalated to Ereshkigal being considered her wife? It'd be a lot of Hakuno being incredibly sweet and while going into smut it'd be pretty sweet and even reverent to a point.))
atalkingbird: (blush)

Sansa Stark | ASOIAF | f/m

[personal profile] atalkingbird 2018-06-12 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ See journal for kinks and preferences. ]
envyof: (ღ kiss)

Lucrezia Borgia | The Borgias | f/m

[personal profile] envyof 2018-06-12 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ See journal for kinks and preferences. ]
tevinterpariah: (Preparing witty comeback)

Dorian Pavus | DA: Inquisition | M/M

[personal profile] tevinterpariah 2018-06-12 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Inquisitors especially welcome.]

leto hawkins ( oc ) ota

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